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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 6:43pm On Apr 09, 2016
Rukkyola:

C dis pressy oo. So u are even in support ov all this. Me wey dey think ov how 2 become born again for this thread as my sent4rina don run lemme.

Fraiser, Eaglevision, testimony89, cynnny, & co. I dey watch all ov una o. Oya make una pack una load Commot 4 dis city. No more play, play, play, love, love, love, romance, romance, romance for this city again o.

If I give una class work 4 dis city about NYSC related matter, I sure sey na zero all of una go get, especially u, Fraiser.

Make una go tear sheet of paper, I wan give una short test on NYSC related matter, make I c hu sabi book 4 here.

SERIOUSNESS MODE ACTIVATED!!!


Rukkyola!!! hmmmmm,i get special address for u, i go reach u very soon.congrats on d safe delivery first.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 6:46pm On Apr 09, 2016
eaglevision:
abbeyunique2!!! ore mi atata,hw far u na,dis rain reach that side? i don miss u o,wetin dae happen?
cynnny baby,aw hav u been,hope u enjoying ur wknd?
logodwhiz baba nla i zoom u sir.
gud evening everyone.
I have been kul, and yes I am surely enjoying my weekend. How r u?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:46pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Na one gal like dat
hmm i'm tuffpivot buh u can call mi tuffy.. Only u oo


Welcome 2 Golden city
I trust my broses re taking ghud care of u sha
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 6:48pm On Apr 09, 2016
tuffpivot:
hmm i'm tuffpivot buh u can call mi tuffy.. Only u oo


Welcome 2 Golden city
I trust my broses re taking ghud care of u sha
Tuffy dear, tank you. They are really taking care of me well
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 6:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
eaglevision:


i never gree,u knw how to bribe me dnt u? i go soon find another Bpe u will see,as u abandon me wen i needed u most.
another wahhh!! Impossicant.
I'm irreplaceable and you know wink
Yeah, Shammak dey. I no catapult him go anywhere fa. As you don see me now, you don see Shammak. smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Testimony89(m): 7:00pm On Apr 09, 2016
Bisi is finished! ! ! See how it happened...Bisi had an unknown caller and d following conversation took place. Bisi: Hello. Unknown caller: Do u have a bf? Bisi: Yes of course Unknown caller: Ehn ehn so u have bf abi. Its ur dad, you'll meet me at home. U will tell me when u started growing horns. Minutes later another Unknown caller called... Bisi: Hello. Unknown caller: Do u have a bf? Bisi: No. Unknown caller: I see u dnt luv me. Its me ur bf Bisi: Ehhhhh swthrt i'm so sorry. I thought it was ma stupid dad. Unknwn caller: Its still your dad, just wantd 2confirm if u had 1. Iku pa e leni, emi ni stupid dad abih?? Aye eh tih baje loni.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Did u check d 2 documents I posted the other time?

Obs is an abbreviation for orientation broadcasting service.

They act as the radio for the camp.

Any information will be passed through them..
Lost of items will be announced through them.

They are also in charge of the setup of speakers and the equipment to be used during seminars..

They have the priviledge of being exempted from some activities in camp
Thank u so much ur excellency sir. I didn't c d document u posted. But av gotten d point nw.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:27pm On Apr 09, 2016
tuffpivot:
Fraiser and CROBBOY..... I don get 4 litre make una add una own join to make am 10 litres i gat enta wafftown tonyt

Petrol scarce for here nor be small. I don suffer pass JOB because of how I don take find am.

I get 2liter of kerosine, 12 liter palm oil and 6 liter of power oil.

Make I bring them come make we mix join?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:29pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Tuffy dear, tank you. They are really taking care of me well
I pirry u. Allow dem to continue taking care ov u hear. By d time dem give u belle as my sent4rina take give me belle, OYO go b ur case o because dem go just run leave u.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:39pm On Apr 09, 2016
tuffpivot:
CROBBOY... On code abegg who b dis Cynny babe

Cynnny na the newest chikala for town, everyman's dream come true, world class wife material, the only coke bottle shaped chick for here with front side, back side and inside.

Babe wey if she handle you for 30 minutes you go confess say JESUS IS LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD. As a matter of fact, na SmellyMouth I wan arrange for am because na him fit her.

So why you come dey give me sleepless night for her matter
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:46pm On Apr 09, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:
Thank you boss.
You're welcome brother!
Stay tuned...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 7:49pm On Apr 09, 2016
Rukkyola:

I pirry u. Allow dem to continue taking care ov u hear. By d time dem give u belle as my sent4rina take give me belle, OYO go b ur case o because dem go just run leave u.
y u sef go carry belle eh, una no dey use protection or better still abstain. Flee fornication
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 7:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
CROBBOY:


Cynnny na the newest chikala for town, everyman's dream come true, world class wife material, the only coke bottle shaped chick for here with front side, back side and inside.

Babe wey if she handle you for 30 minutes you go confess say JESUS IS LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD. As a matter of fact, na SmellyMouth I wan arrange for am because na him fit her.

So why you come dey give me sleepless night for her matter
Bros I no sure say na me u still dey describe so. Infact I sure say no be me get dat description. Try again
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
Rukkyola:


Better hurry go sell ur land na if u know sey u no go allow me hear word 4 hear with romance & love. My sent4rina don loss lemme with my triplet.


To d other lovers in this city, fraiser & blizzydodo, fraiser & cynnny, iambibi & jubrealguy, iambibi & smellymouth, fraih & Shammak, LogoDWhiz & brimme, Dtobs & chommieblaq, amodu & miss oyin, crobboy & sc31 , fraih & shammak, Abbeyunique2 & beckytee, kbs468 & spixytinxy and d rest wey no c dea name 4 here, make una pack una load Commot 4 dis city. Na seriousness mode I dey so. No more love, love, love 4 GC again, na only NYSC, NYSC, NYSC remain.

If una no gree hear my warning, na bokoharam I go carry com bomb una house 4 dis city.

If u like urself, either change ur ways or gerrarahhia.
shockedshockedshocked
Did I hear you say Crobboy and SC31
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 8:00pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Bros I no sure say na me u still dey describe so. Infact I sure say no be me get dat description. Try again

If it is tuffpivot, I have not seen or even heard from him since last week. so I don't know where all these your accusations are coming from.

But come to think of it, are you not blushing hearing those things about you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
Rukkyola:

I pirry u. Allow dem to continue taking care ov u hear. By d time dem give u belle as my sent4rina take give me belle, OYO go b ur case o because dem go just run leave u.
Rukkyola your matter don too much for this city....even people from the other side of the world are coming here everyday just to watch your drama.....if to say u accept my proposal then life would have been easy for you now...continue to search for your sent..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 8:09pm On Apr 09, 2016
CROBBOY:


If it is tuffpivot, I have not seen or even heard from him since last week. so I don't know where all these your accusations are coming from.

But come to think of it, are you not blushing hearing those things about you
I am not blushing o, I no be mammy water. Which accusations?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 8:12pm On Apr 09, 2016
Rukkyola:
MY NYSC/CAMP RELATED QUESTIONS.
1. What are the main camp exercise?
2. Are the exercises in question 1 above done on daily basis? If not, how often?
3. Are there levies associated with camp?
4. When is allocation of rooms done in camp?
5. Do ladies & guys stay in same hostel in camp?
6. Are soldiers the main coordinators in camp?
7.What kind of punishment do law infringers serve in camp?
8. Do we get to eat normal 3 square meal in camp?
9. What is or are the implication(s) of not going to camp on day 1.
10. How does one go about redeployment?
11. When will my PPA be known to me?
12. Am I to resume @ my PPA immediately after camp? If no, how is the time interval?
Thanks.

Cc My sent4rina in case u decide 2 return, his excellency, LogoDWhiz, Kbs468, Dtobs, Amodu, Crobboy, olodo Fraiser, Jubrealguy, Abbeyunique2, Testimony, Oyehomie, Sirguy542, Aghans, Eaglevision, Fraih, Spixytinxy, Sc31, my neighbour Iambibi, katerine7, qutyjoice, et al.

For most information that pertain to NYSC, find them from the links: nysc.gov.ng/index.php and portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc2/.

Any which is not found there will be told you when camp opens by 27th April, 2016 or
21st May, 2016.

Apologies if I hit you hard there.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:17pm On Apr 09, 2016
CROBBOY:


Petrol scarce for here nor be small. I don suffer pass JOB because of how I don take find am.

I get 2liter of kerosine, 12 liter palm oil and 6 liter of power oil.

Make I bring them come make we mix join?
lol.... Abegg i trust piss pass dos combination o...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Bros this one hard o. Anyway Awka in anambra state I can say will be a good choice anybody who wants to flex during d service year. More than Enough places to flex around unizik temp site. cost of food stuff and transport is a little bit on d high side because of the presence of students.

Is that your contribution Wao!

Congrats all the same.

You can still make other useful contributions with any of the topic below:

Kbs468:


Once again, Good evening Citizens

Yes and straight up without much addo, let's put up ourselves to the latest X-FACTOR challenge here in Golden City as some of Us have already started grin

Interestingly, the challenge is no big deal or new to all of us actually both from our point of view here in
GOLDEN CITY and in the outside world around our walls which is why GRACELANDERS and others that have anything to do with NYSC too would be welcomed whole heartedly as Key Figures and participants around our dinning Table this time around grin


And here we go, although the next line below is to encourage us all in participating accordingly. Alright,



Note:
¤* It's not COMPULSORY that you must respond with the exact figure or degree of imput so that you won't be discouraged to say something or contribute your quota

¤* You can also choose to give your response part by part instead of typing out a whole at once because some persons have phobia for long commentary/Views/opinion or idea postage


Up next is the X-FACTOR challenge as our line of discuss and is presented as below

1.
WHAT ARE THE 20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND ADVICE
2.
HELP MENTION 5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

This 2nd one can be structured with respect to building a career path during service year, employability and job creation, relationships, etc


3. KINDLY WRITE ON THE CULTURAL SETTINGS OF YOUR PRESENT STATES OF RESIDENCE WITH RESPECT TO THE PREDOMINANT SOURCE OF INCOME, RECREATIONAL AVENUE AVAILABLE SUCH AS PARKS, TOURIST SITES, etc

In this line.. we are trying to reintroduce the talk about our present state of basement again So that we can refresh our minds about each state of the federation again


4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?



In Trying to buttress our explanations, we should bear in mind that

The essence of the No.2 is to have the 37 states discussed out so that citizens can have an idea about the nature of the states that we have relative to NYSC which would help enhance preparation for entrepreneurship during service year.

While For No.3, 4 5 & 6, many Nigerians "KNOW" (in abstract) what they think is the responsibility of leaders as it relates to their present predicament, hence the importance of this discuss as our MENU for the time being. grin


Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the Executive Cabinet
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

I am not blushing o, I no be mammy water. Which accusations?
My dear cynnny I can see that everybody in this city is crazy about you except me though...I just want to official say welcome to you...my nairaland name is sirguy542 but my real name is Silva.. My dear pls can u tell me your real name cos I think that's more important than your nairaland name.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 8:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
tuffpivot:
lol.... Abegg i trust piss pass dos combination o...
Your piss a better fuel Why you never open FILLING STATION na grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
CROBBOY:


Cynnny na the newest chikala for town, everyman's dream come true, world class wife material, the only coke bottle shaped chick for here with front side, back side and inside.

Babe wey if she handle you for 30 minutes you go confess say JESUS IS LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD. As a matter of fact, na SmellyMouth I wan arrange for am because na him fit her.

So why you come dey give me sleepless night for her matter
oga i jux wan knw na.... Shuuu y u dey ash na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 8:32pm On Apr 09, 2016
sirguy542:

My dear cynnny I can see that everybody in this city is crazy about you except me though...I just want to official say welcome to you...my nairaland name is sirguy542 but my real name is Silva.. My dear pls can u tell me your real name cos I think that's more important than your nairaland name.
Tank you sirguy. My real name is Cynthia
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2016
CROBBOY:

Your piss a better fuel Why you never open FILLING STATION na grin
i need suppliers of piss.... 1litre 80bucks
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by marvluv(f): 8:48pm On Apr 09, 2016
A warm evening greetings to every wonderful pple way they here o...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Tank you sirguy. My real name is Cynthia
What a lovely name..Anyway no need to tell you anything again because I know that sharp guys in this city must have told you everything but the only thing I will never fail to tell you is that you are truly beautiful in fact for now you the most beautiful girl in this our golden city...is like unizik use to give admission based on beauty because all the unizik girls I have met are truly beautiful but I think your own beauty is heaven sent.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 8:53pm On Apr 09, 2016
sirguy542:

What a lovely name..Anyway no need to tell you anything again because I know that sharp guys in this city must have told you everything but the only thing I will never fail to tell you is that you are truly beautiful in fact for now you the most beautiful girl in this our golden city...is like unizik use to give admission based on beauty because all the unizik girls I have met are truly beautiful but I think your own beauty is heaven sent.
Thank you o. U guys can make babe head swell for this city sha. But I don't tink I am d most beautiful here. Thanks all d same
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 8:54pm On Apr 09, 2016
marvluv:
A warm evening greetings to every wonderful pple way they here o...
my dear you are welcome.. how was your day?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cynnny(f): 8:55pm On Apr 09, 2016
sirguy542:
my dear you are welcome.. how was your day?
My day was fyn, hw was urs?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cynnny:

Thank you o. U guys can make babe head swell for this city sha. But I don't tink I am d most beautiful here. Thanks all d same
swell ke...My dear I just ask the devil now & he just confirmed it that God took out time to create you that's why he himself can never have access in your life.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by marvluv(f): 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2016
my day was splendid

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