sydneyboss:


to me I feel it's already signed by Olawunmi... cos to me I don't think that leak was fake.

If the leak cul was not fake, wot about d date? The change in date has automatically invalidated it

fairlyusedpant:

babe, my daddy knows the director of sports, who knows the commisioner of education that knows the minister of water, and the minister of water knows the commisioner of tourism who is closer to buhari in china, and he knows the china minister of finance who knows the minister of allocation and slotation who now knows the director of nysc, that was how i knew your name is in stream 1, you can thank me later....

lolssss.....in fact, am short of words

marvluv:

I beg y me again oo?

From the ist time I set my eyes on ur dp, baby, I was stuck on u. My dream to search for u is looking like a dream come true. I wanna stand with/by u

Fraiser:
yeap bro... If it were to be S Z Kazuare dat means our cul has not been generated yet

True

marvluv:

am seeing it already..how ar u & how has been ur day??

babe am doin fyn o, my day was excellent because your excellent thought overshadow my heart all tru d day, Hw was ur day too dearie? Dont u tink its high tym u showed all dis guys trollin u d exit door, so dat u have rest of mind... Or wot do u tink?

eaglevision:
Dtobs baba i dae see u o
blizzydodo dear ur welcome,abeg call ur husband fraiser to order
merikims my merry christmas awayu dear?
hardiodun i greet u
sirguy542 awayu today
aghans my padi i hail thee
and to marvluv my delight good evening sugar,hpe ur doin fine dis evenin,dnt b distracted by all these noise my dear,have dis chilled apple juice honeycomb

Me sef dey hail o! Hw every?

DG MEETS STAFF, APPRECIATES SUPPORT

The Director-General Brigadier General Johnson
Olawumi today held a farewell meeting with
members of staff of the NYSC National
Directorate Headquarters ahead of the formal
handover to his successor Brigadier General SZ
Kazaure.

Olawumi enumerated the various achievements of
the Scheme under his
watch – among them the commencement of the
online registration,security and general welfare of
Corps members and staff, capacity building
courses for staff and the introduction of
Preparatory Course for State Coordinators.
Also on his achievement list are the procurement
and distribution of
ambulances and other operational vehicles to
NYSC State Secretariats,
establishment of NYSC Bakery and Table Water
Factory, resuscitation of the NYSC football team,
the introduction of the Health Initiative for Rural
Dwellers, and the NYSC Hope Alive Initiative
among others.

He stressed that all the achievements were made
possible through theloyalty and support of staff.
“It is not my success; it is yours,” hesaid.
In a rare display of humility, Olawumi also listed
some areas in which he felt the Scheme could
have done better but for some constraints. He
expressed the hope that emphasis would be
placed on those areas as part of agenda-setting
for the in-coming Director-General.

Source : https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=997592286989966&substory_index=0&id=235613723187830&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.997592286989966%3Atl_objid.997592286989966%3Athid.235613723187830%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1462085999%3A4472761504864081814&__tn__=%2As

iambibi:
lolz.... Toh... Interpreter obago!!.. Ehnn leave am like that, Time never reach wey him go fill am... For now na feeling tinz ... .... As I dey see your eyes, E be like say you sef need form! **hands over form to him*

i don feel am no b quality paper

baddestzone:


U just dey use hand bring trouble cos I go be witness when e go happen. U better leave that innocent babe

baba, i remembered when i fought world war 2, i was the greatest warrior then, i killed five cows and two fishes, they were praising me for capturing the greatest enemy of all time, i have fought lots of wars like world war 1, world war 2, world war 3, civil war part 1 to part 5, jihad war, pant war, aba women riot war, south western war, even bum short war, so i am a strong soldier, and marvluv needs a strong man that can conquer a country for her, and i am the right man, because tommorrow i am going to conquer the moon, so that we can do our honeymoon over the moon....

marvluv:

am seeing it already..how ar u & how has been ur day??

Miss,
it's "how has your day been?"
it's I'm not am
call me the "typo" slayer or "gbagaun" slayer if you may.
I'm out for you supposed graduates

Shammak:
Gbogbo PCMs in the house.. Mo prostrate



I miss Una ah swear

who are my seeing? Na my inlaw b dis? Wait first make I use my sun shade may b I go see clearly... Inlaw I don miss u taya... Hw far u na... E don tey o

Fraiser:
babe am doin fyn o, my day was excellent because your excellent thought overshadow my heart all tru d day, Hw was ur day too dearie? Dont u tink its high tym u showed all dis guys trollin u d exit door, so dat u have rest of mind... Or wot do u tink?

I see you!

XiomaraXO:
Miss,
it's "how has your day been?"
it's I'm not am
call me the "typo" slayer or "gbagaun" slayer if you may.
I'm out for you supposed graduates

Madam, I understand ur point but please easy.. No one is above mistake. And u are not perfect either.

luchiano1:
dis is my first tym on dis city. nice wrk guys. is d april 27th date stil feasible?

Write in full please
Doesn't take so much effort
By the way,27th is looking more like it

marvluv:

lolssss.....in fact, am short of words

babe, if only you can allow me to be your mugu and maga, i promise to be your scape goat, anything you want i go give you, you no go enter okada again, na my private jet you go dey enter... I will build a royal palace for me and you, iambibi will be our royal maid and logodwhiz will be our royal guard... Just for you...

baddestzone:


Madam, I understand ur point but please easy.. No one is above mistake. And u are not perfect either.

Learn a thing or two or zap!!!

SMartins1:
Aghans my real G... waiting they sup that way?

my brother nothing dey sup. We dey wait 4 CUL. Hw ur sid na

baddestzone:


Ur moniker gan! When the time reach, u will run... U better no deceive her o

Cc: iambibi

Lolz... I guess guys are ready to take up this great challenge of wooooing our pretty marvluv, to prove your luv and win her heart,...... If yes then let wooooooing begin in this order

Contender No. 1 Fairlyusedpant(u go prove this your moniker wrong today for us)

Contender No. 2 Baddestzone (i can see fire in your eyes, go bro)

Contender No 3 eaglevision( baba notin like minister for here o, a man gat to do what a man gat to do! )

Contender No 4 Fraiser (iffa hear say you be part of panel of judges, today you go show them wetin be punchlines and get your respect!! )

Great citizens of GC, this will be the toasting challenge of the century .... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional)

I believe we alll know the rules and regulations abiding this challenge, the guy she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home... .
Gracias!!!!!!

XiomaraXO:
Learn a thing or two or zap!!!

Miss GST lecturer, when you f**king tired. U sleep. ITK

iambibi:
Lolz... I guess guys are ready to take up this great challenge of wooooing our pretty marvluv, to prove your luv and win her heart,...... If yes then let wooooooing begin in this order

Contender No. 1 Fairlyusedpant(u go prove this your moniker wrong today for us)

Contender No. 2 Baddestzone (i can see fire in your eyes, go bro)

Contender No 3 eaglevision( baba notin like minister for here o, a man gat to do what a man gat to do! )

Contender No 4 Fraiser (iffa hear say you be part of panel of judges, today you go show them wetin be punchlines and get your respect!! )

Great citizens of GC, this will be the toasting challenge of the century .... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional)

I believe we alll know the rules and regulations abiding this challenge, the guy she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home... .
Gracias!!!!!!

hmmmm... Am not goin into any competition o... because I dont see contenders in dos names u mention... Marvluv knows who is captivatin her heart... Ese o

Fraiser:
who are my seeing? Na my inlaw b dis? Wait first make I use my sun shade may b I go see clearly... Inlaw I don miss u taya... Hw far u na... E don tey o

Yeah man... Been my normal self
Same here bruv

in a situation where someone is trying to create a I too know attitude, the best thing is to ignore the person let me see where her English will get her to. there is a difference between abbreviation and committing English blunder. so I don't know where she learnt her own English that it must be compulsory to write in full. #parkoneside

tuffpivot:
i don feel am no b quality paper

just say you wan join, stop pretending, oya carry the form and fill

iambibi:
just say you wan join, stop pretending, oya carry the form and fill

lol person no dey fill plain paper na

Fraiser:
Due to the situation of tinx now, who will sign our call up letter... Brigadier-General J B Olawumi or Brigadier-General S Z Kazaure?

Do we have a new DG?

BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Batch A camp Will HOLP on The 27th of April...

daudae1:
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Batch A camp Will HOLP on The 27th of April...

Amen

jaybabs16:

its nice to have a fellow Eksuite here. welcome bro

Thank you bro. Which department did u finish from?

daudae1:
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Batch A camp Will HOLD on The 27th of April...

goodnews from Ur pseudo uncle at last

XiomaraXO:
Miss,
it's "how has your day been?"
it's I'm not am
call me the "typo" slayer or "gbagaun" slayer if you may.
I'm out for you supposed graduates

com na where dis one d come from, persin were just registered on 14/4/16 na hin d com tell us hw we d do am here? hin d even yab d babe were many fifu d try get... my dear we are just here to hav fun only, but not to show each other that "i'm the prof of English Lang"... if u like speak ur dialect to pass across msg nd make someone to smile shikena. that's what/how we are here. welcome though

jubrealguy:
iambibi baby, oya coman welcome this my fellow structural Engineer with some delicious fruit salad, forget say i just dey see am..... na my guy b ds

Thanks fellow Engr.,u guys are welcoming.so I guess we can talk about structure anytime right?

daudae1:
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Batch A camp Will HOLP on The 27th of April...

ThankGod this is coming from you...


#CorperWee