Our Aso Rock findings revealed certain shocking secrets about Buhari. Just when we thought we had heard it all:


1. Buhari wakes up daily by 2pm unless there is a special function he needs to attend:

Can you imagine that Buhari is hardly in his office the few times he visits Nigeria? Buhari does not get out of his bed before 2.pm.


2. Buhari lives on medications and energy drinks and hardly eats.

Buhari has a big bag full of medications of all types which he takes every other hour. His freezers are always stocked up with energy drinks. He can't stay for two hours without taking them unless he's in a function.

3. Buhari is obsessed with black cats:

Buhari has black cats all over his house in Duara and in Aso Rock and they drink expensive milk and bottled water. He does not joke with them and whenever any of his cats has a new baby without all black hair he orders his domestic aids to throw it away.

4. There is no SE or SS person among Buhari's domestic helps in Aso Rock and this is happening for the first time since Aso Rock was built. All the past heads of states that occupied that villa had helps from all parts of Nigeria. Buhari warned his domestic that he does not want to see anyone affiliated to both SE and SS especially SE around him.

I know zombies will ask what about the Igbo appointees and Ministers but that is a different ball game. All eyes are on him so he can't jettison SE and SW publicly the way he really wanna do.

Is Buhari mentally capable to lead Nigeria or he really wants people's dogs and baboons to be soaked in blood

I appeal to the Mods not to close this thread, but rather to investigate these weird findings.

Crap.

I urge you to investigate it before calling it crap. Good morning.

HungerBAD:
Crap.

Bullshit!

I just want to testify my unalloyed love for this thread.

Many are mad but few are roaming.

Balderdash

APC e-goons will take you down. Zombies are irrational thinkers, they won't let you have rest with this thread.

But I know one of your point is correct.

The energy drink and stash of medicine.

Orubebe thread.

Bubu wakes up by 2pm daily?! Haba! Even if he has sleeping sickness... Perhaps that's when the Aso villa domestic aides see him, he might be working in his bedroom.

Bubu is rarely in his office; watin bubu Wan go office go do, operate computer wey him no Sabi use abi Facebook, whatsapp or Skype with him fulani/herders brothers wey dey bush. U have a "NEPA Cert" presido, him no Sabi office stuff.

Bubu lives on medication ;Op cut the old man some slack please, even ma old dad goes for check up and takes home drugs worth 6k - 10k every 2/3 weeks, talk more of the President of Naija. Shey u want another Yaradua...

Cats (mage' in hausa) na normal pet for hausas na, they just love cats. Abi bubu no be hausa again?.

@Op, virtually every sector of the economy in this bubu's administration is open to criticism, including the judiciary and security formations. U can take some cues from there if u must criticize.

Meanwhile the jingoist/bigot(bubu) and him ministers still dey fall hands.

Seun, Lalasticlala, make una investigate the op claim...

Baba weyrey

hmmm... Dis is serious

Investigate first.

tpacalipse:
Bullshit!

Thanks buddy.

lashout1:
I just want to testify my unalloyed love for this thread.

Have you started or is it later?

Sirsubway1:
Many are mad but few are roaming.

joa2013:
Balderdash

Is that the right spelling for that word?

All my points are correct. Some news media will soon report it because it is already an open secret in Aso Rock.

TPAND:
APC e-goons will take you down. Zombies are irrational thinkers, they won't let you have rest with this thread.

But I know one of your point is correct.

The energy drink and stash of medicine.

He acts retarded. Remember that he can be impeached for lack of mental capacity to lead our great country.

Tex42:
Orubebe thread.

Bubu wakes up by 2pm daily?! Haba! Even if he has sleeping sickness... Perhaps that's when the Aso villa domestic aides see him, he might be working in his bedroom.

Bubu is rarely in his office; watin bubu Wan go office go do, operate computer wey him no Sabi use abi Facebook, whatsapp or Skype with him fulani/herders brothers wey dey bush. U have a "NEPA Cert" presido, him no Sabi office stuff.

Bubu lives on medication ;Op cut the old man some slack please, even ma old dad goes for check up and takes home drugs worth 6k - 10k every 2/3 weeks, talk more of the President of Naija. Shey u want another Yaradua...

Cats (mage' in hausa) na normal pet for hausas na, they just love cats. Abi bubu no be hausa again?.

@Op, virtually every sector of the economy in this bubu's administration is open to criticism, including the judiciary and security formations. U can take some cues from there if u must criticize.

Meanwhile the jingoist/bigot(bubu) and him ministers still dey fall hands.

Seun, Lalasticlala, make una investigate the op claim...

Buhari abi?

Sirmuel1:
Baba weyrey

You should have added some photos as evidence.

Same way I felt when I first heard it till I was provided with proofs.

linobrown9:
hmmm... Dis is serious

christinie:
Buhari abi?

Yes nah.

TPAND:
APC e-goons will take you down. Zombies are irrational thinkers, they won't let you have rest with this thread.

But I know one of your point is correct.

The energy drink and stash of medicine.

look at a brain dead fellow like you calling people zombie. you guys just call people zombie when in fact you are worse than a zombie.
how can a sane human being believe those craps up there?

It is easier for you to be impeached in your house than for Buhari to be impeached in Nigeria!!!

#Fact

Another PDP rhymes.

Does the op knows how many Nigerians generally are on medication? Even mama pej died and resurrected.

Abeg make dem tell us another story, buch of clowns that call themselves PDP

I knew lol.

Sirmuel1:



Yes nah.

christinie:
I urge you to investigate it before calling it crap. Good morning.

Why don't u do the investigation first? Can't you at least show us the pictures of the black cats?

People with fish brain are the main problem we have in this country.

You don't believe because it doesn't favour your master. You will soon see evidence.

xtractor:

look at a brain dead fellow like you calling people zombie. you guys just call people zombie when in fact you are worse than a zombie.
how can a sane human being believe those craps up there?

Buhari must be impeached! That is exactly what's gonna happen whether zobies like it or not.

BiafraBushBoy:
It is easier for you to be impeached in your house than for Buhari to be impeached in Nigeria!!!

#Fact

You will see it sooner than you think.

greatiyk4u:


Why don't u do the investigation first? Can't you at least show us the pictures of the black cats?

People with fish brain are the main problem we have in this country.

christinie:
Buhari must be impeached! That is exactly what's gonna happen whether zobies like it or notam

Oya go and impeach him... Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And if you don't, Big shame!!

Your president wakes up by 2pm daily leading to fuel scarcity,forex crises, gross unemployment etc and you are there defending him in the name of politics. Are you ok?

Goke7:
Another PDP rhymes.

Does the op knows how many Nigerians generally are on medication? Even mama pej died and resurrected.

Abeg make dem tell us another story, buch of clowns that call themselves PDP

It won't be long.

BiafraBushBoy:


Oya go and impeach him... Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And if you don't, Big shame!!