BlizzydoDo:
yuu c ya life? Even our president LogoDWhiz knws of yur escapades...... Continuuuuuu

babe so u dont even know wen pressy dey joke again, wetin hin talk na just joke o... na u nd nobody for me o

Brimmie:


Brotherly, na only negative stuffs dey my brain about Ondo State! And I no go like spoil am for people wey dem post there.

I dey o! I jus dey use one-eye look you since. Dey enjoy urself my guy!

lol........na one eye u dey take look everybody since na...... buh me as a person, i like to think about the negative more than the positive not that m a pessimistic kinda person buh i just like to be well prepared for any eventuality, it's just a case of preparing for the worst buh still praying for the best.

So tell us the negative

drjoshua2000:
All this children. How una take dey get fuel to power una phone.

Na God do am o. Am so addicted to this thread. Even my phone dies, na to steal my sister battery put 4 inside my phone o. NYSC don turn me 2 ba3 thief as I no get work again.
I no fit go kill myself with boredom.

CROBBOY:




If you (Jubrealguy) ever took time to make a careful study of iambibi before engaging her in a serious relationship like marriage, you would have understood that she is a despirate woman, one who can take extreme measures to satisfy her romantic needs and financial needs.

Did you ever give a thought to how she raised money to start her fruit salad business when you and she were going through financial trying times?

What you didn't know was that before iambibi commited into a relationship with you, she was just a phone call away for any guy who could afford a plate of food for her. I believe your naivete in relationship and social matters blind folded you from having clear sight of the reality of her promiscuity. Its quite unfortunate that since she has taken it to the level of Kob Nor Mi, there is nothing anyone will minister to you that will be of any relevance.

@BlizzydoDo, if I will forgive you on this, I won't forgive you if you direct him to the Obong-Owo that cures Kob Nor Mi. Please take note

so Mr. crobboy, is this the report of the careful study u did on my wife buh ess sir, I need something more comprehensive. Thank you sir

Rukkyola:

***singing along with him, and dancing 2 his song***
My babies are cool o. But which one b pongila again? Hope sey no b poison.

eyah sorry, I don forget say na abok.i yoruba u b

merikims:
sup Bae.I missed you like kilode.

Missed u lyk mofedaku.

When will u be back fully?

My dear as NYSC has decided to remain indecisive, I've channeled my attention to my somebody[/quote]

stainlink:


Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

SomebodysMrs:
ehya datz gud bur me am jealous o













My dear as NYSC has decided to remain indecisive, I've channeled my attention to my somebody

ehya datz gud bur me am jealous o

Fraiser:
babe I don already release sent4rina o, you know i still need to Behind him up bfor comin to d city, if hin carry dat hin dirty gampack beard enter small children fit dey run for am, hin dey barbar shop now

Lol! My sent4rina don suffer 4 ur hand. Hope sey e never lean finish?

CROBBOY:


You don finish from your ROMANCE/ SEXUALITY/ PORNOGRAPHIC Nairaland section

If those patients for Mortuary don arouse your libido, and your Vaseline don finish, just tell me, I fit introduce you to one MAD WOMAN for my area were you fit carry dey help yourself.

WHEN YOU DON TALK YOUR NONSENSE FINISH, YOU FIT GO BACK TO YOUR SEXUALITY SECTION.

*HISS*

crobboy don vex finish o

iambibi:
.. Lolz....na jubreal u dey call dull abi... Ok.o... As for Rukkyola naming... Sins your price don high.. Me i go do am free for her.. No worry ur sef den

ok o no wahala, go do am o, i go do for pple wey fit pay my price den

jubrealguy:
so Mr. crobboy, is this the report of the careful study u did on my wife buh ess sir, I need something more comprehensive. Thank you sir

.. Lolz.... Welcom dear.. Allow him to continue wasting his time

CROBBOY:


You don finish from your ROMANCE/ SEXUALITY/ PORNOGRAPHIC Nairaland section

If those patients for Mortuary don arouse your libido, and your Vaseline don finish, just tell me, I fit introduce you to one MAD WOMAN for my area were you fit carry dey help yourself.

WHEN YOU DON TALK YOUR NONSENSE FINISH, YOU FIT GO BACK TO YOUR SEXUALITY SECTION.

*HISS*

Lol! Y u come dey expose am 4 here na?

Rukkyola:

Ah! 4 months ahead ke! U are big celebrity o. Na now I know ur value.
Thanks 4 considering me as ur friend & making it possible 4 me 2 appoint u as my MC.
But hope sey u go do discount 4 me na, as I b ur friend's wife.

dont mention jor, wots are friends for, I fit even do am for u for free sef bur iambibi don talk sey she go do am alone o

Fraiser:
Is beckytee from rugipo, becky com make will talk o

that's my alma mater. am here uncle fraiser.....

iambibi:
.. Lolz....na jubreal u dey call dull abi... Ok.o... As for Rukkyola naming... Sins your price don high.. Me i go do am free for her.. No worry ur sef den

Thanks 4 being considerate jare my dear neighbour.
Na ur entertainment sure pass 4 dat naming ceremony. Just pray make my sent4rina come back home n time. I no know which barbing saloon Fraiser help me dump am.

rukkyola: congratulations ooooo I just pray make the only female no resemble you oooo

iambibi:

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

It sound great to me. Practice starts immediately. But I need supporters o. Iambibi, I hope you are with me on this one?

iambibi:

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

lolz... i don already carry my biro o nd my 80 leaves note book wia i dey record punchlines o

Fraiser:
dont mention jor, wots are friends for, I fit even do am for u for free sef bur iambibi don talk sey she go do am alone o

no dey lie for my head... Na which time i talk say i go do am alone.... Instead u go come make we talk as we go use do am together , u dey dere day talk anoda tin...

BlizzydoDo:
not yet

Please do. Fraiser really loves u fa. Unlike his excellency, logoDWhiz who was willing to give up his wife just because of a little misunderstanding.
Oya tell me, what more do u want him to do 4 u 2 accept his apologies?

Rukkyola:

Lol! My sent4rina don suffer 4 ur hand. Hope sey e never lean finish?

abah lean ke? na still my guy na, I dey feed am welwel infact na pap she drink yrsterday

Rukkyola:

Lol! My sent4rina don suffer 4 ur hand. Hope sey e never lean finish?

abah lean ke? na still my guy na, I dey feed am welwel infact na pap she drink yesterday nyt, na only bath nd shavin hin no fit do

stainlink:

It sound great to me. Practice starts immediately. But I need supporters o. Iambibi, I hope you are with me on this one?

awwww.... Would hav loved to.... Buh as you can see.... Am part of the judges.... Therefor Gudluck!!

Beckytee:
that's my alma mater. am here uncle fraiser.....

wao... I no know say na for ondo state u sku o... i get friends for dia sha... u no fit sabi dem, na small bois den b . which department did u finish from? nd besides na dat owo town den born me though am not from dia

iambibi:
.. Lolz.... Welcom dear.. Allow him to continue wasting his time

abi na buh dose boiz talk plenty oooo....... Anyway, how's your day. Hope Sokoto no enter 100 degrees cos lagos own almost reach 50

Congratulations Iya community...

iambibi:
. Okkkkkaayy..... U dey wait make we use Rukky's triplet as sacrifice to the gods, bfor you reconcile with your hubby abi?.......Ehn blizzy?.. Oya plz goan forgive him ..... Wen you finish forgive am, come join me for kitchen make we kill dis villagegoat..

stainlink:


Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Chai!! Am n soup o. Is it by force? Abbeyunique2, fraiser, kbemmanuel and other minister of information in dis city. Where are thou? Please don't turn deaf ears 2 dis o.
Na jejemi I dey here o b4 Femi com start 2 dey toast me 4 hear. I don dey tell am NO since but e no wan give me peace oooooo
Hope u would relay this 2 my sent4rina when he returns from d saloon, so that he would know how faithful his wife is.
FEMI, OYO IS UR CASE OOO

iambibi:
no dey lie for my head... Na which time i talk say i go do am alone.... Instead u go come make we talk as we go use do am together , u dey dere day talk anoda tin...

no b u dey do shakara dat tym say u go do am alone? i no understand u again o

Rukkyola:

Thank God I have got ur back. Abbeyunique2. Hope sey u don hear. If u like urself better no cross my lane.

ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ur back ʟɨҡɛ hunch back..yhu gat no worries.

Rukkyola:

Chai!! Am n soup o. Is it by force? Abbeyunique2, fraiser, kbemmanuel and other minister of information in dis city. Where are thou? Please don't turn deaf ears 2 dis o.
Na jejemi I dey here o b4 Femi com start 2 dey toast me 4 hear. I don dey tell am NO since but e no wan give me peace oooooo
Hope u would relay this 2 my sent4rina when he returns from d saloon, so that he would know how faithful his wife is.
FEMI, OYO IS UR CASE OOO

who b d femi self? I no know am