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Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Bimiafashion(f): 6:04pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
HILARIOUS QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS I'VE HEARD AS AN HIJABITE. * Your dress is so nice, it's a pity you cover it up with your hijab. (Why are you pitying me? You want to take antibiotics for someone else's infection? My dressing is incomplete without my hijab). * Do you people wear earrings? (Yes we do. Average of 2-3 piercings plus an optional, privileged one on the nose for those wearing niqab!). * How will you get someone to marry you? (Seriously?! So, men now have to see your whole body before they decide whether you're Ms. Right or not? Those wearing niqab can simply reveal their faces to interested brothers, in the presence of a third party: a male relative or another woman). * Why do you allow a man to enslave you like this? ( Which man? Last time I checked, my dad/ brother/uncle is still trying to understand why I'm wearing it. Some hijabites are not even married yet, so, don't think it's the husbands forcing them). * You can't find a job with this kind of dressing. ( Oh! Really?! Who told you I'm looking for a modelling job?). * OMG! Your hair is so beautiful. ( Hijab is no excuse for a broken, unkempt, lice-infested hair!!!). * Do you feel comfortable in this hot weather? ( Yes. There's a thermostat in the brain- the hypothalamus- that helps to adapt to temperature changes. My hypothalamus has gotten "used to" me wearing the hijab when it is hot. Therefore, it has been RESET to withstand a higher temperature. So, I'm fine...). * Do you wear it indoors too? (No. As long as a "strange" male or unreliable female is not around, I can remove my hijab and wear ANYTHING inside my father's/ husband's house). * This is just Arab culture. ( It's not. Go check the history of the Arabs. Women's nudity used to be displayed for entertainment before Islaam came. Hijab is a religious duty, not a cultural attire). * Why do you wear this hijab sef? ( The most intelligent question of all. It is a divine injuction. It's clearly stated in the Quran. 198 Likes 28 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Newnas(m): 6:45pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Bimiafashion: Very Beautiful Piece. JazaakumuLLaahu khayraa for this. 63 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by tintingz(m): 8:36pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Wow nice. 20 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Ashiat39(f): 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
How can you hear when people are talking to you with this hijab?, are you sure your brain haven't been stained with dat black thing you are putting on?, why are you wearing hijab in the bank, does it looks lyk a mosque?, and lot more 38 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Newnas(m): 11:15pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Ashiat39: lol... how desperate people are to justify their promiscuity and condemn our chastity!!! May Allah increase us in steadfastness upon the sunnah till we meet the Prophet alyhissolaat wassalaam at the hawd (pond). 49 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Ashiat39(f): 4:50am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Newnas:aaaaameeen, mashallah 19 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Sissie(f): 9:46am On Apr 21, 2016 |
Ashiat39: What was your reply?? LOL, imagine someone asking if your brain has been stained, people can be dumb sha. 14 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Ashiat39(f): 11:44pm On Apr 21, 2016 |
Sissie:my answer were; 1. as much as you can feel the temperatures with ur clothe on 2. since your black hair does not stain your brain my hijab does not affect my reasoning either. 3. why are you wearing shorts as well, is it looks like we are modelling here? I was even more than baffled bcs last time I checked I still have my right in deprived 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by ayatt(m): 11:17am On Apr 22, 2016 |
jzkl 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Theemayji: 11:19am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Jazakumulahu khairan 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Akshow: 11:20am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Why the question before one can comment on an Islamic thread when any Christian thread is a open ground for all jabs and comments? Partially dis thing o. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Akshow: 11:22am On Apr 22, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by ypeace: 11:24am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Interestingly, nonbelievers are free to dress anyhow. In fact nuns are holy for covering their body. But a Muslim woman is oppressed when she chose to dress islamically. May God continue to guide us to the right path. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Nobody: 11:26am On Apr 22, 2016 |
The one and only thing that stands to threaten Islam is the ignorance of muslims. May Allah guide us all. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by prodigistopy(m): 11:27am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Masha Allah.... May Allah increase your knowledge 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by ypeace: 11:27am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Akshow:............................... This is not the right place to discuss that. Kindly, open another trend to ask. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by DropShot: 11:32am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Jazakumullah khayran OP. Jumah Mubarak to fello NL Muslims. 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Nobody: 11:32am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Akshow:To avoid jabs and insane comments from the NLers. It's an act of showing respect to my religion. Christians too are free to do the same or take any measure to protect their religion from NLers foolish posts. U grab? 10 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by NorthernParrot: 11:33am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Bimiafashion:May Allah reward you 8 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by k4kenny(f): 11:34am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Beautifully written On the issue of heat. I find it funny that I barely feel hot even when uncovered people are bitterly complaining. Someone once asked me how I haven't fainted in this heat with all my covering I guess the brain has just adjusted the internal body temperature. People also think my husband is responsible for my dressing. Like I'm too dumb to make an independent decision, a man must force me to dress abi Ladies should understand the hijab is more than a clothing accessory, its a call of duty to Allah(swt). It goes beyond the dressing all the veil. It also encompassing of the character, mannerisms etc. 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Canme4u(m): 11:35am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Nice piece. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by idu1(m): 11:38am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by jsea(m): 11:39am On Apr 22, 2016 |
I pirri u..............Dress like a masquerade and call it religion 25 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by dahaz(m): 11:40am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Nice thread op. but seriously our muslim organizations should do more in protecting our sisters in hijab.The way a lady was seriously searched in uyo airport the other day baffles me.simply because she is in hijab.After searching her she was last to enter the plane cos she was subjected to several rounds of screening. may God continue to bless our muslim sisters in hijab.BTW every lady in hijab looks more prety. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Rafob(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2016 |
i seriously love the write up God almighty Alha will continue to guide and increase your knowledge ameena ma salad. 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Saheed69(m): 11:50am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Alhamdulilahi, may Allah protect and guide our sisters. I served in the north and I really enjoyed my stay thewe (even though most of them don't know the reason for putting on the Hijab.) But coming back to south west, it's like ..... It think some of our sisters need to be lecture on how the hijab should be put on. U will see a sis putting on hijab and a tight dress. Jazakaallhu khyran to the O. P 8 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by TinyIslamic92: 11:51am On Apr 22, 2016 |
jsea:Hey kid here is not your playground so kindly Bleep off the thread 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by yusfner(m): 11:53am On Apr 22, 2016 |
love the write-up. May Allah bless the op 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Saheed69(m): 11:56am On Apr 22, 2016 |
jsea: Why don't you mind your business. Is she complaining to you? You know what, I prefer a muslimah to dress like that than she should be walking around with half naked clothes. 8 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by Beetobee(f): 11:59am On Apr 22, 2016 |
I get that a lot at work. My answer: Muslim women cover their bodies in emulation of Mary the mother of Jesus. As a chaste and pure woman, that was how she dressed; as such, we are enjoined to follow suit. For the unfortunate ones that use hijab to perpetrate crime, they are in deep trouble o. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by gifsCEC: 12:00pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
Bimiafashion: Dey there dey deceive yourself. Shior!! You get all dressed up like a masquerade and come here to get validation from NLders?? Rabish indeed. Congrats. you guys have converted me by using e-jihad. 14 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Questions And Comments I've Heard As An Hijabite. by gifsCEC: 12:02pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
TinyIslamic92: Is the word in bold Islam compliant? 14 Likes |
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