iambibi:
.. Lmao...ooohhh thank you! i don hear! journalism is my job... and besides the citizens needs to be updated about every single thing that happens around their city.. No worry our correspondent go soon come your house, because we need to know why oga stainlink no wan give up on you and those triplets.. And wetin his next plan towards you go be..

Mrs Reporter, kindly exclude my family affairs 4rm ur business. No come put me 4 trouble 4 here. BTW, y I no c u around 4:30a.m?

iambibi:
. *focuses the camera on him, Gud day sir, sir its all over the papers that you and your one time bestie, Mr Fraiser, hu used to be ur course mate, please don't gimme that look, we all know you both went to the University of ladies and womenology.. From the department of women hearts and toastinology, anyways that you both are having a big clash and disagreement to prove superiority over the other... All because of a pretty lady named miss Marvluv Livinus, who's beauty cannot be over looked, ... Now Mr super eagle, tell us and our viewers at home what do you have to say concerning this, do you feel you are suppose to be the superior while he, Mr Fraiser dances by your tune?. *hands over microphone to him*

lmao! iambibi turns journalist,my dear the honourable minister will like to take care of this matter privately tnx for ur concern

jaybabs16:
yes o. Accounting, 2015. U?

womanology, 2016. hehe na Economist i b jare,year two thousand and fifteen

Sent4rina:


Of course my night was pleasant. You know its been long i slept in the comfort of our bed while feeling your warmness..

In fact no outing today, i wanna spend the whole day with you and our babies.

**Dancing**
I will make sure u enjoy ur day.
I will give u a nice bath massage
I will prepare ur favourite meal
We will watch a nice movie 2gether
We will play ur favourite game 2gether
We will listen to cool music & dance 2gether
& lots more.The amebos in d city are listening. I reserve d rest.

Rukkyola:

Oya no vex good nyt!

y i go vex,no b today i sabi u now. just respect d minister shikena,awayu dis morning,hpe ur babies are doing well?

Rukkyola:

**Dancing**
I will make sure u enjoy ur day.
I will give u a nice bath massage
I will prepare ur favourite meal
We will watch a nice movie 2gether
We will play ur favourite game 2gether
We will listen to cool music & dance 2gether
& lots more.The amebos in d city are listening. I reserve d rest.

In short we'll enjoy the whole day together.8-)

Sent4rina:

me sef wan go sleep i don taya areadi.
Gudnyt neigbour wa.

good mawnin jare runaway husband,aw u dae dis morning?

eaglevision:


beautiful morning to u too my brother,aw was ur nyt?

.... My night make brain, I knw urs was sweet nd adventurous,... Abi madam no sleep over?

eaglevision:
chisoooooos! is that my magymagz,oh my lawd.
i cant believe my eyes,sweedie what happend nw,i don search tire,just say a word

Just say a word kor. So u even have a magymagz & u've been longing 4 marluv. I must tell her everything.

good morning girlyesosae,uv been quiet since,common dnt b shy,say hello nw

eaglevision:



lmao! iambibi turns journalist,my dear the honourable minister will like to take care of this matter privately tnx for ur concern

.. Lolz.... Ur welcom sir, ofcos honorable, we respect your privacy, buh do you mean to say that you have surrendered to Mr Fraiser to be in charge of women affairs? , because it seems you are beginning to give up on the pretty Miss marvluv...

eaglevision:


y i go vex,no b today i sabi u now. just respect d minister shikena,awayu dis morning,hpe ur babies are doing well?

Me self I wan turn minister 4 dis city. When will the next election be coming up? I must contend & win. My babies are fine jare.

The NYSC portal (not website) is not opening. I hope they are uploading our CUL.

On another note.
Rukkyola. As a hot commodity you have to Let Stainlink and Sent4rina battle it out. And prove themselves. Or atleast use it as punishment for Sent4rina for him running away. Let him see his competition.

Rukkyola:

Just say a word kor. So u even have a magymagz & u've been longing 4 marluv. I must tell her everything.

..lolz Aunty amebo,...this one wey you wan tell her everything...... Anyways We still dey sell forms ooo, for those wey dey interested in becoming journalist, instead of amebo!

eaglevision:
good morning girlyesosae,uv been quiet since,common dnt b shy,say hello nw

Lool
*in burnaboy's voice*
Might say Hello...

Lool im more an observer but i add when i can sha.

Wagwan?

girlyesosae:
The NYSC portal (not website) is not opening. I hope they are uploading our CUL.

On another note.
Rukkyola. As a hot commodity you have to Let Stainlink and Sent4rina battle it out. And prove themselves. Or atleast use it as punishment for Sent4rina for him running away. Let him see his competition.

.lolz... .ohhh, This is my bae of life, in whom ayam well pleased!! Lol.. you have said it all..

Rukkyola:

Mrs Reporter, kindly exclude my family affairs 4rm ur business. No come put me 4 trouble 4 here. BTW, y I no c u around 4:30a.m?

.. Go joh, you wey i call you tire, even bang your gate taya... Hw you go hear me when you dey busy with Sent4rina... Anyways see the gallons..... Oya gimme my share!!

eaglevision:



toooor! a whole minister is nw a boy,but cnt u do away with d insult,are u that desperate bros? marvluv i tink i cnt keep my cool anymore,gotta reply all these cheap blackmail nd character assassination attempt

abah my friend why na, am not insultin u o, its obvious u re my boi for dis city bfor u sundenly bcame rebellious, av u forgotten dat I mentor u nd influence ur ministerial position... Bur one tin I know is dat a dog dat try to bite d finger dat feeds him must b ready to face starvation, marvluv knows wia her priceless heart belongs... ok?

Is that Qutyjoice? .. *dancing shoki* my bestie don show!!

Rukkyola:

Me self I wan turn minister 4 dis city. When will the next election be coming up? I must contend & win. My babies are fine jare.

u wan become minister with this ur ameboish character,nd if u neva knw na by selection nt election,ntoooor

girlyesosae:
The NYSC portal (not website) is not opening. I hope they are uploading our CUL.

On another note.
Rukkyola. As a hot commodity you have to Let Stainlink and Sent4rina battle it out. And prove themselves. Or atleast use it as punishment for Sent4rina for him running away. Let him see his competition.

Girlyesosae, i don't even know if i should call u my latest counselor or Amebo. Waz ur concern? I don't want any competition to be done over me. Instead ov u 2 focus on how 2 solve d issue with the NYSC portal that has refused 2 open, u are busy counseling me on how 2 handle my marital affairs.
Thank u so much madam. Ur advice is not yet needed. I will inform u when it is.
In the mean time, I will refer sm1 hu is n dire need ov advice to u. In person u, girlyesosae. She needs to be counselled on d concept 'learning to mind one's business'
Once again, thanks!!!

iambibi:
.. Lolz.... Ur welcom sir, ofcos honorable, we respect your privacy, buh do you mean to say that you have surrendered to Mr Fraiser to be in charge of women affairs? , because it seems you are beginning to give up on the pretty Miss marvluv...

he isnt eyeing my post,he just wanna hav evry babe in this city,selfish friend he is,giving up on marvluv? i just dropped her at her place of work,she is mine nw,my friend is just chasing shadows.pls stop shouting marvluv name again for nw,give my angelina some breathing space jare

iambibi:
.. Go joh, you wey i call you tire, even bang your gate taya... Hw you go hear me when you dey busy with Sent4rina... Anyways see the gallons..... Oya gimme my share!!

Nothing 4 u again ooo. I have decided to give ur share 2 my newest counselor girlyesosae. Go meet my husband 4 ur share.

Rukkyola:

Just say a word kor. So u even have a magymagz & u've been longing 4 marluv. I must tell her everything.

sister gbeborun u sure say u wan become minister?do u even know who magymagz is to me? face ur triplets nw

iambibi:
*focuses camera on him* Gud day sir, its no longer news that you and Mr eaglevision are having a ground of dispute and heat arguments just to clear the doubts of miss marvluv Livinus, (a pretty lady who doesn't deserve a player for a husband) about who the main king of all kings of women affairs is. Now Mr Fraiser, for the sake of the citizens and our viewers at home, can you please tell us why you should be the main king of women affairs? And why he, eaglevision becomes your assistant. Thank you very much *hands over microphone to him*

hmm hmm hmm clears my throat*collected the microphone from her* tank u iambibi d beautiful presenter, gud morni viewers @ home, u see, am always disappointed wen I hear pple sayin am in a superiority tussle wit eagle vision, its no more news dat eaglevision is one of my loyal bois in dis city bfor, I mentor him personal because he is one of d few i always find dia name in my gud book. I never see wia two captains steer a ship bfor, i can never go too low to d extent of contendin wit eaglevision, he is only tryin to b rebelious... Bur I assure u d mouth which his snail used to yab d gods he will use it to rub ground right in his front... Marvluv is a gal dat made me lost in a state of awe d very first moment I set my eyes on her nd my heart melt uner her shinnin luv... So i dont see goin for wot my heart desire as competition...tank you

eaglevision:


u wan become minister with this ur ameboish character,nd if u neva knw na by selection nt election,ntoooor

Whether by selection/election/admission/addition/substraction or whatever. I must become a minister.

Hello everyone thiz is for yu.....

Iambibi my Bestie, Oyeh told me everything, I av missed yu boo, how are yu? And hope ya boo is good too(Jubrealguy)

To my Sist Fraih wusup n where z Uncle Shammak? Bin a while

To my Brother, d only surest blooda hw yu dey

To Rukkyola hope ya takn care of our twinz

Oga Sent4rina hmmmm ya welcom back sha, and where av yu bin? Rukky almost byt me cz of yu...Anyway happy ya back n api for Rukky too

SC31 my long term fwend, hope all is well?

Croybboy Sup n weldon

LogoDwhiz longest time, hw dey?

Kb468 Where are yu o?

Eaglevision abi Television hope ya fyn

Hardie14 & Biotechshola....Wusup wd yu too?

MissOyin, Katherine7, Maggymaz, Merikimz n odaz hello

Sirguy, Testimony, The only e-goat(aka Goatty) hope yu guys dey kk?

My paddy Brimmie, even tho ya stubborn.....Anyway hw far?

To everybody in dz room I LOVE YOU(Not joking)

Call-up-letter nextweek Wednesday.....I really can't wait

To You: O Y E H O M I E

opiscoal:
.... My night make brain, I knw urs was sweet nd adventurous,... Abi madam no sleep over?

lol! she isnt living with me for nw,but i was at her place,tnx my brother for asking,i go give u one babe u hear.

iambibi:
Is that Qutyjoice? .. *dancing shoki* my bestie don show!!

Boo...*Dncing bobo* join.....Sending you a very Big Hug

Fraiser:
na why I said den go soon sack am for negligence of duty b dat... E leave hin work dey stalk my bae upandan

hmmmm! i dae wish u well bt u dae wish me bad,this life sha,all because a darling decided to pitch her tent with me,goan pursue other babes na leave marvluv alone,stop embarrassing her

Ndejiko:
PAYMENT OF APRIL 2016 ALLOWANCE TO
PASSING OUT CORPS MEMBERS
My dear corps members of 2015 Batch A. I can
confirm that your April 2016 allowance will hit
your accounts latest tomorrow afternoon,
Thursday, 14 April, 2016, as you are passing out.
Note also that those of Stream 2 Batch A 2015
will also receive in addition, their outstanding one
no allowance.
Congratulations for a successful service year. I
wish you all the best in your future endeavours,
even as I also depart the Scheme for other
military assignment. I love you all.
Brig Gen JB Olawumi,
DG, NYSC

wao!! Dis is so touching... I feel lyk crying... I wish him resounding success in his other military assignment.

Ojeifo12:
it's not an insult, it's just a suggestion

i seeeee! but suggest something nice next time,wnt allow anyone insult our ladies nd women,i wnt take that cos they are all precious to me