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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(m): 5:13pm On Apr 03, 2016

Episode Ten

i know sabi when i change everything to pidgin....

Ishilove, abeg abeg, please i take God beg u, even if na 10k help me send am back abeg.. *weeps*

abeg... Please.. I accept that am a fool... That you are not on my level. You are far better than me.

Chimo , please just send the money back ..

... I was already vibrating where i sat as mynd don dey disturb me with 16 missed calls already..

.so boo, are you saying you want your money back.... She finally replied after almost 30 mins.

..haa, ishi... Please ..haa.. Ok take 2k out of he money.. Send me all the money wey i add on top.. I take God beg you abeg... Please, i accept defeat oo

Not long after , i saw a message enter my phone with a different number..

The sum of 20 thousand has been transferred to your account from ishilove anyamuro...

Haa. To God be the Glory.. Haa, so people like this still exists on earth.. She after all decided to send the money back.... I cant thank her enough for this. God does work miracles.

I was strolling down to read the next lines when i saw

"April fool sir " with a smile smiley.

. Exactly the way i sent my pastor

Haha..

.
Funny You,boo you thought i will actually send back the money..you stingy lowlife ... You must be an idiot. Dont try calling me or try contacting me ever again in your life.. Your money should buy me a few ice creams and cover for some food on my birthday..

Thanks mugu

.. And if after all, you still want the money....

YOU CAN COME AND COLLECT IT..

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(m): 5:33pm On Apr 03, 2016

Episode Finale

i tried calling the number. Switched off.

I tried calling her too.

The number you are trying to call is no available. You are now being transferred to voice mail.

For like 30 times.... It seems she had actually barred my number.

Meanwhile , mynd is disturbing me with calls and text..

Is it the prank i played on my pastor that brought me this misfortune ? Or the one i played on my neighbours husband last year when i told him that the chief vigilante of our street was feeding his wife nutrients ...

The poor husband was racing home with his motorcycle to catch his supposed cheating red handed and had a fatal accident on the way.... He is still nursing that injury till date on his left leg...

Till date, he never knew who made that call.. I was planning to tell him it was april fool when he came back but person wey him leg break, how i wan take talk say na joke i follow am joke.

I heard he placed a curse on the caller..

And now here i am.. This is ishi i am calling that is blocked, i have no idea of her new address, relatives or even her social media handles and this is Mynd , disturbing me with calls and msgs to transfer back his money to him or he order his tools on me..

And no one needs to be told how mynd does his own things.

Right now, am beside a bridge, i dont know whether i should jump inside or not because if i jump, it may lead to death and death will make me free from this depression...

*hmmmmnn*

shey make i vex jump ni ??

I was such a fool.

THE END

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 7:07pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lwkmd ooo

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by callJesu: 7:45pm On Apr 03, 2016

Abeg how much una dey sell this cream

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by atilla(m): 7:51pm On Apr 03, 2016

Nooooice one.

No try any prank next year o

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by SamsonJohn743(m): 7:53pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode 6

Boo,boo .. Seriously ? I mean duh !! Is this all you have to offer , i dont need your money.. Fk u and your money..

I knew you are nothing but alowlife idiot.. U sent me only 4k.. Whats that for ?? Perf or what..

Please take your money back slowpoke.. And i added 2k more to manage yourself and enjoy ..go and look for your rank.

This was how this girl replied me ooo..

Withnin mins, i received 6 thousand naira alert on my phone.

Haha, i did not send any money naa. Abeg another person send money to am wey she no know...

Ehm OP how she take get ur a/c number

:-D;-)

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lmao

My cheeks o. grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by repogirl(f): 7:59pm On Apr 03, 2016

I was already smiling before I started reading sef....just booking space..... Lemme go and continue.

Modified

Chai,you almost make me burn my soup on fire because I was reluctant to stop reading.

Very good job, perfectly written and funny as hell!

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by cutiepie25(f): 8:01pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lol, funny you.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by McXponent(m): 8:03pm On Apr 03, 2016

halfricanadian:
Smh for op in slow motion

lolz... Why slow motion?
Abi u dey pity him life?

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Lordtrillion(m): 8:11pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lol. Very interesting

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by dapsylee(m): 8:12pm On Apr 03, 2016

Hehehehehehe! This girl na sharp geh o! Na God fight on behalf of your pastor

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by steveben7(m): 8:12pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:

Episode 9

I was expecting to see an alert in the next 10 mins .

30 mins pass, ??

one hour,??

two hours..;(;(;/ ;\

Haa.. Which kind thing be this.. Why i never see alert...

I was already sweating profusely under the fan...

Hey...hey ... Have you seen the money... .. I summoned up courage to ask her..

Yes...

Ehn.. The cash entered now..

"You . I thought u were daring me.. Oya send the 37k back ,if i no go send 60k give you back "...

I had to say this so that this would encourage her to at least send the money back..

"oh, you are so sweet. This money will do just fine dear. Now thats what am talking about.. I cant thank you enuff for this gift

i was shocked and i could feel small small urine dripping down my trousers..

Haa,but are u sure that will be enough ? Send it back please ,lemme add more for you.

..wow, thanks boo. But why do i have to send it back, if you want to send more, i will gladly accept. That is why i like you.

Haha.. This thing don dey real small small oo..

But are you playing the superioty game again ?
Boo, what game are you talking about ?

That you were sending more money than i sent.. Just now na

haha, dear i dont know what you are talking about oo.

.

Hahahahhahaha like seriously? I can't stop laughing

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by DrDxtrz: 8:20pm On Apr 03, 2016

Hahahaha

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Ewatomi26(f): 8:24pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lovely writeup. I enjoyed your use of language. Perfect
I don laff scatter.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Okaakoko(m): 8:25pm On Apr 03, 2016

I have learnt some pranks here for next year. classcaptain you are too good

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:26pm On Apr 03, 2016

April Fool indeed grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Sirpluv: 8:28pm On Apr 03, 2016

Ayaf pee 4 boxer o o

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by klbakare(m): 8:28pm On Apr 03, 2016

This babe don wreck dis bobo, d same way aregbesola wrecked osun state

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by saudatu(m): 8:31pm On Apr 03, 2016

Dude you funny die... grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by oglalasioux(m): 8:41pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale

i tried calling the number. Switched off.

I tried calling her too.

The number you are trying to call is no available. You are now being transferred to voice mail.

For like 30 times.... It seems she had actually barred my number.

Meanwhile , mynd is disturbing me with calls and text..

Is it the prank i played on my pastor that brought me this misfortune ? Or the one i played on my neighbours husband last year when i told him that the chief vigilante of our street was feeding his wife nutrients ...

The poor husband was racing home with his motorcycle to catch his supposed cheating red handed and had a fatal accident on the way.... He is still nursing that injury till date on his left leg...

Till date, he never knew who made that call.. I was planning to tell him it was april fool when he came back but person wey him leg break, how i wan take talk say na joke i follow am joke.

I heard he placed a curse on the caller..

And now here i am.. This is ishi i am calling that is blocked, i have no idea of her new address, relatives or even her social media handles and this is Mynd , disturbing me with calls and msgs to transfer back his money to him or he order his tools on me..

And no one needs to be told how mynd does his own things.

Right now, am beside a bridge, i dont know whether i should jump inside or not because if i jump, it may lead to death and death will make me free from this depression...

*hmmmmnn*

shey make i vex jump ni ??

I was such a fool.

THE END

Please make a short comedy film out of this. It should be a narrative movie starting from your neighbour's husband. If you permit me I'll make a good screenplay out of it. Keep up the good work. Love it.

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by chido20(m): 8:49pm On Apr 03, 2016

and if u actually believe dat dis story is true den u must be sick in the head

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by kliq(m): 8:51pm On Apr 03, 2016

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(m): 8:53pm On Apr 03, 2016

oglalasioux:

Please make a short comedy film out of this. It should be a narrative movie starting from your neighbour's husband. If you permit me I'll make a good screenplay out of it. Keep up the good work. Love it.

am more than grateful sir,, i have other works on my profile sir,,

can i send u a pm so we can talk better ?

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by naxman(m): 8:58pm On Apr 03, 2016

at least l read d story til d made in china

God literal work

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(m): 9:04pm On Apr 03, 2016

Ewatomi26:
Lovely writeup. I enjoyed your use of language. Perfect

I don laff scatter.

thanks so much..

Sheck out this one here too

https://www.nairaland.com/2966989/how-jamb-jammed-me-out

i promise you . You will laugh well well. Thanks

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:

am more than grateful sir,, i have other works on my profile sir,,
can i send u a pm so we can talk better ?

Please do let me know when the screenplay is done.
P.S

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by timbros(m): 9:13pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale

i tried calling the number. Switched off.

I tried calling her too.

The number you are trying to call is no available. You are now being transferred to voice mail.

For like 30 times.... It seems she had actually barred my number.

Meanwhile , mynd is disturbing me with calls and text..

Is it the prank i played on my pastor that brought me this misfortune ? Or the one i played on my neighbours husband last year when i told him that the chief vigilante of our street was feeding his wife nutrients ...

The poor husband was racing home with his motorcycle to catch his supposed cheating red handed and had a fatal accident on the way.... He is still nursing that injury till date on his left leg...

Till date, he never knew who made that call.. I was planning to tell him it was april fool when he came back but person wey him leg break, how i wan take talk say na joke i follow am joke.

I heard he placed a curse on the caller..

And now here i am.. This is ishi i am calling that is blocked, i have no idea of her new address, relatives or even her social media handles and this is Mynd , disturbing me with calls and msgs to transfer back his money to him or he order his tools on me..

And no one needs to be told how mynd does his own things.

Right now, am beside a bridge, i dont know whether i should jump inside or not because if i jump, it may lead to death and death will make me free from this depression...

*hmmmmnn*

shey make i vex jump ni ??

I was such a fool.

THE END

A fatal accident can't end with the victim just nursing a left leg injury biko. ..

If the accident is fatal, then he should have being buried by now.

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by mekanaky: 9:17pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode 6

Boo,boo .. Seriously ? I mean duh !! Is this all you have to offer , i dont need your money.. Fk u and your money..

I knew you are nothing but alowlife idiot.. U sent me only 4k.. Whats that for ?? Perf or what..

Please take your money back slowpoke.. And i added 2k more to manage yourself and enjoy ..go and look for your rank.

This was how this girl replied me ooo..

Withnin mins, i received 6 thousand naira alert on my phone.

Haha, i did not send any money naa. Abeg another person send money to am wey she no know...

guy ur lie too much. april fool has past. How did the girl get ur acc no to transfer u money

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