iamdynamite:
hello sweety have not abandoned you ooooo,have been working round the clock to make life easy for you and our unborn kids

Person wey dey work no dey create time for bae. Abi u dey do office romance!!!

daudae1:
Breaking News!!! NYSC 2016 batch A have been postpond indefinately....Nawao for Nigeria fa! BUhari wat is happenin?NYSC just finishd a meeting at der secretariat.

Hello Dauda Yakubu... Was it that ur Uncle that told you?

Chommieblaq:




Person wey dey work no dey create time for bae. Abi u dey do office romance!!!

its not like that honey........i dont do office romance oooooo my hands are clean i mean so clean......dont worry things wont be like before anymore........now it will be just the two of us

jubrealguy:
oya, my hausa friend...kano or kaduna? which will a youth like me find appealing

E depends on on ya kind paroles na.


Both are great, Kano is more like lagos and Kaduna like Abuja, if u grab what I mean.



Kano have more business opportunities.

iamdynamite:
what issue do we have on hand now...................

like the ones below:

Kbs468:


Once again, Good evening Citizens

Yes and straight up without much addo, let's put up ourselves to the latest X-FACTOR challenge here in Golden City as some of Us have already started

Interestingly, the challenge is no big deal or new to all of us actually both from our point of view here in GOLDEN CITY and in the outside world around our walls which is why GRACELANDERS and others that have anything to do with NYSC too would be welcomed whole heartedly as Key Figures and participants around our dinning Table this time around


And here we go, although the next line below is to encourage us all in participating accordingly. Alright,


Note:
¤* It's not COMPULSORY that you must respond with the exact figure or degree of imput so that you won't be discouraged to say something or contribute your quota

¤* You can also choose to give your response part by part instead of typing out a whole at once because some persons have phobia for long commentary/Views/opinion or idea postage

Up next is the X-FACTOR challenge as our line of discuss and is presented as below

1.
WHAT ARE THE 20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND ADVICE
2.
HELP MENTION 5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

This 2nd one can be structured with respect to building a career path during service year, employability and job creation, relationships, etc


3. KINDLY WRITE ON THE CULTURAL SETTINGS OF YOUR PRESENT STATES OF RESIDENCE WITH RESPECT TO THE PREDOMINANT SOURCE OF INCOME, RECREATIONAL AVENUE AVAILABLE SUCH AS PARKS, TOURIST SITES, etc

In this line.. we are trying to reintroduce the talk about our present state of basement again So that we can refresh our minds about each state of the federation again

4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?



In Trying to buttress our explanations, we should bear in mind that

The essence of the No.2 is to have the 37 states discussed out so that citizens can have an idea about the nature of the states that we have relative to NYSC which would help enhance preparation for entrepreneurship during service year.

While For No.3, 4 5 & 6, many Nigerians "KNOW" (in abstract) what they think is the responsibility of leaders as it relates to their present predicament, hence the importance of this discuss as our MENU for the time being.

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the Executive Cabinet

CROBBOY:


How many times would you ask me for real? Have you given a thought why your wife iambibi and Fraiser are not around the city at this crucial time?

so iambibi is flirting with you, with Fraiser and who else again?

shuaibbs:


Hello Dauda Yakubu... Was it that ur Uncle that told you?

Yeah but wetin dey be say if dem sign budget before nextweekend NySc WILL MAINTAIN THE april 27th date BUT if dem no sign the budget they will postpond the camp date.

jubrealguy:
so iambibi is flirting with you, with Fraiser and who else again?

DId you say iambibi is flirting with me?

daudae1:
Yeah but wetin dey be say if dem sign budget before nextweekend NySc WILL MAINTAIN THE april 27th date BUT if dem no sign the budget they will postpond the camp date.

Ohboyyy...
Wahala deyyyy ooo...

Thanks man!

CROBBOY:


like the ones below:

interesting...........sure have something to say.....time permits because am at work now and have loads of work on my desk today being monday...........

shuaibbs:


Ohboyyy...
Wahala deyyyy ooo...

Thanks man!

welcom bro..wich states you been choose?
and wich one be your favourite?

Guys I think we should turn completely everything to God kawai, cos no one seems to give a damm anymore. They may decide there will b no NYSC this year nothing go still happen!!!

So pls the the sheiks the imams the pastors the apostles, mak una help us tell papa God d situation. Plus lets all be fervent in prayers abeg.







#Peace

SC31:
Pele dont mind him

lol.....make una console una sef well oo, d kind husbands una marry, ehn!

daudae1:
welcom bro..wich states you been choose?
and wich one be your favourite?

Chose kd, lag, plateau, akwaibom! According to that CUL it i was posted to plateau... Would av preferred kd tho...

CROBBOY:

DId you say iambibi is flirting with me?

CROBBOY:


In your mind you are claiming to be a Love Doctor, yet your wife iambibi is busy making advances Ask Rukkyola to tell you things you are yet to know about your wife and start from there man.

Just quoting u

Chommieblaq:




E depends on on ya kind paroles na.


Both are great, Kano is more like lagos and Kaduna like Abuja, if u grab what I mean.



Kano have more business opportunities.

I prefer Lagos to Abuja so I prefer Kano to Kaduna

LogoDWhiz:


Lol..I guess you are referring the person i quoted...

most definitely... was sorta kinda lazy to scroll up to find d guys...realised quite late

Qutyjoice:



And how com yu dunno bae's name

Please ignore my bad memory. Remind me his name, I have forgotten.

jubrealguy:
I don't understand sir, u wanna av dem both?

Thank you sir. Thought I was the only one who got confused.

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC

NO REDUCTION IN CORPS MEMBERS’ ALLOWANCE!!

The attention of the NYSC Management has been drawn to a statement being circulated in the Social Media about a purported reduction in Corps members' allowance by 25%.

Management wishes to inform Corps members and other members of the public that the statement is false, mischievous and a figment of the writer’s imagination.

Corps members, in particular, are hereby enjoined to disregard the rumour and remain focused as they continue the service to their fatherland.

SIGNED:
MANAGEMENT

ABB1:
You see you don't even bother to know the country am typing from, you don conclude say I dey Nigeria, born them finish we go arrange, I here say you love money pass baba community iyin oko e

Please sir, which country are u typing from wey pass Nija? Hu know weda na from one bush self. Abeg lemme I no fit give u my pikin. I never see oyinbo wey dey yarn pidgin. Na soso pidgin u dey yarn since.
I 4 carry my pikin give crobboy because I c sey d boy sabi english, but he is not responsible & I doubt if he is rich. I will continue with my search.

ABB1:
For your mind you dey talk NYSC related matter

Even though I no know weda e correct or not.

jubrealguy:
lol........nobody fit call u olodo na, just talk wetin u know, sefini......how u dey na....u sef follow comot city, oya wetin u carry come

Am kul o. I carry aeroplane com & my big belle.

Rukkyola:

Am kul o. I carry aeroplane com & my big belle.

u carry aeroplane abi aeroplane carry u come, i no sabi understand things again ooo

You see crobobo sabi English but no get money but me no sabi english but get money... not the choice is yours. Me wey go carry your daughter come dey country wey I dey

Rukkyola:

Please sir, which country are u typing from wey pass Nija? Hu know weda na from one bush self. Abeg lemme I no fit give u my pikin. I never see oyinbo wey dey yarn pidgin. Na soso pidgin u dey yarn since.
I 4 carry my pikin give crobboy because I c sey d boy sabi english, but he is not responsible & I doubt if he is rich. I will continue with my search.

iamdynamite:
its not like that honey........i dont do office romance oooooo my hands are clean i mean so clean......dont worry things wont be like before anymore........now it will be just the two of us

nawa for u o, so u won go resign for ur place of work because of woman, ur kind man no b here o

Fraiser:
opylas so u dey here, you come hide face since all dis days chai... Am very sure two opylas no dey naija... Na my own opylas b dis... Hw far, u still dey Ak? Or u don go lag?

Lolz... I don commot AK, I dey gidi. Who be abeg? Tunde?

daudae1:
Breaking News!!! NYSC 2016 batch A have been postpond indefinately....Nawao for Nigeria fa! BUhari wat is happenin?NYSC just finishd a meeting at der secretariat.

Hehehe........ Perplexed fellows!
But what's ur source please?

RUKKY'S PROPHECY: NYSC will finally resort to scraping service. Youths will b given little incentives.

RUKKY'S ADVICE: Don't waste ur precious time expecting good news from NYSC, find something good 2 do.

RUKKY'S GREATEST REGRET: Turning down a job few months ago 4 d sake of NYSC.

RUKKY'S PLAN ON WHAT TO ENGAGE IN: Nil. Still thinking.

RUKKY'S REQUEST 4RM MEMBERS OF GC: Pls I need advice on what to do in the mean time.
Am a broke ass! I need money. Currently running private lessons 4 few students. I will terminate it if I find a better job.

Cc; everyone.

PEZMAN:


Kinda surprised seeing Rukkyola answering Nysc related question..kudos to her for tthe attempt..
Gud Pm citizens

Hehehe...... What are u guys taking me 4 n dis city? Empty skull isn't it? No b una fault oo. Una think sey na only una go school abi?

jubrealguy:
lol.....really? I should ask rukkyola? for real? U gotta be kidding me, U said i should ask rukkyola, are u for real right now?

He is 4 real o. Ur wife is having an affair with his excellency. No tell anybody sey na me tell u o.

jubrealguy:
don't reply such again, d more u do, d truer it becomes....... lol, it's what I just got to find out

Hehehe.....fear fear like u!
Better go & find a nice job & stop putting hopes on NYSC.

tobikay01:

most definitely... was sorta kinda lazy to scroll up to find d guys...realised quite late

Okay bro..

No prob