Fraiser:
lol... Infact I don dey giv dem dia sizes now, dis portfolio wey una won give me so, if I start to dey do my job make una no beg me o...na no nonsense man I b wen it comes to dischargin official duty o...

Lol.. No lele.

just apply caution.

And know that at times the best medicine is silence.

It can pain..

Fraiser:
lol... My padi no mind dem jare, na dat kyn pple fela dey call animal in human skin... Make person dey may hin no just relate pple in a public forum in a polite away, I no know wetin bring headache to d quetion wey I ask... Na why I tell LogoDwhiz dat tym sey we need to work on our immigration system because psychatric patients are enterin d city recently, if we no kip dem in check, it's dangerous to all d well meaning citizens of dis city... Btw gudmorni jare, hw ur nyt?

Nyt was great bro.....I hope urs was great too? Baba, make sure say u discharge ur duties well.....i go dey support u for one side, u r nt alone jare....

goodmorning good people of our most beloved golden city.................#

been away for a while now but my thought was always with you guys......

missed my ever loving twinnie iambibi...............

i just hope april 27 date is sacrosanct.

iambibi:
lolz... My night was cool... Carry on, officer!!.. No forget say we go mount road blocks oo.... Make we dey collect small small "egunje"... You know na... *winks*

oya na.......work don start....lol. Awayu na, how awesome was your night?

iamdynamite:
goodmorning good people of our most beloved golden city.................#

been away for a while now but my thought was always with you guys......

missed my ever loving twinnie iambibi...............

i just hope april 27 date is sacrosanct.

you......come here, dem no dey tell u say ur twinnie get husband ni?

jubrealguy:
you......come here, dem no dey tell u say ur twinnie get husband ni?

minlaw how you dey.......no vex for am rusty lo fa

Ndejiko:


OK, thanks sir. I have thought their is special way of bookmarking in Nairaland

Nah bro..

Uwc

jubrealguy:
oya na.......work don start....lol. Awayu na, how awesome was your night?

. Gud morning deariee.... My night was beautiful....i trust you slept well too. No o, today no work! ... I need to rest and take care of you o..

Rukkyola:

Bros, allow him 2 continue misbehaving o. I go ist go report to dat our yeye president called LogoDWhiz. Na him cause dis sh*t. Security no dey dis city at all. Maybe I go even go import police 4rm America because of dem.

Na me b yeye president abi?



U can be the security na.

Rukkyola:

Bros, allow him 2 continue misbehaving o. I go ist go report to dat our yeye president called LogoDWhiz. Na him cause dis sh*t. Security no dey dis city at all. Maybe I go even go import police 4rm America because of dem.

nah Uncle abbey U dey follow talk so

iamdynamite:
goodmorning good people of our most beloved golden city.................#

been away for a while now but my thought was always with you guys......

missed my ever loving twinnie iambibi...............

i just hope april 27 date is sacrosanct.

my darling twinnie, my hansome twinnie, ohhh, what more can i say God bless our mama for us,.... In fact some triplets need to tap into this unique awesomeness!! Btw, Hw was your night my dear, how's my inlaw Chommieblaq.... She came visiting last week, but couldn't stay long...hope all is well?

Rukkyola:

Sweetheart, I will be going to c his excellency LogoDWhiz 2day. I have got serious issues to discuss with him. There are no security agencies in this city. The likes of Iambibi, Abbeyunique2 & qutyjoice ought to be jailed. They keep meddling into our family affairs. Taunting me here & there.
They will get 2 c d real me 2day.

You keep talking since.
What do you propose?

iambibi:
.wah dahhhhhh.... . LogoDWhiz come and banish this citizen

ha babe, ok i will make you the general overseer of my palace, your salary would be 250 million per annum with food allowance, cloth allowance, newpaper allowance, nairaland allowance, lipstick allowance and eye lashes allowance, my palace will pay for your expense free trip to madagscar, are you happy now?

iambibi:
my darling twinnie, my hansome twinnie, ohhh, what more can i say God bless our mama for us,.... In fact some triplets need to tap into this unique awesomeness!! Btw, Hw was your night my dear, how's my inlaw Chommieblaq.... She came visiting last week, but couldn't stay long...hope all is well?

she is doing great we just came bck from our pre-summer..........we went to brussels...........have missed you greatly........hope you are good.....how is your boo hope he is on point with you

LogoDWhiz:


Na me b yeye president abi?



U can be the security na.

Pressy, don't u know u are a yeye president
If I should become a security agent in this city, I wud lock up every citizen including u with the exception of my sent4rina. If I should become a judge, I would sentence u all to death by hanging.
Na 2 dey jolly with my sent4rina & our triplets go remain 4 me.

Rukkyola:

Pressy, don't u know u are a yeye president
If I should become a security agent in this city, I wud lock up every citizen including u with the exception of my sent4rina. If I should become a judge, I would sentence u all to death by hanging.
Na 2 dey jolly with my sent4rina & our triplets go remain 4 me.

Oya na.. Lock me up na.

U just dey blab

Rukkyola:

Pressy, don't u know u are a yeye president
If I should become a security agent in this city, I wud lock up every citizen including u with the exception of my sent4rina. If I should become a judge, I would sentence u all to death by hanging.
Na 2 dey jolly with my sent4rina & our triplets go remain 4 me.

The heart of man is indeed wicked

Abbeyunique2:
Observing.......
s/o to the nairaland Robot wey ban me for reason best known to it. good afternoon peeps

How long can one be ban on nairaland?
Do they give reason abi ur status go just change to guest or how abeg?

LogoDWhiz:


You keep talking since.
What do you propose?

Pressy, I propose u renounce ur post as d president, while I occupy d position. Just give me 10years to prove myself 2 u.
I would ensure security is tight n dis city.
No illegal citizen would b allowed in here.
Insults & undue criticism will not be condoned 4rm foreigners & some unpatriotic citizens in here

Freedom of speech will be well defined.
Illegal gossips will be prohibited. People like Iambibi, Abbeyunique2 & qutyjoice would learn how to mind their businesses.

Illegal housing of women wud be banned in dis city. Wedding ceremonies wud b done otherwise the relationship would rendered null.
If I may ask, how many couples in this city actually got wedded? Answer : Only rukkyola & sent4rina.
Even u, ur excellency, did not conduct a proper wedding. U only proposed to ur wife, she said yes & shikena! U started living 2gether. Same applies to
Jubrealguy & Iambibi
Fraiser & blizzydodo
Oyehomie & qutyjoice
Crobboy & sc31
Abbeyunique2 & beckytee
Shammak & Fraih
Kbs468 & spixytinxy. He even has five wives.
Dtobs & chommieblaq
Amodu & miss oyin
& so on.
If I become d president, these illegal marriages will b dissolved.

No illegal hawking of fruit salad & paraga or watever will be condoned in this city. Golden City Agency for Food Drug Administration & Control (GCAFDAC)must approve whatsoever food substance u wish 2 sell.

Lastly, we don't seem to have any functioning chief priest in this city. This is not supposed 2 be so. The chief priest is supposed to work in cooperation with d security. I wud make provision 4 such if u would kindly step down 4 me 2 take charge.
Eshey!

LOola12:


The heart of man is indeed wicked

Hope u are not referring to me sir/ ma. Where were u when people were disturbing my peace in this city?

kbemanuel:
I don't knw d reason y I was ban since yesterday....only d gods on nairaland knws...

Gud afternoon evryone

I salute! I think I have been banned for almost five days now and don't know the reason cos I went back on all my very few post if I had said anything wrong but nothing of such, abeg which way? Do they prefer inform u abi ur status go just change to guest

SMartins1:
Amen ooo...


weting man go do. how ur night?

my nite ws cool but sleep monday carry me n u

Aghans:

my nite ws cool but sleep monday carry me n u

Aghans, how is u na? Longest time

Marcelomee:


How long can one be ban on nairaland?
Do they give reason abi ur status go just change to guest or how abeg?

1)A day, a week, a month depends on the crime.
2) you would be logged in but you won't be able to comment or like a post. and yeah sometimes they give a reason u understand (eg if u break any rule 1-19) and other times their robot mod just ban you for no reason.

Abbeyunique2:

you won't be able to comment or like a post. and yeah sometimes they give a reason u understand (eg if u break any rule 1-19) and other times their robot mod just ban you for no reason.

Hehehe.....make I even go check dea f*cking rules. I never ever read dem b4. Na only God just dey save me 4rm ban 4 dis city.

Rukkyola:

Hehehe.....make I even go check dea f*cking rules. I never ever read dem b4. Na only God just dey save me 4rm ban 4 dis city.

Better make u no be like me, when i first nairaland in 2008(previous moniker), i was banned for a month just because i booked a space(putting dot only in a comment)

Aghans:
my nite ws cool but sleep monday carry me n u

Lmao... How today dey be na?

Abbeyunique2:

Better make u no be like me, when i first nairaland in 2008(previous moniker), i was banned for a month just because i booked a space(putting dot only in a comment)

Lol, me wey don already break 4 rules 4 dea. Rule no. 1,2,8 & 21. The gods dey behind me o. I can never b banned.
Eshey!

SMartins1:


Lmao... How today dey be na?

i won go church program today com back on sunday. I won go pray 4 grace wen go carry me go camp. I really need big grace 4 camp.

Rukkyola:

Aghans, how is u na? Longest time

my dear my phone b spoil b4. Sorry say i no cal u. After my program i go cal u mak i share some of d grace wen i carry com back 4rm d program

Hello GC !!!
Hope u all good.
Hardie14 dear, missed u gidigan.

Rukkyola:

Lol, me wey don already break 4 rules 4 dea. Rule no. 1,2,8 & 21. The gods dey behind me o. I can never b banned.
Eshey!

Loaks