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Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by optional1(f): 7:09pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Abeg who get fuel 4 e gen make e share to a frnd in need nufin is too small. I won watch Saraki court trial nd watch match also. Na beg I dey beg oo. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by hobermener: 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
T |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Raziii(m): 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
seriously? I know the OP meant well... Trying to create a comic relief! But is it because of the circumstances we find ourselves right now or that this thread is not just funny? |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by optional1(f): 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
sheunsheun:Abeg how much is fuel in FCT, I dont mind treking to come nd buy it all d way frm Kogi. Abeg oooo pick my call |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by DOLPHINEC(m): 7:13pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color][quote author=slimfit2 post=44432365] Hello guys, how are you? Truth be told I don’t really care about how you are doing so let’s suspend all pleasantries. I have taken it upon myself to explain the untold stories breaking during this hardship, for us to see beyond pain and see the “light”. Come with me on this voyage. Impending Marriage- love/lust can be found anywhere, anytime and during the endless wait for fuel I was able to witness some interactions a.k.a chyking. Wonder at your peril if I’m a Pervert but I believe if any of these petromances (petrol+romance) should lead to the altar then the government should take the glory for the matchmaking. For the purpose of our ailing democracy we would ignore all the heartbreaks, unwanted pregnancies, illegal abortions and endless coitus resulting from the petromances. At the reception Rihanna ft Calvin Harris- we found love (in a hopeless place) should be on the playlist. Dream Big- Even if you live in the lofty paradise of desegregation or you do not believe in social stratification and other vices that seem rife in our land a visit to any NNPC mega station during scarcity should wake you from slumber. Being streetwise is good but having long-leg is better. Naija being Naija some people who came late had their way immediately. This has deeply stirred my drive/passion to make it early in life so I can also perpetrate/visit this oppression on someone else in the nearest future. Please save me the be-a-responsible-citizen bullcrap. Unity- Not only football unites us as a country, instance of hardship does too. From the incessant chat at the station, with every speaker a pundit, widely acclaimed zombies and notorious wailers were unanimous in acknowledging this as a predicament/suffering. People across religious and regional divide also berated whosoever they deemed fit. Now that is unity: it is a rare occurrence to see Nigerians set aside their differences and even saying “almost” the same thing. I was so carried away by this fleeting moment of unity that I was almost tempted to say may it go on like this but I know it won’t go down well with you guys so never mind. Audacity- the last time I engaged in civil disobedience was during the Occupy Nigeria protest in 2012, imagine since! Seeing also as successive SUGs of my Alma mater couldn’t engage in the simple business of aluta (nonsense people), starving someone of impropriety, I needed a relief badly. Thanks to the prevailing circumstance my breakthrough to discharge all the accumulated discomfort came. Motorists, bikers and yours sincerely were able to shut down completely a lane of a roadway (an expressway), creating a difficult driving challenge for other road users. Now I don’t care if it was a federal or state road it felt great to be a part of the nuisance. Alibi- I’m sure compulsive liars have used this fuel situation or the filling station as an alibi. Imagine one of Lucifer’s numerous children, who double as a friend, informed his parents he missed church service because he was at the filling station for many hours, whereas he was yanshing kpetus. I won’t be surprised if he becomes a VIP in hell. Stupid boy! Others I presume to be in this category are cheating husbands, serial debtors, lazy students etc. Let me stop right here because if I continue we won't leave here today. If at this point you are in rage or feel I have in one way or the other insulted your sensibilities please take heart, such is life, you can explode in the comment box ![]() Add yours. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Nobody: 7:14pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Samiceman:As in well written nonsense |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Dahkogrin007(m): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
I culdnt mak head or tail ov d write up.... Useless like d "ay" in "okay" |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by sheunsheun(m): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
optional1:86 naira as always ![]() |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Raziii(m): 7:19pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
optional1:ehyaa I know what it feels like! Take heart |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by bilazego(m): 7:24pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
fargo: They've already denied April 7 date. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by johnsonsegxy: 7:25pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Unemployment coupled with the sick situations of the country making people do crazy things including writing crazy things online.... Some are now tweets lords wrting rubbish. Nigeria will be developed in 2095 when the aliens arrives earth. Its only Aliens that can safe Nigeria. Quote me wrongly and see urself in the middle of red sea. ![]() |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by sheunsheun(m): 7:28pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Quakertellicus1:Well no queue @ all in ma area ooo, infact i had 2 choose frm a no of filling stations ![]() |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Damtha(f): 7:34pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
joedams:Funny you |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by JayEntaur(m): 7:35pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
I like your writing style, nice light comic relief. 4 Likes |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by optional1(f): 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
sheunsheun:Chai nd here is 200naira nd d meter is maladjusted. I bought 5 liters on sunday 4 1000naira nd it didnt reach half of a 5liters gallon self. I dey come make i arrange sumtins 4 house Self, treking has started. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by franugo(m): 7:50pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
SSMH. oga seun, pls ur MODems are transforming NL into a childish forum where any poo can make fp do something abt this pls |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by optional1(f): 7:52pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Raziii:Tnk u dear, e go better cos were deris Life, deris Hope. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by franugo(m): 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
sheunsheun: N where exactly do u stay miss? |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by apatuku: 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
slimfit2:already dashed! |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
9ice write up, but i cant relate
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Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by swiffy(f): 8:04pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
How can all these many many write up's help d situation at hand now. All I know is dat we are in 4 a BIG shit. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by swiffy(f): 8:13pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
johnsonsegxy:Lol u funny oo no b only aliens,all we need now is prayers dats all. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by nakedwire(m): 8:16pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
joedams:let pray 4 beta 2moro,bcs 'm total cmfuse 4 an oil producin country,been hearing scarsity of fuel z unbelivable!! |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by 400billionman: 8:44pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Enoquin: They simply couldnt understand the write up. He is a learned writer.. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Vomm: 8:49pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Brossss! Brosssss!! Brossss!!! Na dream u dey oooooo! PlssSs wake up! fargo: |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by UjSizzle(f): 8:53pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Also note that I’m disappointed at my inability to post a picture of a snake: the ultimate sacrifice to access front-page.Wicked man. Just wicked ![]() But Nigerians are not smiling o. The passengers in my bus this morning wanted to kill the driver for playing his music too loud. Like haba! Since when have Lagosians complained about 'noise'? Lagos is noise and noise is Lagos. It's a state of orderly chaos. There seem to be a general consensus though that these dire days should be witnessed in sobriety. I can't even shout *sigh* 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Vomm: 8:55pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Ahhhhhh!!! Who be the bastard wey turn the light off?? joedams: |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by pappy4real(m): 8:56pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Nice one op, there's always 2 sides to a coin. At least this is a kinda relief. Let's pray n hope for better times. Tough times don't last...tough people do 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by slimfit2(m): 9:09pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Raziii:Don't mind me.. Shey sum1 cannot now be playing with you people again ni.. All I did was to lampoon.. Dazzol. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Jochebed7(f): 9:28pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
made me smile. guess people lambasting the op just don't get the joke. nice write up 1 Like |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Surfboard(m): 9:32pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Op, what exactly are you getting at? Nothing? I thought as much. |
Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by truthspeaks: 9:50pm On Apr 05, 2016 |
Go find ur sense of humour maskid: |
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