marvluv:

my day was cool..datz gonna b nice, but hop ur hands are very soft for dat?

I don't know y it's kinda hard for a lady to notice her crush... I hope u do on time... I wanna invite the house to our wedding tagged BADDEST WEDS MARV. How are you?

Good morning wonderful people of Golden City. hope you guys are doing great

GC, let's see How many Believers we have here:
If you believe that 20th we print our CUL and stream 1 is Arriving camp from 27th April 2016, and you'll be one of those in stream 1 lemme get an Amen! or Like.
All things are possible to him... complete it yaself.
Morning Great phiful.

jubrealguy:
lmao.......eeeessss!!! come here......we no go allow u talk to our women like dat ooo, where is the minister of women affairs...... someone here is telling one of our very own to jump inside Pacific amd u dey dere dey follow womam upandan
cc eaglevision

baba ile okan, who dey follow woman up and down? sho gba e

RevolutionX:
GC, let's see How many Believers we have here:
If you believe that 20th we print our CUL and stream 1 is Arriving camp from 27th April 2016, and you'll be one of those in stream 1 lemme get an Amen! or Like.
All things are possible to him... complete it yaself.
Morning Great phiful.

Chai, u dey find likes... My bro, anything can happen. Just Pray!

Rukkyola:

Amebo, olofofo, fowl yansh, pepper soup, telephone wire, aproko, sabi sabi, hu chuk ur mouth?

Har all this name for me alone
Sorry ehn
Oya come take candy

Good morning to handsome and beautiful(esp my rukkyola) citizens of Golden city.

Hope you all slept sound?

Oyehomie:
Since wen o?

since wen barca was comot 4rm champions league

Goood morning happening bobos and yotomi ladies of GC,special shoutout to the minister's chosen one oluwamarvelous Aka marvluv.

happy POP to batch A 2015,may God bless them all including my fine grandmother.
In another news Barcelona fc yaff catch fire,won ti laaa na,knocked out of the q finals for the secnd time in abt 8yrs,evryday no b keresimesi

Good morning to everyone in here. I believe you are all doing well. Please is there a way someone can bookmark a particular page or post in a thread on Nairaland ? Please your inputs are all needed.



Cc:
Logodwhiz
Kbs468
DTOBS
CROBBOY
et al

Ojeifo12:
baba ile okan, who dey follow woman up and down? sho gba e

good morning bros,pls tell me ur not the one that was insulting one of our women.

Sent4rina:


Haba why i no go holla at my padi.. Me 2 miss u o.
Enof faaji 4 moon abeg i no fit giv acurrate account sef.

Don't wori, me help u get 1 apollo goggle plus 50litres of moon refined petrol.

*huhn dont thank me nah, what ar friends for)

lol... Abeg I need dat fuel now lyk urgently, I need to fill d tank of my lambogini to d brim because I won tore d city wit one newbie... Marvluv is her name... Bur make I never giv u d full gist sha because I dey hide my head for GC now because I dey suspect eaglevision is trailin me wit assassin... Hw ur nyt now? Gudmorni

Rukkyola:

My love, u have lost weight o
Oya come & eat ooo. I prepared ur favourite.




The kids look exactly like u. Whenever I missed u, I always looked @ their faces. Thank God u are back.
I will report someone to u 2moro.

rukky dis one wey u dey talk sey all d triplet resemble sent4rina lyk dis, u don hide d one wey resemble me?

opiscoal:
...thanks bro, u do well ooooooo.... Good morning,

beautiful morning to u too my brother,aw was ur nyt?

PAYMENT OF APRIL 2016 ALLOWANCE TO PASSING OUT CORPS MEMBERS My dear corps members of 2015 Batch A. I can confirm that your April 2016 allowance will hit your accounts latest tomorrow afternoon, Thursday, 14 April, 2016, as you are passing out. Note also that those of Stream 2 Batch A 2015 will also receive in addition, their outstanding one no allowance. Congratulations for a successful service year. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours, even as I also depart the Scheme for other military assignment. I love you all. Brig Gen JB Olawumi, DG, NYSC

Sent4rina:
Good morning to handsome and beautiful(esp my rukkyola) citizens of Golden city.

Hope you all slept sound?

Good morning dear. My sleep was different yesterday. I had d most lovely sleep. In fact I slept like a baby. Hope u are good.

Fraiser:
lol... Abeg I need dat fuel now lyk urgently, I need to fill d tank of my lambogini to d brim because I won tore d city wit one newbie... Marvluv is her name... Bur make I never giv u d full gist sha because I dey hide my head for GC now because I dey suspect eaglevision is trailin me wit assassin... Hw ur nyt now? Gudmorni

the wicked runs when no one is pursuing him,ur conscience dae judge u,lol. goodu morning joor

Walexz02:

Har all this name for me alone
Sorry ehn
Oya come take candy

Me I no want ur candy ooo... My husband said I should stop doing beggi beggi. Eshey! Chop ur candy!!!

johndanny:
ofcos you will always see me cos ur eye de like eye of d Gods.. Well done Broda

eye of the Gods kwa? lemme take that as a compliment o

Fraiser:
rukky dis one wey u dey talk sey all d triplet resemble sent4rina lyk dis, u don hide d one wey resemble me?

Fraiser, better mind urself. Wch one resemble u again? Better no allow me report u 2 my husband. Shebi u know sey u dey take style toast me wen he travel. So stop it.

Good morning GC people...saw dis one dis mawin..don't know if yuv seen it b4 now..

PLEASE READ BELOW
Statement issued by the director general of NYSC on Tuesday 12 April 2016.. Has issued out warnings to all Prospective Corp member resuming on 27th of April to their various orientation camps. To strictly abide in the NYSC rules and terms, as there will be stringent measures to take place at the camp.. Corp members that are used to bring illegal materials such as NYSC khaki wears,sharp objects, pots, stoves and so on will be sent back as soon as this is discovered.. Also only white shorts and white shirts are allowed,white socks,and NYSC caps,state code number, tag number,without a these you may severely punished.ill moral activities are not allowed either, smoking, drinking to stupor, sexual activities will not be torelated during orientation period.. You are to get the needed and accepted material when coming to camp.. More of this will be stated in the callup letter and in the orientation camp..

Rukkyola:

Hmmm.... Fraiser, lemme tell u something. My sent4rina don come back o. But imagine, he no gree ask of him children name. U sure say ur friend dey okay?

lol... U mean sent4rina never ask for d kids name? Ehya no b him fault jor, u know hin just arrive from d moon wia atmosphere nd humans no dey, he has been livin wit aliens for som months now, he will need more tym to adapt to human activities again...pls b patient wit my friend... Gudmorni... Hw ur nyt?

iambibi:
*focuses camera on him* Gud day sir, its no longer news that you and Mr eaglevision are having a ground of dispute and heat arguments just to clear the doubts of miss marvluv Livinus, (a pretty lady who doesn't deserve a player for a husband) about who the main king of all kings of women affairs is. Now Mr Fraiser, for the sake of the citizens and our viewers at home, can you please tell us why you should be the main king of women affairs? And why he, eaglevision becomes your assistant. Thank you very much *hands over microphone to him*

Lol! Na now I c sey u no get job again. Na 2 dey interview people na im remain 4 u. Amebo woman.

Kbs468:

you sef suppose know our levels na. Atleast the sure thing na say I not fit enter you sir oo but to prick you into saying something and you just did which I glorify God for as e b say e don tey wey I mention or quote you for GC na. Hope you are good Brother

hehehe! good morning oga mi nd how r u doing dis morning? untop that levels, na brother m still dae do ojoro o

jubrealguy:
lmao.......eeeessss!!! come here......we no go allow u talk to our women like dat ooo, where is the minister of women affairs...... someone here is telling one of our very own to jump inside Pacific amd u dey dere dey follow womam upandan
cc eaglevision

na why I said den go soon sack am for negligence of duty b dat... E leave hin work dey stalk my bae upandan

PEZMAN:
Good morning GC people...saw dis one dis mawin..don't know if yuv seen it b4 now..

PLEASE READ BELOW
Statement issued by the director general of NYSC on Tuesday 12 April 2016.. Has issued out warnings to all Prospective Corp member resuming on 27th of April to their various orientation camps. To strictly abide in the NYSC rules and terms, as there will be stringent measures to take place at the camp.. Corp members that are used to bring illegal materials such as NYSC khaki wears,sharp objects, pots, stoves and so on will be sent back as soon as this is discovered.. Also only white shorts and white shirts are allowed,white socks,and NYSC caps,state code number, tag number,without a these you may severely punished.ill moral activities are not allowed either, smoking, drinking to stupor, sexual activities will not be torelated during orientation period.. You are to get the needed and accepted material when coming to camp.. More of this will be stated in the callup letter and in the orientation camp..

ive seen it but it aint on any NYSC social media platform nd even the website,so the source is questionable,but its a good news anywaiz,fake or real.

eaglevision:


good morning bros,pls tell me ur not the one that was insulting one of our women.

it's not an insult, it's just a suggestion

Fraiser:
lol... U mean sent4rina never ask for d kids name? Ehya no b him fault jor, u know hin just arrive from d moon wia atmosphere nd humans no dey, he has been livin wit aliens for som months now, he will need more tym to adapt to human activities again...pls b patient wit my friend... Gudmorni... Hw ur nyt?

Can't figure out if dat was an insult/pacification.
Anyways, d naming will be redone. Don't divulge 2 him that I already gave them names b4 o.
What do u expect with regards to my night after d return ov my husband? My night was lovely! I slept like a baby.

eaglevision:


this is too cheap,i hav never insulted u yet u keep on doin this ebryday,marvluv knws who is desperate nw

lol... Desperate ke? Insult ke? I no dey do any of dos o... Just lettin marvluv know why she deserve d best ni o

Rukkyola:

Good morning dear. My sleep was different yesterday. I had d most lovely sleep. In fact I slept like a baby. Hope u are good.

Of course my night was pleasant. You know its been long i slept in the comfort of our bed while feeling your warmness..

In fact no outing today, i wanna spend the whole day with you and our babies.

chisoooooos! is that my magymagz,oh my lawd. i cant believe my eyes,sweedie what happend nw,i don search tire,just say a word

Rukkyola:

Lol! Na now I c sey u no get job again. Na 2 dey interview people na im remain 4 u. Amebo woman.

.. Lmao...ooohhh thank you! i don hear! journalism is my job... and besides the citizens needs to be updated about every single thing that happens around their city.. No worry our correspondent go soon come your house, because we need to know why oga stainlink no wan give up on you and those triplets.. And wetin his next plan towards you go be..