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Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by slimfit2(m): 4:45pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Hello guys, how are you? Truth be told I don’t really care about how you are doing so let’s suspend all pleasantries. I have taken it upon myself to explain the untold stories breaking during this hardship, for us to see beyond pain and see the “light”. Come with me on this voyage. Impending Marriage- love/lust can be found anywhere, anytime and during the endless wait for fuel I was able to witness some interactions a.k.a chyking. Wonder at your peril if I’m a Pervert but I believe if any of these petromances (petrol+romance) should lead to the altar then the government should take the glory for the matchmaking. For the purpose of our ailing democracy we would ignore all the heartbreaks, unwanted pregnancies, illegal abortions and endless coitus resulting from the petromances. At the reception Rihanna ft Calvin Harris- we found love (in a hopeless place) should be on the playlist. Dream Big- Even if you live in the lofty paradise of desegregation or you do not believe in social stratification and other vices that seem rife in our land a visit to any NNPC mega station during scarcity should wake you from slumber. Being streetwise is good but having long-leg is better. Naija being Naija some people who came late had their way immediately. This has deeply stirred my drive/passion to make it early in life so I can also perpetrate/visit this oppression on someone else in the nearest future. Please save me the be-a-responsible-citizen bullcrap. Unity- Not only football unites us as a country, instance of hardship does too. From the incessant chat at the station, with every speaker a pundit, widely acclaimed zombies and notorious wailers were unanimous in acknowledging this as a predicament/suffering. People across religious and regional divide also berated whosoever they deemed fit. Now that is unity: it is a rare occurrence to see Nigerians set aside their differences and even saying “almost” the same thing. I was so carried away by this fleeting moment of unity that I was almost tempted to say may it go on like this but I know it won’t go down well with you guys so never mind. Audacity- the last time I engaged in civil disobedience was during the Occupy Nigeria protest in 2012, imagine since! Seeing also as successive SUGs of my Alma mater couldn’t engage in the simple business of aluta (nonsense people), starving someone of impropriety, I needed a relief badly. Thanks to the prevailing circumstance my breakthrough to discharge all the accumulated discomfort came. Motorists, bikers and yours sincerely were able to shut down completely a lane of a roadway (an expressway), creating a difficult driving challenge for other road users. Now I don’t care if it was a federal or state road it felt great to be a part of the nuisance. Alibi- I’m sure compulsive liars have used this fuel situation or the filling station as an alibi. Imagine one of Lucifer’s numerous children, who double as a friend, informed his parents he missed church service because he was at the filling station for many hours, whereas he was yanshing kpetus. I won’t be surprised if he becomes a VIP in hell. Stupid boy! Others I presume to be in this category are cheating husbands, serial debtors, lazy students etc. Let me stop right here because if I continue we won't leave here today. If at this point you are in rage or feel I have in one way or the other insulted your sensibilities please take heart, such is life, you can explode in the comment box ![]() Add yours. 62 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by fargo(m): 5:05pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
April 7th is two days away. #endfuelscarcitynow 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by slimfit2(m): 5:15pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
fargo:Really? Let's hope our hopes aren't dashed again! |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Ohammadike: 6:54pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
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Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Sonnik212(m): 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Hmmmm 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by onihaxy: 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by vickylinco(m): 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
warris dis 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
WILL YOU CLAP FOR ANY MEDIA THAT REPORT ANY OF THE ABOVE SIR 2 Likes |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Nobody: 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
k |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Deepfreezer(m): 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Nigeria has been sold. shame 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by clevadani: 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
nice writeup 6 Likes |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by maskid(m): 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
this thread is meaningless n dry. mschteeeew 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Inspectahdeck(m): 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Hmmm 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Samiceman: 6:58pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
D 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by muaa(f): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
I was expecting to see this wen I opened this thread |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by SPG4U(m): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by ercel: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
I can't read all that,what I want to read is fuel is everywhere,Nigerians can go and buy at official pump price.. #getting tired |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by sheunsheun(m): 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
fargo:No more queues in FCT oooo, lets hope it cuts across oda part of d country b4 7th 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by StepTwo: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
okay, una weldone na fuel i need |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Samiceman: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
This is like the dumbest shit I have ever read on nairaland |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Enoquin(f): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
![]() It isn't outrightly funny but lightly so...don't worry most of those who commented first are too 'angry' or 'overwhelmed', so do not hold it against them 7 Likes |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Opinedecandid(m): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
APC and Buhari will not kill us. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Nobody: 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
sheunsheun: Queues dey...but they are reducing in size. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by braine(m): 7:02pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Lol. Nice writeup. 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by ettaetta(m): 7:03pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by KINGofTOTO: 7:03pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
OP. You try |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by noskeybaba: 7:03pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Like WTF did I just read? Were you sent by Mr Linus Mohammad?? |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by ayzTIGER: 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Nonsense |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Brainaic(m): 7:05pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Never seen anyone use that many words to actually say nothing! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by joedams: 7:05pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
At the moment, even the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by laprince(m): 7:06pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Nice writeup. However, it has little usefulness. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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