Rukkyola:

Chai! Am beginning to wonder if u are my family member. Even a mother in-law would not trouble her daughter in-law as much as u are troubling me.
Ahah! What I do?
Oya, tell me, where u carry my sent4rina go last night?

LMAO....Give me wat I asked u to give me....simple

Gud morning peeps..

CROBBOY:



See who is talking about courtesy

*hiss*

I knw pipo on d city wer offended by wot he said on hw he acted buh bro.....


U didn't av 2 kill his self esteem by posting his escapades here now... MAN NA MAN OOO

spixytinxy:
I miss u too, how r u nd dat ur over sabi wife iambibi

My wife is doing great, very very fine

CROBBOY:


Alright then. Can you send in your own contributions?

contribution on d way

jubrealguy:
My wife is doing great, very very fine

ehn ehn, say me well to her

Rukkyola:

My husband daz nowhere 2 b found. He doesn't even know that I have put to birth.
Or could he have possibly heard from some rumour mongers? My sent4rina once told me he wasn't ready to have a baby. Now I have not only given birth to a baby but babies 4 him. Hu knows maybe daz d reason for his sudden disappearance 4rm GC?
Hmmm...... That had better not been d case.

u go born triplet is dat not a ghud reason 4 man 2 run... It's genuine na.... Lol congratulations hope d babies no resemble fraiser oo in any way

SomebodysMrs:


Yes o....goodmorning

Good morning dear, how's your night, hope it was as beautiful as mine

Rukkyola:

Fraiser, u no tell me sey na shoe maker u dey do now. Oya com measure my pikins leg make u help dem do bata. I go pay u, u hear?

yea rukkyola am a shoemaker, I run a shoe factory as part of my consortium, bur d tin is dat shoe wey u see no b for poor man pikin o, na brogue den dey call am, 100% british design... Btw i also run a mini importation firm contact me for all ur gucci bags, designer shoes, brazinian nd peruvian hairs etc, I will also get ur diamond encrusted wedding rings nd watches imported nd delivered at ur door step at affordable prices... No carry house money go outside o...

BlizzydoDo:
gud job weldon

datz my angel talking

If i were to be a president in one week;

On the first day,i'll make sure that i provide at least 12 hours non stop power supply

On the second,provide good roads and make sure trailer tankers and trucks moves only at night

On the third day,i'll return the price of fuel to #65 per litre

On the fourth day,i'll make sure that 80% of our needs are produced here in nigeria with qualities far better than those from outside the country

On the fifth day i'll make sure that no one above the age of 50 holds any position in federal government office,they will resign and be given a good retirement benefit and can only be called to give elderly advice when needed(you can call them patrons and matrons if you like).

On the sixth day,i'll set aside certain amount of money to be given to anyone who is able to acqure skills on the condition that he/she must be willing to go to school upto at least secondary school level

On the seventh day;i'll cut my own share of the national cake lolz and then i'll rest as i await my handover.

NIGERIA O NI BAJE OOooooooo

Rukkyola:

Shebi if 2 sey d sent4rina even dey dis city, e 4 better. My husband don loss again o. I wonder which kain barbing saloon fraiser carry am go wey e never return.

I don carry am comot barbar shop, na market we dey now, I won change hin cloth.

stainlink:


Na me bros. Na me be Femi. Seems you might be an asset to my quest.

wetin u want make I do now, her husband na my friend, infact I just release am from d house arrest wey I put am since all dis days make hin com see hin triplet... Anywayx hope still dey for u just go prepare ur punchlines make stage com set for d battle

iambibi:
.. Dats gud.... Oya get ready... Do bring back d Sent4rina naa...battle don set o

no wahala, infact I don dey my seat as part of d panel of gudges, sent4rina go soon arrive

Fraiser:
I don carry am comot barbar shop, na market we dey now, I won change hin cloth.

Na wa o. This kain fashion wey una dey do don dey tire me o. Tell him I am missing him o and I don't care anymore about his looks. He should just come back home. I can't fit wait any longer. Eshey.

Rukkyola:

Lol! Fraiser don kill me. Pap ke? Y u go give am pap. Na sick people dey drink pap na. Y u no give am pounded yam. Hope sey u put milk & Milo 4 d pap sha

no b my fault o, na hin talk sey na pap b hin best fud, infact I dey mix d pap wit raw cow milk to make am rich welwel

tuffpivot:


I knw pipo on d city wer offended by wot he said on hw he acted buh bro.....


U didn't av 2 kill his self esteem by posting his escapades here now... MAN NA MAN OOO

The bolded above just kept me laughing.

Since that issue is still lingering, what do you advice I do??

Rukkyola:

Na stainlink b Femi o. That guy wey I dey use do shakara 4 una during registration. Wey I talk sey e b guru. Wey I sey I wan marry. Hope u don remember.

yea yea I remember, i been dey tink sey d contract btw two of una don finish after reg na, wetin com dey happen again

CROBBOY:


Did you hear him address us here as CHILDREN and poor folks What was he insinuating

1. That he is more matured than everyone here
2. Or that he is more responsible than everyone here
3. Or that everyone here are poor folks who cannot afford Internet Subscription independently

[size=16pt]If that was amusing to you it wasn't to me. I am ready to HUG A TRANSFORMER if anyone (including you my guy) is willing to take and continue in that path. PERIOD! [/size]

Pls take it easy my brother, don't bother yourself on that. Pls calm down

Being the DG of NYSC for one year;

I'll first of all, remove those guys that work in the ICT department and allow the engineering graduates to handle it

I'll increase corpers allowee to 40k n and make sure that their PPA is related to their discipline and will be retained it they choose to and for those that want to go into their personal business,that certain amount of money will be given to them to start up their business(it will be in form of a loan but the main intention is to give them for free but they won't be serious if they were told that it's for free so they'll be given the money as loan,over time they will be told not to bother paying back.)

Service year will be reduced to 6 months and will continue to be compulsory

Chinweukamaka:
If i were to be a president in one week;

On the first day,i'll make sure that i provide at least 12 hours non stop power supply

On the second,provide good roads and make sure trailer tankers and trucks moves only at night

On the third day,i'll return the price of fuel to #65 per litre

On the fourth day,i'll make sure that 80% of our needs are produced here in nigeria with qualities far better than those from outside the country

On the fifth day i'll make sure that no one above the age of 50 holds any position in federal government office,they will resign and be given a good retirement benefit and can only be called to give elderly advice when needed(you can call them patrons and matrons if you like).

On the sixth day,i'll set aside certain amount of money to be given to anyone who is able to acqure skills on the condition that he/she must be willing to go to school upto at least secondary school level

On the seventh day;i'll cut my own share of the national cake lolz and then i'll rest as i await my handover.

NIGERIA O NI BAJE OOooooooo

That your Seventh day eeeehhhhhh

Thanks for your contributions. Can you make inputs on the others, especially a state in Nigeria?

Thanks for your Usual Cooperation!

We should all learn to ignore people's mistakes

Fraiser:
yea rukkyola am a shoemaker, I run a shoe factory as part of my consortium, bur d tin is dat shoe wey u see no b for poor man pikin o, na brogue den dey call am, 100% british design... Btw i also run a mini importation firm contact me for all ur gucci bags, designer shoes, brazinian nd peruvian hairs etc, I will also get ur diamond encrusted wedding rings nd watches imported nd delivered at ur door step at affordable prices... No carry house money go outside o...

Ahan! U na big boy o. Only u dey run all dis ventures and u still get tym to dey sidown 4 here 24/7. But y u come dey downgrade me na? I resemble poor person?
In fact, I will be needing doz designer shoes, Gucci bags & co 4 my upcoming event.Am sure Iambibi, Fraih, spixytinxy, qutyjoice & co will be interested 2.

Ndejiko:

Pls take it easy my brother, don't bother yourself on that. Pls calm down

Yes I have. Thanks!

If I were to b president for one week ehn, na to first mk history as d first female president oooo, sack all dose Yeye ministers nd put my family members lol. Oya mk I crious


1. Would provide tarred roads with good drainage systems, functioning traffic light nd bridge , not just in major areas ooo bt everywhere.

2. Would mk sure no state relies on d federal government allocation, all states must develop nd maintain dia resources.

3. Would provide stable currency nd mk sure d Nigeria currency is high in d foreign market especially against pounds nd dollar.

4. Would mk sure people in d civil service undergo regular training.

5. Would sack dose NFF officials dey r just wasting our money. Ehn afta all dis one na to save ooooo so dat my generation to come no go suffer abi who no wan chop frm d national moimoi.
Cc crobboy

tuffpivot:
u go born triplet is dat not a ghud reason 4 man 2 run... It's genuine na.... Lol congratulations hope d babies no resemble fraiser oo in any way

Lol! Na sent4rina my babies resemble o. So u mean if ur wife born triplet u go run leave house. If she com born forplet abi na quadruplet unko?

kbemanuel:

LMAO....Give me wat I asked u to give me....simple

Gud morning peeps..

I don't have anything 2 give u. Go & get it urself....simple.

Chinweukamaka:
We should all learn to ignore people's mistakes

How I wish they will learn to present them as mistakes or jokes clearly from the outset, no one eventually will get hurt.

Beckytee:
eh! I understand wetin i dey talk ooooo
cc rukkyola

Wetin u dey talk Alakoba

Rukkyola:

Ahan! U na big boy o. Only u dey run all dis ventures and u still get tym to dey sidown 4 here 24/7. But y u come dey downgrade me na? I resemble poor person?
In fact, I will be needing doz designer shoes, Gucci bags & co 4 my upcoming event.Am sure Iambibi, Fraih, spixytinxy, qutyjoice & co will be interested 2.

lol, event wey u neva stil c papa for ur children

spixytinxy:
If I were to b president for one week ehn, na to first mk history as d first female president oooo, sack all dose Yeye ministers nd put my family members lol. Oya mk I crious


1. Would provide tarred roads with good drainage systems, functioning traffic light nd bridge , not just in major areas ooo bt everywhere.

2. Would mk sure no state relies on d federal government allocation, all states must develop nd maintain dia resources.

3. Would provide stable currency nd mk sure d Nigeria currency is high in d foreign market especially against pounds nd dollar.

4. Would mk sure people in d civil service undergo regular training.

5. Would sack dose NFF officials dey r just wasting our money. Ehn afta all dis one na to save ooooo so dat my generation to come no go suffer abi who no wan chop frm d national moimoi.
Cc crobboy

HHmmmmmm

Thanks for your input.

Can you make an analysis on your state of Origin or Residence?

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

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Perfect maturity is when a person hurts you and you try to understand their situation and don't hurt them back

spixytinxy:
Dedicated to rukkyola nd her babies even dou I no understand as sent4rina tk b dia papa. Congratulations sha








fraih Wen did u strt telling lies oga oooo, rukkyola congratulations ooooooo bt se na sent4rina really get dose kids abi na eddykisses1. Hmm anyways no forget to order drinks for my shop

Eshey. U no go fit understand. U dey dea when sent4rina give me belle?
If u provoke me na I no go patronize u again o