Iolite:
Hmmm

sneaked into your profile all I could see is a scary eye nawaooh.

vicstar:
Uhm apparently, a girl can't be 100% beautiful, obviously nobody is perfect.
So here are my 10 qualities a girl needs to have at her disposal in order to be absorbingly beautiful.

1) Body Structure: this aspect is ambiguous, to me it consist of her shape,height,face,complexion,assets, anything that has to do with the body. To me a woman is meant to have an hour-glass like shape, small shoulders and big hips, a girl with a broad shoulder is a huge turn off to me,I dislike bow hands in girls, it ain't Sexy at all, her ass and bréast are meant to stand up always and face her maker and not to lie flat like a timid puppy lol. Her height should be moderate but not brief, a girl taller than me is a huge turn off,face must be pretty and innocent,she must have full legs and smooth skin. Why I emphasized on this aspect is because guys are moved by what they see and not what they hear.

2) manners : there are some girls with outstanding manners, talking to them for the first time will make u feel as if you got acquainted with an angel. I don't joke with manner of approach.

3) IQ : conversing with a dummy is appalling and she might become a killjoy. she must be intelligently smart.

4) understanding: understanding is very vast, she must be able to understand life,body-language,situations,countenance,people,signal etc. Still longing for a girl that'll try to understand me.

5) Dexterity: she must be talented,this include being industrious

6) cleanliness: scrupulously clean

7) voice: this must be harmonizing, that I will find joy in hearing her speak.

8.) selfless: I hate self-centered girls, selfishness is a sin!!

9) knowledge: she needs to be knowledgeable, and keen to learn new things

10) Godly: the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, she must be Godly. Don't wanna bore you guys so I rest my case. Oya make una list una own ni

vicstar:


sneaked into your profile all I could see is a scary eye nawaooh.

Iolite:

Oh, you have not seen anything yet, brace up for the next pic

you are not nice

halfricanadian:
if im all that to date or marry me will b impossible

Cos i go too get ego

All dis comes with ego ok?

uhm a godly person, don't have ego issues

vicstar:



uhm a godly person, don't have ego issues

vicstar:



you are not nice

halfricanadian:

U cant av dat lovely girl to ursef
bad guys dont deserve good girls
Do such girl exist chai she b rare gem b dat
I will find such nd give one of my brodas to marry

Iolite:

Yeah, cos am not the angel described above

u can b na, u've to start from somewhere, first by being nice to me

Justycxx:
That's an ideal girl. They don't exist in reality. Although a few number of girls show minimal deviation from the ideal or perfect girl. Mathematically it can be stated that,

Rg = n*Ig

Where Rg represents a real life girl

Ig represents the ideal girl (such as the one defined by Op)

n is the specific deviation factor ranging from 0.1 to 0.99, the lower the value of 'n' for any girl the more useless the girl tends to be.

omo! See correct guy your formula is dope

vicstar:



are u insinuating that ama bad guy?? .

halfricanadian:

See as u resemble sango house boy

vicstar:



u can b na, u've to start from somewhere, first by being nice to me

vicstar:


chai, if I catch u ehn

Iolite:


You know, some people argue that "when you are beautiful you are beautiful", but judging from the world around us "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" rules. In addition "monkey no fine but e mama like am" and be careful what you wish for...

ehn, thatz y I want to behold u na

halfricanadian:


First u wish u had dat long bananas
secondly im nt as short as dat strawberry

uhm is that banana long?? Oya if u aint short show me ya pinshure

vicstar:



uhm is that banana long??
Oya if u aint short show me ya pinshure

vicstar:



ehn, thatz y I want to behold u na

halfricanadian:



my picture are all passport i no dey snap full

passport?? How come your leg dey show??

vicstar:



passport?? How come your leg dey show??

Iolite:

Be careful what you wish for...

chai, I know I've seen ur face b4

halfricanadian:


You don see my leg before?

ehn for your waec passport

vicstar:



chai, I know I've seen ur face b4

vicstar:



ehn for your waec passport

Iolite:

Wow this lady fin ghan, you can't catch me

halfricanadian:

i resemble monster for waec passport
D result con dey beautiful

beautiful ko dutiful ni something I follow mark