teemama20:
I wonder hw dis plc go be tomao nite....som pple go open dia eyes to see CUL by 12am

Lol.

CUL can't be out by 12am. Should be out around 8am to 10am

BlizzydoDo:
I go try my friend , nepa no wan restore light make I iron dat my sexy gown. If light com I go shop

Better carry ur clothes come iron 4 my house now. Na only our house get light 4 dis city this night. We don already pay NEPA, so they no fit take light.

smileeey:
See what someone posted on nairaland ooooooooo.
NYSC / Breaking News by FaboyedeK (m ): 6:27pm
My aunty who works@NYSC just called to tell me they just
finished a meeting in Abuja and the DG said they don't have
money for about 130,000 corpers so half would go
nextweek since prospective Corp members have been
waiting and they dont want to change d date again and the
remaining half would be batch B.So not everyone would see
their call-up letter(I guess this must be a joke) all these uncle, aunty palava

Even with the happy aura everywhere on the thread about finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, someone called Smileeey still brought this kind post from one clowny person's uncle or Aunty or grandpa or great grandma. I guess you were happy u were bringing NYSC related info abi? Now,even if this news is true,wisdom should have just told you not to post this when everyone is trying to take a breathe of fresh air,couldn't you Hv just chosen to dwell on the positive news all around and ignore this news wey fit injure person spirit? Pls tell the person that posted this on fbk to come join the 'Common sense league' .

jubrealguy:
this man.....ehn! ah neva see person wey neva get pretty face for ur front

Hahahaha you no know say our Ladies dem na like EGG?

They need and deserved to be handled with Care oo else, they become Broken, unpackable and thus depreciate unwillingly in both our and/or their Salvage Value

Rukkyola:

Daz ma love.
*runs towards him to give him a peck*
Darling I yaf missed u. Hope d traffic in the street wasn't harsh on u on ur way here. The family of GC & visitors are here to celebrate our children's birth.
**whispering**
Sweetheart, i yam thinking we should name our children, Sent4rukky, Rukky4sent & 4sentrukky. What do u think?

Wow, I am impressed....Kudos Rukayyah.

LogoDWhiz:


I don't need to get a ticket.

Make I cancel d event?


Just a phone call

Chai! Ur excellency sir, am on my knees, u don't have to pay 4 any ticket sir. In fact, u can bring as many friends as u want with u sir. The VVIP table will be reserved 4 u sir.
It will b a great pleasure to have on the occasion.
Please don't cancel d event. Ejhor!

LogoDWhiz:
Chai..

This traffic is really high..

Pressy. I greet u.

Rukkyola:

Daz ma love.
*runs towards him to give him a peck*
Darling I yaf missed u. Hope d traffic in the street wasn't harsh on u on ur way here. The family of GC & visitors are here to celebrate our children's birth.
**whispering**
Sweetheart, i yam thinking we should name our children, Sent4rukky, Rukky4sent & 4sentrukky. What do u think?

*Hug my wife passionately*

i'v missed u2 dear. D traffic was terrible buh thank God im here wit u.

Is like u ar seeing through my heart, those are the names i have in mind.
Im nt suprise tho, u are such an intelligent wife( that is ur selling point)

*whispering to my darling*

Babe u knw some people are not happy about our happiness, buh who cares. We'll rock this city 2geda 4reva.. Muuaah.

Hi GC....what happens to those earlier deployed to Texas and New York, Shouldn't their visa be ready by now?

Brimmie:
[size=20]Nawa o! So una don dey invite una selves go BBM and WhatsApp?? Choi! I haff carry last finally! QutyJoice my Love.. iAmBibi my Bae.. Fraih my Queen.. BlizzyDodo my Angel.. Oya make una connect with me on BBM na? I'm in love with y'all! [/size]

Lol....Paddy how are you jor? Not in love with you tho

Rukkyola:

Chai! Ur excellency sir, am on my knees, u don't have to pay 4 any ticket sir. In fact, u can bring as many friends as u want with u sir. The VVIP table will be reserved 4 u sir.
It will b a great pleasure to have on the occasion.
Please don't cancel d event. Ejhor!

Nice one. U just dey act normal now.

Don't worry.
I'll be there with my ever beautiful and elegant wife merikims

amodu:


Wow, I am impressed....Kudos Rukayyah.

Thanks Senator abi na Minister.

Rukkyola:

Chai! Ur excellency sir, am on my knees, u don't have to pay 4 any ticket sir. In fact, u can bring as many friends as u want with u sir. The VVIP table will be reserved 4 u sir.
It will b a great pleasure to have on the occasion.
Please don't cancel d event. Ejhor!

And me should pay
You don't understand what they call diplomatic train abi?...so far Presy is getting the ticket free and VVIP seat then me too must get the ticket free as the DG...

Oyehomie:

Hey..gbogbo EKSU ni o......hiss bak to bak.....
Hw far....

My padi. I greet u.

clementy117:
Hi GC....what happens to those earlier deployed to Texas and New York, Shouldn't their visa be ready by now?

Definitely. Their own date for orientation camping is different

IghravweIG:
Pressy. I greet u.

Powerful senator. I hail o.

i beg wer dauda1 ***lookin upandan*** com n give us d leatest news about NYSC BOD metin abeg
coz na only ur remour dey bcome true fr GC..
**I DOFF MY CAP SIR**

Qutyjoice:


Lol baby

Yes darling

wittyemi:
Even with the happy aura everywhere on the thread about finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, someone called Smileeey still brought this kind post from one clowny person's uncle or Aunty or grandpa or great grandma. I guess you were happy u were bringing NYSC related info abi? Now,even if this news is true,wisdom should have just told you not to post this when everyone is trying to take a breathe of fresh air,couldn't you Hv just chosen to dwell on the positive news all around and ignore this news wey fit injure person spirit? Pls tell the person that posted this on fbk to come join the 'Common sense league' .

True talk....spot on

IghravweIG:

My padi. I greet u.

Run away padi...lol..ya welcm bk
...nd i respond oooooo

Rukkyola:

Thanks Senator abi na Minister.

.. Lolz.. We want to start with Red Carpet ooooooooooooooooo

Rukkyola:

Better carry ur clothes come iron 4 my house now. Na only our house get light 4 dis city this night. We don already pay NEPA, so they no fit take light.

Lols, ok nw yuu wan embarras mi ni? Hu tell yuu say Fraiser & I no de pay NEPA?

Neva d less I go try

Where is Shammak and Fraih.

wittyemi:
Even with the happy aura everywhere on the thread about finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, someone called Smileeey still brought this kind post from one clowny person's uncle or Aunty or grandpa or great grandma. I guess you were happy u were bringing NYSC related info abi? Now,even if this news is true,wisdom should have just told you not to post this when everyone is trying to take a breathe of fresh air,couldn't you Hv just chosen to dwell on the positive news all around and ignore this news wey fit injure person spirit? Pls tell the person that posted this on fbk to come join the 'Common sense league' .

social media has not only given voice to the voiceless, but also to senseless and silly. This case is a classical case. Wittyemi, I posted his moniker so you can get across to him yourself.

IghravweIG:
Where is Shammak and Fraih.

Urhobo brother how are you?

Oyehomie:

Run away padi...lol..ya welcm bk
...nd i respond oooooo

no mind me jawe
How ur side na. and ur wife Qutyjoice.

dapaiks:
i beg wer dauda1 ***lookin upandan*** com n give us d leatest news about NYSC BOD metin abeg
coz na only ur remour dey bcome true fr GC..
**I DOFF MY CAP SIR**

LMAO....

LogoDWhiz:



Nice one. U just dey act normal now.

Don't worry.
I'll be there with my ever beautiful and elegant wife merikims

yes ur excellency sir
**in my mind**
I will make sure i add rat poison to his food. He thinks he can just cheat on me and go freely. Ur excellency my foot!

Qutyjoice:


Urhobo brother how are you?

ah! My padi beautiful wife.
I have been good o.
Was just asking about u from ur husby.
How are u too?

smileeey:
social media has not only given voice to the voiceless, but also to senseless and silly. This case is a classical case. Wittyemi, I posted his moniker so you can get across to him yourself.

* looks for ignore button, finds it and I click Ignore.

IghravweIG:

ah! My padi beautiful wife.
I have been good o.
Was just asking about u from ur husby.
How are u too?

Hehehe, (walking in d spirit together)lol....Am gud...Waiting for call up letter like this