Jayooluwa:

wait, wat xactly did yhu sense?

that you are a Male Faking to b a Female.

Kai, is like yhu ple don misunderstand, i googled Jay newton's name!! Am nt a male guy! Na by force

Jayooluwa:
which fine?

For impost of course

Olusanya333:
These recurring disappointing acts make suspicious the evil intent of the admission body which reasoned I supposed is all about finding a way to deny many freshers admission.

Since information is power, keeping the freshers in darkness as to when is when and why the why will sure grant the body admissible way of denying and transferring admissions of people whom the uploading will take at surprise to a supposed preferred prospective candidates.

Even a look at the said proposed academic calendar clearly put in light the closed open agenda of the authority in making no provision for online registration. An omission? Thinking it as such, pardon me, is stupidity. Talks not rumour has it that the school consider us to be too many, and if possible— which is subjective, they would find a way to cut the wing.


Well, for all who are tired of writing JAMB again I suggest you all find a good network that delivers quality internet access and do a monthly subscription. Because it won't be funny to wake up one morning and see news that registration is over.

A word they say is enough for the wise but these day there is need for reiteration.

seriously.. what a waste!!

it was nicely composed buh all said is vague unrealistic falsified news

Get something clear, OAU will never admit more students than it can accommodate..

And that's FacT!!

It's a pity we facing this registration issue but atleast u certainly sure when the time is right you will resume

patience is key bruh.

Olusanya333:
For impost of course

kai, broda Sanya tinks he's right. Anyway am nt surprised, dere's ntn like men's instinct.
Horeofe!!! Yhur help needed, abeg wat is yhur sixth sense (woman's instinct) tellin yhu abt my gender?

Jayooluwa:

kai, broda Sanya tinks he's right. Anyway am nt surprised, dere's ntn like men's instinct.
Horeofe!!! Yhur help needed, abeg wat is yhur sixth sense (woman's instinct) tellin yhu abt my gender?

i fink d issue z amusing...al d piple arguin dat u r nt a female,z it der female?

horeofe:
i fink d issue z amusing...al d piple arguin dat u r nt a female,z it der female?

*relieved sigh* i tot yhu were goin to abandon me, i was already sweatin
'z it der female'
abeg i no understand d quoted above

SHISUI:


seriously.. what a waste!!

it was nicely composed buh all said is vague unrealistic falsified news

Get something clear, OAU will never admit more students than it can accommodate..

And that's FacT!!

It's a pity we facing this registration issue but atleast u certainly sure when the time is right you will resume

patience is key bruh.

In the realm of uncertainty impossibilities is out of territory. And permit the pleasure, the word "never" itself has been proven times without number a word of no numerical value, subjected to pressure and influence which put in question your emphasis on the word never.

Speaking of vagueness and romantic falsification, is it an expression of possibilities bordering on presume assumptions of analytical fact or the simplistic idea of anything unofficial? The latter? The next paragraph puts that in question.

Weeks ago there were talks of possible postponement of resumption,a derivation of presume presumptions and assumed assumptions which few optimistic self here categorized as vague and of course as well, falsified but events of the past days affirmed these things to be true.

In same line of reasoning, with intents and motive of writing in mind, reasoning information starvation a way of denying freshers admission in favour of preferable choices is a possibility not out of the territory remembering that, the purpose of the piece is to keep freshers on guard and in touch with information whenever they are released.

But then, you don baff?

Jayooluwa:

kai, broda Sanya tinks he's right. Anyway am nt surprised, dere's ntn like men's instinct.
Horeofe!!! Yhur help needed, abeg wat is yhur sixth sense (woman's instinct) tellin yhu abt my gender?

Go and pay your fine jhor

Olusanya333:


In the realm of uncertainty impossibilities is out of territory. And permit the pleasure, the word "never" itself has been proven times without number a word of no numerical value, subjected to pressure and influence which put in question your emphasis on the word never.

Speaking of vagueness and romantic falsification, is it an expression of possibilities bordering on presume assumptions of analytical fact or the simplistic idea of anything unofficial? The latter? The next paragraph puts that in question.

Weeks ago there were talks of possible postponement of resumption,a derivation of presume presumptions and assumed assumptions which few optimistic self here categorized as vague and of course as well, falsified but events of the past days affirmed these things to be true.

In same line of reasoning, with intents and motive of writing in mind, reasoning information starvation a way of denying freshers admission in favour of preferable choices is a possibility not out of the territory remembering that, the purpose of the piece is to keep freshers on guard and in touch with information whenever they are released.

But then, you don baff?

All this big grammer self! So wats ur point. If they admit all of us den dey ve facilities to maintain no of student admitted, if dey need 2000 dey won't admit 2500. Oau is just wasting tym becos of d leave

Remita has opened.

Jayooluwa:

*relieved sigh* i tot yhu were goin to abandon me, i was already sweatin
'z it der female'
abeg i no understand d quoted above

lol,i tink z lyk sayin y r dey getin workd up ova sumtin dat z of no cost 2 them..i meant dat r dey d owner of d female dat dey r nw arguin endlezly.

Olusanya333:
Go and pay your fine jhor

for wetin?? Am nt a male guy. Guy accept dat yhu ar wrong

Olusanya333:
Go and pay your fine jhor

for wetin?? Am nt a male guy. Guy accept dat yhu ar wrong

Larrah:
All this big grammer self! So wats ur point. If they admit all of us den dey ve facilities to maintain no of student admitted, if dey need 2000 dey won't admit 2500. Oau is just wasting tym becos of d leave

Point is, Stay online.

horeofe:
lol,i tink z lyk sayin y r dey getin workd up ova sumtin dat z of no cost 2 them..i meant dat r dey d owner of d female dat dey r nw arguin endlezly.

hahaha, abi oh.

Jayooluwa:

for wetin?? Am nt a male guy. Guy accept dat yhu ar wrong

Lol...... that's masculine.


Anyway, you are male guy until proven otherwise

Larrah:
All this big grammer self! So wats ur point. If they admit all of us den dey ve facilities to maintain no of student admitted, if dey need 2000 dey won't admit 2500. Oau is just wasting tym becos of d leave

abi na

RRR now available on e-portal.

Larrah:
All this big grammer self! So wats ur point. If they admit all of us den dey ve facilities to maintain no of student admitted, if dey need 2000 dey won't admit 2500. Oau is just wasting tym becos of d leave

Thanks so much..

I still fail to comprehend why bruh sanya can comfortably understand that he was simple beating run the bush: draw circles round the obvious point..


OAU wouldn't give u admission if they plan to reverse it in future, they would preferably not offer you admission atall.


BTW this u "EPP" sh*t is only used by retards.

someone sings a song next thing u pick it up asif it's ur BIRTHRIGHT

Olusanya333:
Remita has opened.

u ar ryt bro it don open o

Olusanya333:
Remita has opened.

u don came again abi

horeofe:
u don came again abi

try am is tru

SHISUI:


Thanks so much..

I still fail to comprehend why bruh sanya can comfortably understand that he was simple beating run the bush: draw circles round the obvious point..


OAU wouldn't give u admission if they plan to reverse it in future, they would preferably not offer you admission atall.


BTW this u "EPP" sh*t is only used by retards.

someone sings a song next thing u pick it up asif it's ur BIRTHRIGHT

Are you done?

Now read this patiently and patently.

If you don't have access to information you miss out the registration. If you miss out the registration you lose your admission. And you lose it because OAU refuse to give updates. And you can avoid this by staying online.

That is the summary of the original piece.

Now go and baff.

And for the first and last time, the name is Olusanya not Sanya.
Any form of abbreviation will attract e-slap.

Olusanya333:
Are you done?

Now read this patiently and patently.

If you don't have access to information you miss out the registration. If you miss out the registration you lose your admission. And you lose it because OAU refuse to give updates. And you can avoid this by staying online.

That is the summary of the original piece.

Now go and baff.

that's why there is late registration incase if someone is unfortunate enough to miss out, beside registration last for weeks..

only a very unfortunate person will miss out

Guys is opening now. Dt remitta shiit

guys please are we to pay 20k or 20350 cos I heard someone talking bout bank charges

False alarm

Its open but can one nw print it n pay? Cz its zayn paymnt nt ready

Hakeem12:
guys please are we to pay 20k or 20350 cos I heard someone talking bout bank charges

Sure nah. We gon pay bank charges

Olusanya333:
And for the first and last time, the name is Olusanya not Sanya.

Any form of abbreviation will attract e-slap.

hey Sanya, itz true ohhh. It don open