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Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 7:38pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Just for fun. I remember last time I beat a friend of mine mercilessly about 6:0 (FIFA) and he was like, 'Emma, you know I've not eaten since morning', he ate came back and was 'retrashed'. I also have this guy who always complains about referees being biased and I'm like 'so I don pay the ref abi?'. Just trying to cool off the brain after a long hectic day. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Ayatul(m): 7:43pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
I beat my younger broda 8-2 on Winning eleven and he was like you have decrease my players efficiency. They ain't running! 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Boyoski09: 7:46pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
"I never warm up" 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Ayatul:Lol... I've been told that too, I use Dortmund and I kick asses of bigger teams like Barca and Madrid, I was told I edited the team which ain't possible in FIFA 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 7:52pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Boyoski09:Lmaoo 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
''na u hold master pad na'' ''my mind no dey d game sef..oya lets rematch'' ''mehn, b like say dis pad don get fault '' 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 7:57pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Boyoski09:Lmaoo |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by gbadenor(m): 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
be like u don bride ref |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by vickvan(m): 8:09pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
I won my younger brother in a bike race (down hill) and he was like, i thought i was the one controlling the first pad. My laughter almost made him smash the pad. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
I beat ma frnd 7 straight games ystrdy. during d game he was continuously complaining abt d pad.... kk we exchanged pads, then I beat him anoda 3 straight.... we were playing d 4th of which I was already 5 up. him1. first half , suddenly he jus dropped d pad lying DAT. HE NO DEY FORM...ehn... I JUS GET TEMPORARY WINNING STREAK... GAME NO DEY HIM BODY... etc the niqqa no dey agree say I beta pass am.. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 8:39pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
After trashing one of my niggas 5 times in a row he said. "You get luck, na because of this headache and besides I never chao.. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by HomieQuan(m): 8:48pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
"my pad is not good" |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 8:54pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Lol There are so many excuses I've heard my friend used and used myself that I can't even remember all - My heart is not in it - The light is affecting my eyes - The pad is faulty - I have headache - I was just joking - I'm hungry. One even said I was controlling the game meself LOL 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by AyamBlaze: 11:27pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
I remember trashing my roomie back to back when we was playing PES16 on lappy. After a while, he was like, "u don dey do this ur /ojoro/ sliding tackles again abi? The game no even sweet me again sef". Another day, he was like, "u dey score anyhow because na u dey use d analog pad" I still feel sorry for him 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Gebbson007(m): 11:31pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
"u self no Na ,Na cux I no wear ma jersey cm .u self no Na." I lv winning eleven dey Dnt score stupid goals dre Nt Lyk PES. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Mediapace: 11:33pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
In yoruba " Ó bó sí o lówó ni" i go be like ::: 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 12:03am On Apr 21, 2016 |
I still remember beating my roommate 8:0 and from that day, he started keeping malice with me, me wey no send. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by nerdfrost(m): 12:05am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Jacksonville:. No 3 epic.. That's what's my niggas say every damn time |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by marshalcarter: 12:11am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Lwkmd...sum ppl sabi add salt and sugar to lie sha....dem never beat u b4 wen u gve excuse oo...na u dey always win nd na dem dey gve una xcuse....well....keep the lies rolling Lynus titilie ashiku |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by marshalcarter: 12:14am On Apr 21, 2016 |
vickvan:Lwkm.....me dey do ma bro dis tin...nd bks of dat...he'll shift faaaaaar away from me...me go cum be lyk..ayaf vezz its tym for brutality...he go still beat me put jara untop una wey sabi win pesin...I hate all of una 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by dddrexjr(m): 12:15am On Apr 21, 2016 |
pad get fault
I'm sleepy
your team is stronger than mine
the one wey vex me pass na "i just allowed you to win"
i be like nigga What the? 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by ehix89(m): 12:52am On Apr 21, 2016 |
I just dey watch ur hand......you shld be a watchman brov, this referee dhey favour you....haba ontop programmed console, you well sef, I just dhey study ur formation...eeee see dis one dhey form Mourinho oo ........You die well, I go kee you ontop this game today 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Harshirama(m): 6:29am On Apr 21, 2016 |
i remember how one of my roomates was given 13-0 on pes, he was like "sincerely,i wasnt playing to win,he was playing with agression". 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 6:49am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Gebbson007:winning eleven and pes are one of the same. just different names |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Rexhenrex(m): 6:55am On Apr 21, 2016 |
God bless you...lmao if you know how hard u made me laugh this morning. my friend wiped me 6:1 i told him av not eaten thats why. then we bought and prepared spaghetti after which he gave me a flawless 11:0 win that guy got no chill o(he is a nairalander sef hope he won't come and laugh me) emitoz: Just for fun. I remember last time I beat a friend of mine mercilessly about 6:0 (FIFA) and he was like, 'Emma, you know I've not eaten since morning', he ate came back and was 'retrashed'. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by iykekelvins(m): 7:36am On Apr 21, 2016 |
I used Madrid to beat my friend in a game, He was using Barca. Baba talk say na because I dey use madrid say Cr7 get speed, say make I use barca. No lele, I use barca still thrash d guy 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Frei(m): 7:50am On Apr 21, 2016 |
My younger bro defeated 4-1 in FIFA "I was like mtcheeew my mind no dey this game jor, na that stuff dad discussed with us dey my mind....... 2days after na 6 - 0 hin chop.... he was like "my pad dey seize..... haha 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 8:18am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Rexhenrex:Lmaoo, I hope he sees this... Na to dey jest you all day. |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Nobody: 8:59am On Apr 21, 2016 |
nerdfrost:lol |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by dayojags10(m): 9:22am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Boyoski09:I second that. Cause I also use it at times, but is almost true when I tell folks I never warm up. I miss playing PES with my bestie Henry(he is the only guy that would made me say I never warm up). |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by hkidola00(m): 10:06am On Apr 21, 2016 |
emitoz:hahaaaa, malice on top game, stop lying |
Re: Guys, What Are The Lamest Excuses Your Friends Give When You Beat Them In Games by Kaylexzy(m): 10:28am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Geheeheehee. Excuses plenty nao. I dey give excuses, my pals sef dey give. Playing FIFA and losing, u hear excuses like "Dis pad is bad, dat girl dat jex passed in front of d TV jex distracted me, u don edit d team Abi?, u dey use ojoro team, Shebi today na Ur day nao etc" and d winner would be like "Shey u need flash drive make u record Ur comments and complaints, next time I'm playing FIFA jex put Ur hand behind u and politely ask if u should be allowed to play cos we be Ur Bros for hia." |
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