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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:04pm On Apr 07, 2016
Sunnepa17:


Yhu don ear yoruba pass ♍ƺ sef, wu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ teach ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?
why you dey ask? U don forget sey her husband na yoruba man?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by daudae1: 8:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
shuaibbs:


Hello bro... Any breaking news from NYSC HQ?
Hahahah i no de work for ther na my Uncle the work for der but no latest for nw.....BUT if BUHARI no sign budget on time we go enta anoda wahala and dis time na indefinate dem go postpon the NYSC camp...we pray he signs it quickly and faster

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 8:07pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
lwkmd... Tnks

Why na laughter na? grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:07pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
.. Hmm i did not see anything o,. Just passing!!
you better no see am o...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:10pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
hmmmm i refuse to see anytin o, still trying to pass!!
dis one wey u no dey see anytin, u sure sey u no dey use sun shade for nyt? No dey pokenose into me nd rukkyola matter o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:13pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:

Alakoba ni boy yi sha. U don forget sey I still dey married ni. I no need tutorial again o. Me self don sabi book.
Thank you, u hear?
na married woman make sense to dey giv tutorial past o, nd besides ur husby don lose na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
Good evening peeps. how una dey
padi hw far u na... Hope u dey jolly welwel
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 8:20pm On Apr 07, 2016
Smellymouth:

Why na laughter na? grin
.. Lolz..... This ur memes ehhn.. Well Shaa.. I no talk anytin o..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 8:21pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraih:

undecided
Me? CROBBOY, Me? embarassed


I Tell you!
That was a Bunch Rukkyola.
I can imagine what you go through... embarassed

***
Oyehomie, I see You. Good one from you. cool

Yes Fraih!

Is it that you don't know what 'wyning' means in the Nigerian English?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 07, 2016
daudae1:
Hahahah i no de work for ther na my Uncle the work for der but no latest for nw.....BUT if BUHARI no sign budget on time we go enta anoda wahala and dis time na indefinate dem go postpon the NYSC camp...we pray he signs it quickly and faster

grin grin grin


Ok...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 8:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraiser:
dis one wey u no dey see anytin, u sure sey u no dey use sun shade for nyt? No dey pokenose into me nd rukkyola matter o
.. Warris my concern? shebi an she go born anoda triplets
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraiser:
padi hw far u na... Hope u dey jolly welwel
mo kan lale bi la liga ni jare. hope say dem sevilla no go spoil ticket 2nite
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:43pm On Apr 07, 2016
Mobash:
[i]Mobash University of Ibadan Counselling and human development studies (G$C) 2015 Wish to serve in osun
U welcome bro, Osun awaits us
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
.. Really? Oya I command you to open your lips and begin to toast her now!!... Begin to toast, begin to toast! Begin to Toast! , toast! , toast! ,...thank you father, for it is done!!
LMAO
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2016
Smellymouth:

Okkies.. success all the way smiley
baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by godfrey01(m): 8:58pm On Apr 07, 2016
THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY... Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below: INCOME 19800 x 11months = 217800 Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp. EXPENDITURE Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay) First bank charges:105x11=1155 Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000 Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000 Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200 Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500 Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months) Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months) Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent- forth dues, transport to church/mosque) Total Expenditure:- 215635 BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165 Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Thanks for understanding...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by okitaiji(m): 9:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraiser:
okitaiji I lyk ur name die, bur wait o d only gift wey God no give me for dis life na d gift to understand parable, I no understand d kyn eye wey u talk sey rukky dey open o, abeg shed more lyt o.
grin
Fraiser:
okitaiji I lyk ur name die, bur wait o d only gift wey God no give me for dis life na d gift to understand parable, I no understand d kyn eye wey u talk sey rukky dey open o, abeg shed more lyt o.
I d always watch you on 3D d way you d flex muscle with almighty rukkyola wer get mouth like parrot to succumb to your pressure and tell you sorry since her husband got missing and nobody to cover her back, dats y I said let me dey her back so that she no go fear again for did GC until her husby is found
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 9:09pm On Apr 07, 2016
daudae1:
You are making sense dearie..the worst of it is dat this april no de move fast!!!
I need money to kill time oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 9:14pm On Apr 07, 2016
jubrealguy:
baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo
.. This question will attract another meme oo.. .. Lolz.... And it will be a meme of someone prostrating!..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 9:16pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
.. This question will attract another meme oo.. .. Lolz.... And it will be a meme of someone prostrating!..
lol.... u don sabi am
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by BlizzydoDo(f): 9:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
Sunnepa17:


Yhu don ear yoruba pass ♍ƺ sef, wu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ teach ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?
my tiny secret, cnt share
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sunnepa17(m): 9:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraiser:
why you dey ask? U don forget sey her husband na yoruba man?


Hmmm, oti ye mi
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 07, 2016
godfrey01:
THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is
nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your
relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)"
I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in
that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or
mansion from somebody that have below:
INCOME
19800 x 11months = 217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.
EXPENDITURE
Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay)
First bank charges:105x11=1155
Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000
Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000
Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200
Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11
=5500
Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at
least in 11months)
Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months)
Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura,
Katsina.)
Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-
forth dues, transport to church/mosque)
Total Expenditure:- 215635
BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165
Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and
kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea
Brocade or any other expensive materials.
Thanks for understanding...



grin grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sunnepa17(m): 9:27pm On Apr 07, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
my tiny secret, cnt share

Hmmm, ℓ̊ no d source duo Afefe ti fe idi tiny secret ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Smellymouth: 9:29pm On Apr 07, 2016
jubrealguy:
baba.......whr u bn dey all ds pics..... lol... double twale oo
cheesy grin

Evening Egbon

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kaywiluv(f): 9:32pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
... Ma dear God pass dem!!!!... Meanwhile hw u doin jarey

Am fine u?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 9:36pm On Apr 07, 2016
CROBBOY:


Yes Fraih!

Is it that you don't know what 'wyning' means in the Nigerian English?

embarassed embarassed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:49pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
.. Warris my concern? shebi an she go born anoda triplets
you mean she go born triplet for ur husband? Na make sense tin o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 9:53pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fraih:

embarassed embarassed
.. FRAIH PEPPERONI tongue..... Lolz... Chaii U and blushing ehnn.... na 5&6..grin.... Oya gist me, hw are you!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 9:56pm On Apr 07, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

mo kan lale bi la liga ni jare. hope say dem sevilla no go spoil ticket 2nite
sevilla ke? For wia? My ticket is sevilla proof o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2016
cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:58pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie.
Wetin I do u?


Mo ki gbogbo ile o

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