CROBBOY:


How many times would you ask me for real? Have you given a thought why your wife iambibi and Fraiser are not around the city at this crucial time?

Fraiser:
fear for catch me o as I never see dat kyn luv bfor

Fraiser:
lol... My name na anonymous shikena...

LogoDWhiz:
I guess the 2 news above should end this rumour going around all due to April Fool

LogoDWhiz:
DATE FOR COMMENCEMENT OF 2016 BATCH ‘A’ ORIENTATION COURSE REMAINS 27TH APRIL, 2016!!!

Prospective Corps members and other valued stakeholders are hereby requested to disregard the rumours on purported shift in the date for commencement of the 2016 Batch ‘A’ Orientation course to May.

The rumour is frivolous and unfounded. Management remains focused as preparations continue for a successful Orientation course scheduled to commence on April 27, 2016.

18 mins ago from NYSC facebook page...

https://www.facebook.com/officialnysc/?fref=nf

Fraiser:
crobboy ur sense of reasoning na excellent o... Infact me nd iambibi don dey chill for elegusi all tru d day, e never tey wen we comot dia, she too go soon enter d city, jubrealguy my guy I dey hail o.

Fraiser:
If you slap me, you won do byebye to ur hand b dat, I no know wetin u go talk sey u drink because d only woman wey dey said paraga for dis city no dey around.

Rukkyola:

I don't know y, ov all d people wey dey dis city, na only u quote me 4 dis issue & na NONSENSE u com c contribute.
But Fraiser I thought we used to be good friends na. Why all dis beefs all of a sudden?
I am missing doz times fa!

Beckytee:
WHAT ARE THE 20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW
AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE
ELAPSES TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND
ADVICE

1.prepare your mind: now undergraduate days are over. no more pocket money from parents,uncles etc. labour market is like war. prepare ur mind on what next job or business.

2. think: put together your ideas, think abt what pays you most, nobody will think for you.

3. attend seminars: no knowledge is waste. attend the seminars u could attend. business, marriage etc

4.take a step: yes, u are the best student graduating student that year,u graduates with first class,u are very creative. all these will not bring job to ur door step, if u did not take a step. let them see the readiness in you

5. do not keep mute: some graduate could be so silent. thinking people that sees them shld knw they are looking for job. my brother u did not write it on ur forehead. dnt forget even the bible says"ask and it shall be given". keeping mute will do u no good.

6. don't form: this is particular to the females, its almost the same as the one above. dnt behave as if u av it all wen u actually did not have anything.

7. dnt reject little for non: he that doesn't accept little my loose the opportunity for the biggest. a frnd of mine who was a security guard is now a bank manager of the same bank and that was cos he accepted little and bigger opportunity come his way.

8. do anything that makes you happy

9. do not be too envious. your frnds are doing exploits. yes u could get jeolous in a gud way there is nothing wrong in that. dnt hate them cos of their success, continue praying and your testimonies will come.

10. stop getting worried unnecessarily: break your worries, this life doesn't worth it. dnt take solace in tears,it will only lead to depression. instead, keep saying all is well

11. have a frnd: you cannot do it alone,no one can. dnt just keep frnds keep the ones who can help draw u up when you are down. we all need somebody to lean on.... if u want to be successful in life, do not keep frnds who think success is impossible.

12. God first: dnt wait till u are confuse before asking God for direction. make God the first in everythin you do.


am sorry its short and not up to twenty

Rukkyola:
Abi na u b akpos?

CROBBOY:


No mind that man wey dey trust him wife pass God. The next thing na say she go officially carry you come him house talk say na you Holy Spirit prescribe to dey hold Annointing Service with her for night unclad on a separate room, and him Jubrealguy no go even reason go the other side at all at all, rather him go even take you comot go high self for better job you dey do for him wife.

But abeg, enjoy no forget say that babe iambibi na PLC. Others need buy their own shares too o

merikims:
oya try me see.

BlizzydoDo:
nice 1....ufan should I spill wat Ekpo Nka Owo means?

Fraiser:
na you cause am na, u won dey flex muscle wit me, u wey suppose dey hold my back com dey cast me for my wife com dey poison d heart of my innocent nd adorable blizzydoDo, u don forget sey if two irons meet one for bend for d other, if man piss waka make woman piss waka d leg of one go wet pass d oda, u better apologise nd do normal now bfor I end ur carrear for dis city.

Fraiser:
no b only akpos I be, I be akpororo sef

Iggyok:
Mbok ku spill.

Fraiser:
lmao... Crobboy see hw u finish iambibi, dat innocent lookin bae, pls ke? She no b plc o na Lmt she b o... Dat babe na for me alone o, jubrealguy na just caretaker.

Testimony89:
Evening guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Longest time oh...... Hope there's notin like fuel scarcity, total darkness & hike in price of goods in GC? Iambibi, DTOBS, jubrealguy, hardie, fraih, Rukky nd others , I greet u all!!

Testimony!!!
Welcome back... Good to hear from you.

I asked you something sometimes back, you did not reply
Check your mentions.

BlizzydoDo:
Fraih gud evening, wat yuu doing 2 mi z it fair?

OMG!!!
BlizzydoDo! How come I dont understand what you are talking about
Or is it about what you said the last time you replied my mention?

Fraih:
Testimony!!! Welcome back... Good to hear from you.
I asked you something sometimes back, you did not reply Check your mentions.

Fraih:

OMG!!!
BlizzydoDo! How come I dont understand what you are talking about
Or is it about what you said the last time you replied my mention?

BlizzydoDo:
it has nothing 2 do with d mention, seriously yuu just no send mi again

Testimony89:

Ooooh sowi! Pls can u just ask again

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Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA-IBOM STATE = 2052

Fraih:

Hmmm
Not like that dear, still trying to put myself together to get over the news which I was unprepared for. I am still trying to imagine what went wrong,still discussing with Him.
Am sorry if It looked like I dont care, I do Blizzy.

Testimony89:
Evening guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Longest time oh...... Hope there's notin like fuel scarcity, total darkness & hike in price of goods in GC? Iambibi, DTOBS, jubrealguy, hardie, fraih, Rukky nd others , I greet u all!!