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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 07, 2016
emyblinkx:


OK I get it now,,u are waiting for the real writer to update so you will copy and paste

Guess I dnt av to reply that in person, call the writers number, if I won't repeat ur statement to you, I have 2 accounts due to the ban issues
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 3:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
stop wasting time,,,hasn't he posted yet?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 9:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
Updates would be once a day, since you all want it to be lengthy, I type when am less busy @ work, so try and understand
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by liljboy(m): 9:59pm On Apr 07, 2016
that girl was sent to lure you to that church

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Hardmed: 6:33am On Apr 08, 2016
Oya serve nah
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Ndukings92(m): 7:45am On Apr 08, 2016
e never ready?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Dayo4real12: 8:59am On Apr 08, 2016
waiting
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 10:47am On Apr 08, 2016
Next part to be dropped shortly
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 12:32pm On Apr 08, 2016
Part 24


After a while,i was still busy pressing my phone, I noticed the shadow of a figure standing before me. I looked up and lo and behold, It was that same usher that was smiling at me the other time. She introduced herself as faith.

Me : Am iphekitan by name

Faith : Nice name, the primate said i should lead you to your room.

Me : room? Woaw thank God i won't be sleeping here after all.

Faith : [smiles] Nope, we have a guest house behind this auditorium.



She led the way and i followed closely behind, I didn't knw when my eyes went astray, I started noticing her qualities, thou she was in her white garment. She's light in complexion, it seems she's blessed with hips, and a small waist. I later snapped out of my thought. We got to a building labelled "Prayer House", she led me in and took me to a room, she handed over the keys to the room to me.

Faith : brother Ife feel at home.

Geez this christ like fellows and their brother and Sister attachment to name sha. Well i followed the trend.


Me : Thanks Sister faith.

She smiled

Faith : If there is anything you need you can call on me, i would be right outside. The primate would call for you by 7pm,so be prepared.

Me : Okay Sister faith, thank you.

She took her leave,well the room was cool, it had a standing Fan, a bed and two chairs. At least it more comfortable than sleeping in the church auditorium. I unpacked my bags, plugged in my gadgets and lied on the bed to watch film on my Pc.

7pm.
Heard a knock on the door.

Me : who is there please?

Faith : it's I, faith.

Me : oh sister faith, am coming please [opened the door and stood there to talk to her] I guess the primate has called for me.

Faith : nope, shes still busy, I just came around on my own free will, to ask what you would like to take for dinner so I can purchase it for you.

Me : No worries Sister faith , this place is getting stuffy to me already, lets go together.

Faith : lol u better get used to this. Would be waiting for you outside


I ignore at remark, put on my palm and joined her outside, we went out of the compound.
Saw a mallam selling Suya. Approached him

Me : Aboki, how much is your Suya?

Aboki : 100, 200, 300, 400, fried chicken 400 etc. How many you want

Me : Sister faith how much would satisfy you.

Faith : [smiles] any amount you purchase.

Me : better talk now because I love suya alot besides, this is what am eating tonight oh.

Faith : hmmmmn that's gross, eating just meat for dinner, well 200 naira own will do.

Me : Aboki slash me 500 naira own and 200 naira own separately.

The aboki dished it out and packed it up. I collected both, decided to search for where to purchase yoghurt, saw a shop and we bought two bovic yoghurt. She took the whole package from me to carry. We then returned to church. We met the primate waiting outside already.

Primate : where are you both coming from [strong face]

Faith handed the whole package to me.

Me : she took me to where to buy food ma.

Primate : What! You left the church premises? [turns to faith] go inside now.

Faith : [she ran along and murmured] am sorry mum.

That how got to know faith was even the primate's daughter, chai this is my first day here and already tresspassing.

Primate : please don't leave the church premises again for your own good.

Me : I concurred .

Primate : you said?

Me : OK ma.

Primate : alright go and finish up and join me in my office

Me : OK ma.

I went to my room, now I had to battle 500 naira Suya plus the 200 naira own I bought for faith, I finished it all up and drank the two bovic yoghurt,rested a little then went to the primate's office.

Primate : Welcome have your sit

Me : Thanks ma


Primate : so do you like you room.

Me : yes ma thanks.


Primate : Alright.


She briefed me about how everything we would do would go, she told me about the things to be bought and the payment, and the time I would be turning up for Prayers.

Primate : remember don't leave the church premises.

Me : I grab ma.

Primate : When it's 12 a.m I would come to knock on your door, so be prepared for the first session of Prayers.

Me : OK ma

Primate : you can leave now.

Me : OK ma good nite .

Primate : alryt good nite

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by summerflame(m): 2:20pm On Apr 08, 2016
Nice update u got bro
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 2:54pm On Apr 08, 2016
summerflame:
Nice update u got bro

Tanks jae human being

Let them kip reading and drop no comments
There is God o

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by summerflame(m): 3:06pm On Apr 08, 2016
Do your best and leave the rest, a lot of people don't really know how to appreciate one's effort.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Hardmed: 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2016
Up 2 d next one......... d story makes me 2 enjoy my day
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 3:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
Hardmed:
Up 2 d next one......... d story makes me 2 enjoy my day

GLad to know, tnx
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 3:43pm On Apr 08, 2016
**of to the chemist **
lemme get you golden circles grin

ife Abeg sample dat babe sotey for that your seven day stay
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
negusnagasti89:
**of to the chemist **

lemme get you golden circles grin


ife Abeg sample dat babe sotey for that your seven day stay

in side church!!!
grin

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by summerflame(m): 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
Bro, pls update ooooo
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by gentlesinna(m): 5:46pm On Apr 08, 2016
I jst lost my job bcs I was so addicted to dis story.

But no bad feelings shaaaa
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by adedolapo4(m): 5:50pm On Apr 08, 2016
I was here
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by fiyah(f): 6:16pm On Apr 08, 2016
@mainland thanks fr d mention
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:09pm On Apr 08, 2016
gentlesinna:
I jst lost my job bcs I was so addicted to dis story.

But no bad feelings shaaaa

Hilarious
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:11pm On Apr 08, 2016
fiyah:
@mainland thanks fr d mention

Uwc
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:18pm On Apr 08, 2016
adedolapo4:
I was here

Have a sit
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:19pm On Apr 08, 2016
summerflame:
Bro, pls update ooooo

First thing tomorrow morning
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by adedolapo4(m): 6:37am On Apr 09, 2016
Mainland:

First thing tomorrow morning
Now live at FP. how far with the update na
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by amdoyin82(m): 6:38am On Apr 09, 2016
I dey enjoy the story wella..
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by huntax(m): 6:40am On Apr 09, 2016
Oyin93:

this is how people cause problems into their life o,u feel u cannot just mind Ur business n leave her alone,na Ur body?
Wow, before part 3,you both ( Sugarhugs and Oyin93 ) have found a way to quarrel.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 6:42am On Apr 09, 2016
front page tins. continue abeg mainland. I hope say it no go get epic end o bcus yahoo na legal bizz for 9ja now o considering d economy
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by huntax(m): 6:48am On Apr 09, 2016
Sugarhugs:
Following, criminal.
Lol criminal messages are interesting
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by rhukey(m): 6:54am On Apr 09, 2016
Oyin93:
yes,y?
lol
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by nerdfrost(m): 7:08am On Apr 09, 2016
Bro come update oo grin tori sweet lyk kilode

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