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Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Wyttcat: 2:08am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Hmm! I thought men love cowgirl and ladies love the Xclip. Xclip is the most rewarding jare, not the ones you still have to use your finger after someone thinks his mission has been successful. |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by lawrenzi(m): 2:08am On Apr 20, 2016 |
This is sooo funny... Nigerians are blessed with sense of Humour whalai! |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by derecho(m): 2:33am On Apr 20, 2016 |
OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL DATE: WEDNESDAY 20TH APRIL 2016 THEME: A BETRAYER? MEMORISE: But behold, the hand of him that betrayeth me is with me on the table. Luke 22:21 READ: Luke 22:19-23 19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me. 20 Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you. 21 But, behold, the hand of him that betrayeth me is with me on the table. 22 And truly the Son of man goeth, as it was determined: but woe unto that man by whom he is betrayed! 23 And they began to enquire among themselves, which of them it was that should do this thing. MESSAGE: A betrayer is a covenant breaker and there is danger in being a covenant breaker (Romans 1:31). A betrayer is someone who knows the secret of the strong and/or the weak point of an individual through an intimate relationship and leaks or exposes it to that individual’s opponent. A typical example of a betrayer is Judas Iscariot. Reading the story of the betrayal of Jesus Christ will teach us many lessons. Firstly, the fact that someone is close to you does not mean he or she cannot betray you. As a matter of fact, it is the closeness that fosters the idea of betrayal. Hardly could a casual acquaintance be guilty of betrayal because there is hardly any secret to divulge. Secondly, a betrayal is a killer and so a betrayer is murderous. “Yet stiff-necked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye. Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? And they have slain them which showed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers.” Acts 7:51-52 The Bible describes a betrayer as someone who reveals secrets (Proverbs 11:13). Proverbs 26:22 says “The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost part of the belly.” Betrayal is not a Christian virtue. Before the Almighty God, it attracts a “capital punishment” as it is written: “But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe unto the world because of offences! For it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!” Matthew 18:6-7 Beloved of God, let us not be caught-up with the spirit of the end-time as predicted by apostle Paul in his writings about the characteristics of the perilous times, when there will be blasphemers, boasters, trucebreakers, false accusers, despisers of godliness, traitors, and lovers of pleasures than lovers of God. I pray that as many as have been caught in these deadly habits shall be delivered today in Jesus’ name. PRAYER POINT: Father, deliver me from the spirit of betrayal; don’t let me end up like Judas Iscariot in Jesus’ name. BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: 2 Samuel 18:1-19:15 and Proverbs 13:1-14 AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE HYMN 2: O JESUS, I HAVE PROMISED. 1. O Jesus, I have promised, To serve Thee to the end; Be Thou forever near me, My Master and my Friend; I shall not fear the battle If Thou art by my side, Nor wander from the pathway If Thou wilt be my Guide. 2. Oh, let me feel Thee near me; The world is ever near; I see the sights that dazzle, The tempting sounds I hear; My foes are ever near me, Around me and within; But, Jesus, draw Thou nearer, 3. And shield my soul from sin. Oh, let me hear Thee speaking, In accents clear and still, Above the storms of passion, The murmurs of self-will; Oh, speak to reassure me, To hasten, or control; Oh, speak, and make me listen, Thou Guardian of my soul. 4. O Jesus, Thou hast promised To all who follow Thee That where Thou art in glory There shall Thy servant be; And Jesus, I have promised To serve Thee to the end; Oh, give me grace to follow, My Master and my Friend. 5. Oh, let me see Thy footmarks, And in them plant mine own; My hope to follow duly Is in Thy strength alone. Oh, guide me, call me, draw me, Uphold me to the end; And then to rest receive me, My Savior and my Friend. 5 Likes |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Nobody: 3:14am On Apr 20, 2016 |
:PTeam doggy!! |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by VickyRotex(f): 3:19am On Apr 20, 2016 |
victme1: CEO of an Organization ni. |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Mayflowa(m): 3:32am On Apr 20, 2016 |
P nubian999: That style is actually called 'standing' |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Nobody: 3:35am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Mayflowa(m): 3:41am On Apr 20, 2016 |
nubian999: Hmmm. I know. But so many people do so many style but can't find word to call it. There is wheelbarrow,spooning, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, scissors, ladygirl, driving etc ![]() |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Nobody: 3:45am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Mayflowa: hahahaha see pro! I am a Christian so I only do the Missionary ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by emeasyy(m): 3:53am On Apr 20, 2016 |
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Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by BioXtraOrganics: 4:30am On Apr 20, 2016 |
defashan: That guy doesn't seem like an easterner to me. |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by queenfav(f): 4:43am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Mayflowa:Na u be d real MVP..i hail! |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by queenfav(f): 4:44am On Apr 20, 2016 |
dmola:Thanks... |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by securi: 4:44am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Not just 1 person HateU2: |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by gunpoint(m): 4:48am On Apr 20, 2016 |
VickyRotex:Apart from CEO, whats yours? |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Roseey0(f): 4:48am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Touch your toe ![]() Monkey Back... Na n.a. same thing. I didn't know it was this effective. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by securi: 5:00am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Hahahaha such a coincidence, it's really funny, the guy that made a post above you is asking for any nairalander that can give him a doggy and here you are telling him to watzap you. kaduto: |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by repogirl(f): 5:05am On Apr 20, 2016 |
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Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by jayrock(m): 5:12am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Africans and moral, that's who we are.... but i tink the organ pie, sphinx, spider seat, crossbow, galloping stallion, passive missionary, 69 deluxe etc are all memorable style DAT will mk u dance to rihanna song... gaga hu lalala... gaga hu lalaaa and don't forget the Mouth Action ![]() |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by 989900: 5:28am On Apr 20, 2016 |
That was some comic relief ![]() ![]() ![]() What happened to standing, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, scissors, spooning; spice things up people, will ya? ![]() |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by francondu: 5:37am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Haha |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Ademoore07(m): 5:54am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Lalastica... Wetin be ur style sef ![]() |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by jayceekaJ(f): 5:57am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Omg! I'm dead! Laugh my ass off!!!. The guy talking about Buhari tho.. Lol |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Shubbylee(m): 6:00am On Apr 20, 2016 |
HateU2: Its the babes like you they were forming so they won't say they're BAD girls or dem too like Prick |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Shubbylee(m): 6:06am On Apr 20, 2016 |
HateU2: See ur mouth!! Y are u surprised? U no be babe?! |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Nobody: 6:06am On Apr 20, 2016 |
"bend down and select" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() btw why were all those old men claiming that they're virgins. who do they think they're fooling ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Shubbylee(m): 6:07am On Apr 20, 2016 |
merrycent: Yinmu!! If u see prick now u go run, See ur mouth like pepeye own!! |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Shubbylee(m): 6:11am On Apr 20, 2016 |
queenfav: Lmaaaooooo!! Too much porn |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Shubbylee(m): 6:12am On Apr 20, 2016 |
MissGdope: Many guys/men are virgins oo!! Don't dull |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Brimstone1: 6:21am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Lolz |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by Mayflowa(m): 6:21am On Apr 20, 2016 |
queenfav: Lol. See title for me! I dey learn. I am only in lightweight category. |
Re: Favourite Sex Positions In Bed - Nigerians Respond (Very Hilarious Video) by juman(m): 6:21am On Apr 20, 2016 |
Funny. ![]() ![]() |
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