Sunnepa17:


Yhu don ear yoruba pass ♍ƺ sef, wu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ teach ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?

why you dey ask? U don forget sey her husband na yoruba man?

shuaibbs:


Hello bro... Any breaking news from NYSC HQ?

Hahahah i no de work for ther na my Uncle the work for der but no latest for nw.....BUT if BUHARI no sign budget on time we go enta anoda wahala and dis time na indefinate dem go postpon the NYSC camp...we pray he signs it quickly and faster

iambibi:
lwkmd... Tnks

Why na laughter na?

iambibi:
.. Hmm i did not see anything o,. Just passing!!

you better no see am o...

iambibi:
hmmmm i refuse to see anytin o, still trying to pass!!

dis one wey u no dey see anytin, u sure sey u no dey use sun shade for nyt? No dey pokenose into me nd rukkyola matter o

Rukkyola:

Alakoba ni boy yi sha. U don forget sey I still dey married ni. I no need tutorial again o. Me self don sabi book.
Thank you, u hear?

na married woman make sense to dey giv tutorial past o, nd besides ur husby don lose na

Abbeyunique2:
Good evening peeps. how una dey

padi hw far u na... Hope u dey jolly welwel

Smellymouth:

Why na laughter na?

.. Lolz..... This ur memes ehhn.. Well Shaa.. I no talk anytin o..

Fraih:


Me? CROBBOY, Me?


I Tell you!
That was a Bunch Rukkyola.
I can imagine what you go through...

***
Oyehomie, I see You. Good one from you.

Yes Fraih!

Is it that you don't know what 'wyning' means in the Nigerian English?

daudae1:
Hahahah i no de work for ther na my Uncle the work for der but no latest for nw.....BUT if BUHARI no sign budget on time we go enta anoda wahala and dis time na indefinate dem go postpon the NYSC camp...we pray he signs it quickly and faster

Ok...

Fraiser:
dis one wey u no dey see anytin, u sure sey u no dey use sun shade for nyt? No dey pokenose into me nd rukkyola matter o

.. Warris my concern? shebi an she go born anoda triplets

Fraiser:
padi hw far u na... Hope u dey jolly welwel

mo kan lale bi la liga ni jare. hope say dem sevilla no go spoil ticket 2nite

Mobash:
[i]Mobash University of Ibadan Counselling and human development studies (G$C) 2015 Wish to serve in osun

U welcome bro, Osun awaits us

iambibi:
.. Really? Oya I command you to open your lips and begin to toast her now!!... Begin to toast, begin to toast! Begin to Toast! , toast! , toast! ,...thank you father, for it is done!!

LMAO

Smellymouth:

Okkies.. success all the way

baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY... Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below: INCOME 19800 x 11months = 217800 Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp. EXPENDITURE Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay) First bank charges:105x11=1155 Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000 Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000 Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200 Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500 Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months) Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months) Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent- forth dues, transport to church/mosque) Total Expenditure:- 215635 BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165 Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Thanks for understanding...

Fraiser:
okitaiji I lyk ur name die, bur wait o d only gift wey God no give me for dis life na d gift to understand parable, I no understand d kyn eye wey u talk sey rukky dey open o, abeg shed more lyt o.

Fraiser:
okitaiji I lyk ur name die, bur wait o d only gift wey God no give me for dis life na d gift to understand parable, I no understand d kyn eye wey u talk sey rukky dey open o, abeg shed more lyt o.

I d always watch you on 3D d way you d flex muscle with almighty rukkyola wer get mouth like parrot to succumb to your pressure and tell you sorry since her husband got missing and nobody to cover her back, dats y I said let me dey her back so that she no go fear again for did GC until her husby is found

daudae1:
You are making sense dearie..the worst of it is dat this april no de move fast!!!

I need money to kill time oo

jubrealguy:
baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo

.. This question will attract another meme oo.. .. Lolz.... And it will be a meme of someone prostrating!..

iambibi:
.. This question will attract another meme oo.. .. Lolz.... And it will be a meme of someone prostrating!..

lol.... u don sabi am

Sunnepa17:


Yhu don ear yoruba pass ♍ƺ sef, wu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ teach ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?

my tiny secret, cnt share

Fraiser:
why you dey ask? U don forget sey her husband na yoruba man?

Hmmm, oti ye mi

godfrey01:
THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is
nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your
relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)"
I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in
that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or
mansion from somebody that have below:
INCOME
19800 x 11months = 217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.
EXPENDITURE
Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay)
First bank charges:105x11=1155
Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000
Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000
Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200
Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11
=5500
Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at
least in 11months)
Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months)
Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura,
Katsina.)
Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-
forth dues, transport to church/mosque)
Total Expenditure:- 215635
BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165
Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and
kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea
Brocade or any other expensive materials.
Thanks for understanding...

BlizzydoDo:
my tiny secret, cnt share

Hmmm, ℓ̊ no d source duo Afefe ti fe idi tiny secret ooo

jubrealguy:
baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo

Evening Egbon

iambibi:
... Ma dear God pass dem!!!!... Meanwhile hw u doin jarey

Am fine u?

CROBBOY:


Yes Fraih!

Is it that you don't know what 'wyning' means in the Nigerian English?

iambibi:
.. Warris my concern? shebi an she go born anoda triplets

you mean she go born triplet for ur husband? Na make sense tin o

Fraih:

.. FRAIH PEPPERONI ..... Lolz... Chaii U and blushing ehnn.... na 5&6...... Oya gist me, hw are you!

Abbeyunique2:

mo kan lale bi la liga ni jare. hope say dem sevilla no go spoil ticket 2nite

sevilla ke? For wia? My ticket is sevilla proof o

Oyehomie.
Wetin I do u?


Mo ki gbogbo ile o