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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 6:43pm On Apr 18, 2016
amodu:


Rukkyola which ticket are you selling
Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by topealonso(m): 6:43pm On Apr 18, 2016
smileeey:
See what someone posted on nairaland ooooooooo.
NYSC / Breaking News by FaboyedeK (m ): 6:27pm
My aunty who works@NYSC just called to tell me they just
finished a meeting in Abuja and the DG said they don't have
money for about 130,000 corpers so half would go
nextweek since prospective Corp members have been
waiting and they dont want to change d date again and the
remaining half would be batch B.So not everyone would see
their call-up letter(I guess this must be a joke) all these uncle, aunty palava

lol...unna don come again...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:46pm On Apr 18, 2016
Chommieblaq:



You see your life.......
What I do? I saw her one the highway, gave her a free ride to her destination since we were heading the same way!!!Nothing much.
BTW; you've been giving be a headblock all this while after my chasing after you. Going with the advise of my able brother,fraiser to shun ur side,I was still ruminating on it while driving home and saw chisophia by the way side; I intend pressing forward maybe one day one day you will come back to acknowledge my sincere love for you but it seems it's not working.
So can you see that I havent gone to the extrem?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by fairlyusedpant: 6:48pm On Apr 18, 2016
smileeey:
See what someone posted on nairaland ooooooooo.
NYSC / Breaking News by FaboyedeK (m ): 6:27pm
My aunty who works@NYSC just called to tell me they just
finished a meeting in Abuja and the DG said they don't have
money for about 130,000 corpers so half would go
nextweek since prospective Corp members have been
waiting and they dont want to change d date again and the
remaining half would be batch B.So not everyone would see
their call-up letter(I guess this must be a joke) all these uncle, aunty palava
babe, even my uncle that works in nysc was in the board meeting too and said that half of the corpers would get a prado jeep with three plots of land in the state of their choice...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:48pm On Apr 18, 2016
lonngmann:

Tears curtain
Unclad male and female jump out
Lolzzz....you dey open curtain for express? You wan make trailer jam you?....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:49pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.
Tables nko? and shey u go olosho for the boys wey i invited? no go fall my hand o and finally shey ur ticket dey ariyatticketdotcom
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by fairlyusedpant: 6:49pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.
no 2000 naira ticket for those wey dey trek come the naming ceremony?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 6:49pm On Apr 18, 2016
Walexz02:

Yeah my 2 yuan would buy me two tickets, one for me and the other for hardie14 grin
Keep the change uhn cheesy
So u mean ur 2 yuan can buy 2 tickets & change go even remain. Chai, I no believe u.

Fraiser, abeg come help me do this maths o. Sombori wanto cheat me 4 here because I no sabi maths. Abeg, 2yuan is equivalent to how much in Naira?
D money fit buy 2 ticket true true?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:50pm On Apr 18, 2016
Fraiser:
DTOBS ur matter tire me o, no b u first call me darlin, I just won know wetin u dey up to ni o... Vasline? Yea I dey use am welwel o for my hair, abi e get oda tin wey u dey use am for ni, come share ur experience wit us o
shocked me call you darling? Na Fraih I dey call darling ooooo no be you. When I no be one of THEM.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 6:51pm On Apr 18, 2016
DTOBS:
Nawa ooo...see how people dey rush in LRC...


Anyways iz nothing sha!!!!

We've been expecting you people all this while...
Tomorrow own go badding gan
Tomorrow own no near Wednesday 20th... men go dey use 4G, because 3G no go gree open page...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:51pm On Apr 18, 2016
fairlyusedpant:

babe, even my uncle that works in nysc was in the board meeting too and said that half of the corpers would get a prado jeep with three plots of land in the state of the choice...
7 virgins and national awards
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:52pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

DTOBs come & pay 4 ur ticket. Abi u no wan show?
Pay for wetin E b like say u mo dey hear word?.
I tell you say instead for me to carry my money come give, I go carry am go give akin alabi...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:52pm On Apr 18, 2016
DTOBS:

shocked me call you darling? Na Fraih I dey call darling ooooo no be you. When I no be one of THEM.

You neva ans the vaseline question
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by fairlyusedpant: 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

7 virgins and national awards
baba na xo ooo, all these fish mongers don tire person, na only dem dey work for government office cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:55pm On Apr 18, 2016
Folaibret; how re you doing brother. Long time! Contact someone at the DSA this evening and he said CUL is not yet in school.

Fraiser; guard the border wella oooo, no illegal entrant ooo.

Daudae1; please sire, what is the outcome of the BOD meeting?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

You neva ans the vaseline question
You no dey read wella...
I said I no knowwwwww ask fraiser
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2016
Fraiser:
lol... Inlaw inlaw u dey take style style call ur inlaw olotin b dat o, o ti gbagbe wipe oro lanan... Ok no wahala... Inlaw money don enter today o... See my pocket don fat die... Infact block me for town dis eveni... Mo fe saye fun e
Call u oloti keh.....noooo...i won't even dare....

Ahhhh...bt blockin u down town will be difficult ooooo....m nd ma wife get candle night tonight....

Hw ur syd concerning the cul?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by smileeey(f): 6:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
topealonso:

lol...unna don come again...
No be me ooooooooo, I see am ni ooooooooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
SMartins1:
Tomorrow own no near Wednesday 20th... men go dey use 4G, because 3G no go gree open page...
As ingrin....both PCMs and PCMs in view sef go follow join
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 6:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

Me is fine oo
Over prepare self dey worry me. Am on my way to the airport to pick up Chris Brown & wizkid. Hope u don dey prepare 2.
Lol...seriously m are ready......my wife nd i ee set to paint d place red......
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:59pm On Apr 18, 2016
Chineke! See crowd
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:00pm On Apr 18, 2016
DTOBS:

Pay for wetin E b like say u mo dey hear word?.
I tell you say instead for me to carry my money come give, I go carry am go give akin alabi...
Instead ov u 2 just talk sey u no get money so that I go dash u 1 ticket, u dey form upandan. Continue to dey form u hear. If ticket finish, OYO go be ur case!
Sha pay 4 ur wife @ least. I know she won't wanto miss out n d fun.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 7:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

Ah! Uncle Amodu, where u dey since all this days? So u mean u no know sey 2day na my triplets naming ceremony. The party will begin by 10pm. Ur favourite artistes will be performing at the show.
Ticket fee, VVIP just N500,000, VIP 350,000 and IP just N100,000.
Make sure u attend & bring missOyin along.

Congratulations ooooo

No lele.. we go show

Just keep the VVIP tickets. You know it just a little fraction from my constituency allowance.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jewelinchrist07: 7:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
where is the guy that wanted to send the confirmation of the funnab people seeing their CUL?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 7:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
Qutyjoice:
Chineke! See crowd
Dem don reduce gan
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
fairlyusedpant:

no 2000 naira ticket for those wey dey trek come the naming ceremony?
Which kain 2000 naira ticket? No let me vex 4 u o. Even ninety thousand naira ticket no dey.
Well, u still fit bring ur N2000 but na u go wash plate after d party.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by AdunniIwo(f): 7:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
stlaibrowne:


Are you even in olodo oba atm?
No.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 7:06pm On Apr 18, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

Tables nko? and shey u go olosho for the boys wey i invited? no go fall my hand o and finally shey ur ticket dey ariyatticketdotcom
Which one b 'olosho' again? My ticket dey my hand. U just dey make noise upandan. U never by ticket. If u wan buy, come meet me now. We have less than 3 hours to the commencement of d parry.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 7:07pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

So u mean ur 2 yuan can buy 2 tickets & change go even remain. Chai, I no believe u.

Fraiser, abeg come help me do this maths o. Sombori wanto cheat me 4 here because I no sabi maths. Abeg, 2yuan is equivalent to how much in Naira?
D money fit buy 2 ticket true true?
2 yuan na #60. oooo wale no gbadun. he too like osho free.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 7:08pm On Apr 18, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

nah beckytee o, she dey mountain self. but nah iambibi i dey follow
Hmm! no wahala. its nt even up to 2days. continu
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by BlizzydoDo(f): 7:08pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

My friendship. Where have u been since all this while now.
Today is a very wonderful day o. Am sure u are aware of the party that will be happening here 2nyt daz y u showed up among other visitors.
Hope u brought goodies along with u.
no vex ejhor, wen b d time 4 yur parry?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:09pm On Apr 18, 2016
Rukkyola:

Instead ov u 2 just talk sey u no get money so that I go dash u 1 ticket, u dey form upandan. Continue to dey form u hear. If ticket finish, OYO go be ur case!
Sha pay 4 ur wife @ least. I know she won't wanto miss out n d fun.
Park well...
On one condition will I come; if chommieblaq sweet accept to move back in with me and we will come together...so if you know you want me to come, do your homework! Don't ask me what homework?

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