amodu:


Rukkyola which ticket are you selling

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.

smileeey:
See what someone posted on nairaland ooooooooo.
NYSC / Breaking News by FaboyedeK (m ): 6:27pm
My aunty who works@NYSC just called to tell me they just
finished a meeting in Abuja and the DG said they don't have
money for about 130,000 corpers so half would go
nextweek since prospective Corp members have been
waiting and they dont want to change d date again and the
remaining half would be batch B.So not everyone would see
their call-up letter(I guess this must be a joke) all these uncle, aunty palava

lol...unna don come again...

Chommieblaq:



You see your life.......

What I do? I saw her one the highway, gave her a free ride to her destination since we were heading the same way!!!Nothing much.
BTW; you've been giving be a headblock all this while after my chasing after you. Going with the advise of my able brother,fraiser to shun ur side,I was still ruminating on it while driving home and saw chisophia by the way side; I intend pressing forward maybe one day one day you will come back to acknowledge my sincere love for you but it seems it's not working.
So can you see that I havent gone to the extrem?

smileeey:
See what someone posted on nairaland ooooooooo.
NYSC / Breaking News by FaboyedeK (m ): 6:27pm
My aunty who works@NYSC just called to tell me they just
finished a meeting in Abuja and the DG said they don't have
money for about 130,000 corpers so half would go
nextweek since prospective Corp members have been
waiting and they dont want to change d date again and the
remaining half would be batch B.So not everyone would see
their call-up letter(I guess this must be a joke) all these uncle, aunty palava

babe, even my uncle that works in nysc was in the board meeting too and said that half of the corpers would get a prado jeep with three plots of land in the state of their choice...

lonngmann:

Tears curtain
Unclad male and female jump out

Lolzzz....you dey open curtain for express? You wan make trailer jam you?....

Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.

Tables nko? and shey u go olosho for the boys wey i invited? no go fall my hand o and finally shey ur ticket dey ariyatticketdotcom

Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.

no 2000 naira ticket for those wey dey trek come the naming ceremony?

Walexz02:

Yeah my 2 yuan would buy me two tickets, one for me and the other for hardie14
Keep the change uhn

So u mean ur 2 yuan can buy 2 tickets & change go even remain. Chai, I no believe u.

Fraiser, abeg come help me do this maths o. Sombori wanto cheat me 4 here because I no sabi maths. Abeg, 2yuan is equivalent to how much in Naira?
D money fit buy 2 ticket true true?

Fraiser:
DTOBS ur matter tire me o, no b u first call me darlin, I just won know wetin u dey up to ni o... Vasline? Yea I dey use am welwel o for my hair, abi e get oda tin wey u dey use am for ni, come share ur experience wit us o

me call you darling? Na Fraih I dey call darling ooooo no be you. When I no be one of THEM.

DTOBS:
Nawa ooo...see how people dey rush in LRC...


Anyways iz nothing sha!!!!

We've been expecting you people all this while...
Tomorrow own go badding gan

Tomorrow own no near Wednesday 20th... men go dey use 4G, because 3G no go gree open page...

fairlyusedpant:

babe, even my uncle that works in nysc was in the board meeting too and said that half of the corpers would get a prado jeep with three plots of land in the state of the choice...

7 virgins and national awards

Rukkyola:

DTOBs come & pay 4 ur ticket. Abi u no wan show?

Pay for wetin E b like say u mo dey hear word?.
I tell you say instead for me to carry my money come give, I go carry am go give akin alabi...

DTOBS:

me call you darling? Na Fraih I dey call darling ooooo no be you. When I no be one of THEM.

You neva ans the vaseline question

Abbeyunique2:

7 virgins and national awards

baba na xo ooo, all these fish mongers don tire person, na only dem dey work for government office

Folaibret; how re you doing brother. Long time! Contact someone at the DSA this evening and he said CUL is not yet in school.

Fraiser; guard the border wella oooo, no illegal entrant ooo.

Daudae1; please sire, what is the outcome of the BOD meeting?

Abbeyunique2:

You neva ans the vaseline question

You no dey read wella...
I said I no knowwwwww ask fraiser

Fraiser:
lol... Inlaw inlaw u dey take style style call ur inlaw olotin b dat o, o ti gbagbe wipe oro lanan... Ok no wahala... Inlaw money don enter today o... See my pocket don fat die... Infact block me for town dis eveni... Mo fe saye fun e

Call u oloti keh.....noooo...i won't even dare....

Ahhhh...bt blockin u down town will be difficult ooooo....m nd ma wife get candle night tonight....

Hw ur syd concerning the cul?

topealonso:

lol...unna don come again...

No be me ooooooooo, I see am ni ooooooooo.

SMartins1:
Tomorrow own no near Wednesday 20th... men go dey use 4G, because 3G no go gree open page...

As in....both PCMs and PCMs in view sef go follow join

Rukkyola:

Me is fine oo
Over prepare self dey worry me. Am on my way to the airport to pick up Chris Brown & wizkid. Hope u don dey prepare 2.

Lol...seriously m are ready......my wife nd i ee set to paint d place red......

Chineke! See crowd

DTOBS:

Pay for wetin E b like say u mo dey hear word?.
I tell you say instead for me to carry my money come give, I go carry am go give akin alabi...

Instead ov u 2 just talk sey u no get money so that I go dash u 1 ticket, u dey form upandan. Continue to dey form u hear. If ticket finish, OYO go be ur case!
Sha pay 4 ur wife @ least. I know she won't wanto miss out n d fun.

Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.

Congratulations ooooo

No lele.. we go show

Just keep the VVIP tickets. You know it just a little fraction from my constituency allowance.

where is the guy that wanted to send the confirmation of the funnab people seeing their CUL?

Qutyjoice:
Chineke! See crowd

Dem don reduce gan

fairlyusedpant:

no 2000 naira ticket for those wey dey trek come the naming ceremony?

Which kain 2000 naira ticket? No let me vex 4 u o. Even ninety thousand naira ticket no dey.
Well, u still fit bring ur N2000 but na u go wash plate after d party.

stlaibrowne:


Are you even in olodo oba atm?

No.

Abbeyunique2:

Tables nko? and shey u go olosho for the boys wey i invited? no go fall my hand o and finally shey ur ticket dey ariyatticketdotcom

Which one b 'olosho' again? My ticket dey my hand. U just dey make noise upandan. U never by ticket. If u wan buy, come meet me now. We have less than 3 hours to the commencement of d parry.

Rukkyola:

So u mean ur 2 yuan can buy 2 tickets & change go even remain. Chai, I no believe u.

Fraiser, abeg come help me do this maths o. Sombori wanto cheat me 4 here because I no sabi maths. Abeg, 2yuan is equivalent to how much in Naira?
D money fit buy 2 ticket true true?

2 yuan na #60. oooo wale no gbadun. he too like osho free.

Abbeyunique2:

nah beckytee o, she dey mountain self. but nah iambibi i dey follow

Hmm! no wahala. its nt even up to 2days. continu

Rukkyola:

My friendship. Where have u been since all this while now.
Today is a very wonderful day o. Am sure u are aware of the party that will be happening here 2nyt daz y u showed up among other visitors.
Hope u brought goodies along with u.

no vex ejhor, wen b d time 4 yur parry?

Rukkyola:

Instead ov u 2 just talk sey u no get money so that I go dash u 1 ticket, u dey form upandan. Continue to dey form u hear. If ticket finish, OYO go be ur case!
Sha pay 4 ur wife @ least. I know she won't wanto miss out n d fun.

Park well...
On one condition will I come; if chommieblaq sweet accept to move back in with me and we will come together...so if you know you want me to come, do your homework! Don't ask me what homework?