ABB1:



Te soju e jo eyan mi... I like this your baba riga o,

yea padimi mo ti n te soju e lowo lowo, to ba te eti sele wa gbo bo se n dun... Oya je ko ma lo be...

Rukkyola:

I don already send some boys come ur shop. Dem dey road. Help me pack plenty paraga give them. I go pay u after naming. Thanks 4 ur cooperation!

no no no, no credit today come bk tomoro

BlizzydoDo:
welcm back hon, yuu av been missed by mua as well...hope say yuu carry goodies com 4 mi b4 diz smile go change?

Goodies plenty oo. I nova loose my bag Sha.

Rukkyola:

I don already send some boys come ur shop. Dem dey road. Help me pack plenty paraga give them. I go pay u after naming. Thanks 4 ur cooperation!

no no no, no credit today come bk tomoro

Kbs468:

Hahahaha you no know say our Ladies dem na like EGG?

They need and deserved to be handled with Care oo else, they become Broken, unpackable and thus depreciate unwillingly in both our and/or their Salvage Value

OSHEY!!!! awon graduate gangan re

Shammak:

Spixytinxy, omo'jo mi
Tsup with you

Wow, is dis really u? Mo gud n u. Av misd u like kilode

ABB1:


I can see you sterring at me like who's this guy and what is he doing at my parry... you no give me IV... but with paddy mi faiser nobody fit stand me up for this place, just no even call that bouncer if you no want make we scatter here

If no b sey Fraiser be my MC 2day, I 4 sey make bouncer throway the 2 ov una. I heard him calling my kids dolls.
Anyway, allow me 2 concentrate, Olamide is performing.

spixytinxy:
ahn ahn fraiser kilode na, se na me say mk blizzydodo divorce u ni, y u wan scatter my peaceful home

dem no tell u say karma no dey waste time again? i don forget wen u bn wan skata my home sef

Rukkyola:
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO MAKE MONEY IN CAMP
Firstly, for you to engage in any kind of business in camp, you will have to register with the camp officials. The amount you will be charged for depends on the kind of business you want to set up in camp. Once your registration has been approved, then you are free to go on with your business in camp without any form of harassment.

1. Selling of food & drinks. ( spixytinxy, Iya paraga, I no sey make u carry ogogoro go dey sell for camp o. I mean soft drinks. I know u are hardworking & don't depend much on kbs468. Make money when u get to camp.)

2. Photocopying service.

3.Taking photographs/photo shots. ( iambibi, the reporter, I c u are good with camera, u can switch job in the mean time. Jubrealguy won't b there to give u money o)

4. Phone calls & battery charging kiosk.

5. Film video business. ( Oga Abbeyunique2, minister of amebo, u can engage in this, by video covering the camp activities and selling them in disk or dashing them out to people)

6. Laundry services

7. Mending torn clothes & Shoes. ( Fraiser, I hear sey u b shoemaker, u can continue ur business n camp)

8. Browsing configuration. ( Ur excellency LogoDWhiz, heard u are computer scientist, don't feel too pompous, coz nobody will regard u as d president in camp, configure phones, laptop & whatever in camp & make ur dough in camp if u know how to do it.)

9. Selling inspirational books & offering unique services
( Aunty fraih & brother crobboy, I heard u like books & u know many ov them. U can sell books n camp & make some cool cash)

10. Video & games viewing centres ( Oga sirguy542 & Darey00, I heard u discussing games yesterday when u were supposed to be discussing NYSC related matter. U can set up a video & games viewing centre when u get to camp & make some money.

c dis one ooo, who tell u say dem ni dey sell paraga for camp, omo wherever I go my paraga goeth as well

jubrealguy:
lolz.....make belle still dey sweet u ooo.......Bouncers dey come......lol

who b that bouncer? them nor get old man picture 4 dia hux

Fraiser:
walex I see u my man, I wish u a blissful week full of gudnews bro...

Amen and you too.

jubrealguy:
OSHEY!!!! awon graduate gangan re

CROBBOY:


I see, no wonder he could throw up such a party for you. But with that mood sent4rina is beginning to exhibit there, I am beginning to think his pocket is drying up.

I pity your camping ambition

Pocket dry ke, no think am abeg. Money wey dey our house fit feed d whole city 4 five years no bi fumble.

Walexz02:
CROBBOY I understand your plight because this people have failed us many times, but then, isn't it better we hear good news like this form them and have hope that some day some thing +ve might pop up.... At least I can sleep this night reminiscing on the +ve news I read about nysc on Nairaland today. Shey u get?

Yea!

I am not an antagonist of good news. Afterall, if corpers allowance is increased within our service year it'll all be to our benefit.

But there is a difference between wishful thinking, hope, believe and statement of fact. The country's economic position at the moment should guide you on the kind of believe you should sustain which can likely see the light any sooner. Or are you thinking the 6 billion dollars deal Baba just signed in China was specifically for NYSC

I was only reacting to your statement: "Dem wan increase allawee o" which has been a long standing saga for years.

All the same, if you are interested in having good feelings while reminiscing on positive things, why not patronise Rukkyola's event

Na wa o, see Spixytinxy and her paraga friends for Rukky's baby ceremony...I really can't deal.

CROBBOY:


I see, no wonder he could throw up such a party for you. But with that mood sent4rina is beginning to exhibit there, I am beginning to think his pocket is drying up.

I pity your camping ambition

Lol! Ur thoughts are wrong. My sent4rina is stressed up daz y u think he is moody. His pockets are full to the ultimate. We have got too much money.
I will spend extravagantly n camp.
But abeg o, don't come & burgle our home o. We don't keep money @ home. Our money is kept n d bank.

*grabed d mic*

Hello ladies and gentlemen... I am very grateful for...

*phone ringing*

excuse me please i will be right back...

spixytinxy:
ahn ahn fraiser kilode na, se na me say mk blizzydodo divorce u ni, y u wan scatter my peaceful home

madam tatafo welcm back, get yur rumors right o

Sent4rina:
*grabed d mic*
Hello ladies and gentlemen... I am very grateful for...
*phone ringing*
excuse me please i will be right back...

yuu neva ready o So yuu plan 2 kip yur guest waiting ahbi

Rukkyola:

My friendship. Where have u been since all this while now.
Today is a very wonderful day o. Am sure u are aware of the party that will be happening here 2nyt daz y u showed up among other visitors.
Hope u brought goodies along with u.

I've been around oo. Not around here Sha.
I'm not aware of the celebration sef
You been dissappear too Sha. I come dae worry say Rukkyola no dae show here. Nice being here again

Rukkyola:

Lol! Ur thoughts are wrong. My sent4rina is stressed up daz y u think he is moody. His pockets are full to the ultimate. We have got too much money.
I will spend extravagantly n camp.
But abeg o, don't come & burgle our home o. We don't keep money @ home. Our money is kept n d bank.

na all night person go com do again 4 ya naming?

Oya every body calm down,,, dj je ko wa le... My own personal sugar mummy potatoe madam spixytinxy iyalaje ti wole wa... Eyin eruku e kuro lona, make she dey enter lyk dat... Where dem my sure bois jubrealguy, abbeyunique2, ABB1, adusco I dey see u, sirguy542, aghans, Smartins1, wittyemi wia u dey, terrymason I dey see u oya make una com dis syd party won dey hot now, iyalaje don pack botus enter for bois, gbogbo aye fe ma sele... Rukkyola wetin happen na, na rice nd beef u talk sey u go cuk for dis party na... Na beans I dey see wey dem dey serve lyk dis... DJ je ko wale si... Abeg wey d pikin fada make hin go bring name com give dem alaafa na... Sent4rina, stainlink, eddikisses1 oya make una come contribute una name o... Den alaafa don dey dey para o.... Omo mehn see d way everybody just dey flex dey enjoy, make una dey enjoy dey go, d namin na community effort of three fadas so enof beans full ground everywhere... Oya next tin on d program now na to com annoint d triplet head wit paraga nd regal drygin.... After dat we go announce dia name... Dj o ya gbe soke... Give me shoki by lil kesh... Awon omo ibeta yi gbodo ja...

Fraiser:
Alhassanu I greet u boss, longest tym where hav u been na... Hope u dey make sense sha

Making sef na compulsory for this period na... Else person fit lose head.
How u been dae

Where is my darling sirguy542

Fraiser:
Yea yea entry into d party in my blue babaringa nd my bata sanda... I can see everywhere bubblin already... Guest re well seated in various attire, wao I can see all men came wit dia handbag... Dj doin wonderful job dia... Dj qutyjoice I dey feel u... D kyn music wey dj dey play I doubt if na namin we dey... Waa fe ku laleyi by reminsce ni mo n gbo yi menh... MC iambibi I see u babe... Nice intro dia... Now I can see d better up dia in dia basket doin fyn bur wait o den no dey shake body since o, hope no b tedder bear rukkyola nd her husband package for dia sha... Dj quty oya bring it down... Den d alaafa don dey enter den no dey dis kyn music wey u dey play... Special recognition goes to d pressy nd d first lady... Oya make una com to d hightable, our able minister Kbs468 u r welcom.. Crobboy nd his wife I see u... Wait o why all d women for here com bring nylon bag na, I never sabi una vision o... Yea my nigga jubrealguy nd abbeyunique2 wetin dey happen, na 10th coke wey una go dey drink b dis.. Abeg make una allow oda guest see coke drink o... My beautyful darlin blizzydoDo nd my angel marvluv i luv d way u are both chattin nd laffin wit each oda... DJ cute oya loud it, continue d reminisce... *Alabirin emi ati re soro ife ode n se fala folo... wafe ku laleyi, ma te soju e lalleyi....*

Yo! Yo!! Yo!!! See people feeling Gbedu wey dey burst brain....Bro this your dressing make sense o

Alhassanu:


Goodies plenty oo. I nova loose my bag Sha.

Make I no hear story sha 4 my own share

spixytinxy:
no no no, no credit today come bk tomoro

Hope sey u don c urself 4 d picture wey qutyjoice help us upload. U fit chop pounded yam with ur big stomach but u no fit give me drinks on credit

Kbs468:

Welcome back Alhaji Uthman Dan Fodio but not from the UNIVERSITY ooo so that Iambibi no go begin ask questions or query me oo

Not from the University but my spirit was there.
It was the sch I longed for. I still love it sef.

jubrealguy:
what are friends for...... wait! I never see Oyehomie, no tell me say u dey plan grace today occasion without ma nicca

Oyehomie is around now, him dey inside car...Coming soon, chilax...Yu should know I no fit come without him

Pa Frasier & iambibi una too much...
Cynnny love oya let's go inside and show them how to do it..

Rukkyola:

Lol! Ur thoughts are wrong. My sent4rina is stressed up daz y u think he is moody. His pockets are full to the ultimate. We have got too much money.
I will spend extravagantly n camp.
But abeg o, don't come & burgle our home o. We don't keep money @ home. Our money is kept n d bank.

**whispering to my bae*

They are envy us i guess.

Rukkyola and sent4rina this ur parry make sense o, thank you for having I and my hubby sirguy542 here o. I can see ur triplets are shining. u have cute babies o