nubian999:



After All that it's still about Lanicky and MY opinion of her. You fools try too hard I swear. It's all for fun btw....

Djailer:


I knew you're one economic destitute having no education. And you know you're a charity case. You live out of the sweat of the hardworking men whose present descendants see you as an African leech!

"Why not go back home" is a constant song to your ears as they see you as just another cultural and societal nuisance in their country. A threat to the next generation.

Oh, Patrick is language abuse all right. But your diction is poor. And yes, good speakers dont hide even on a social platform.

You're a handy man boy. You probably stow away your poverty driven soul in a ship headed for the States to escape poverty. Unlike you, my dignity is costly, I won't follow in your footsteps, trading it for some cornbread!

Wallowing in poverty giving off a false sense of dignity.

Bruh, you still awake, you really have no life

Are you done with your Slave and Racist Lines, why don't you come up with something new?

No, I am far from poverty and balling hard on frivolities


Bruh, it's a no brainer, you frustrated

IamLEGEND1:
There is no campaign manager. just folks who like to see justice served on NL..... and Mímzy is the closest you'll ever get to that. except of coz if you harbour a desire to step into the ring urself,oh so perfect one.

SweetieConstie:
#TeamMIMZY!



#TrendMIMZY



Happy Sunday Nairalanders!



Mimzy all the way!

LeFreakSoChic:



The only desire I harbour is to see the 'best' girl win.
Unfortunately, your Mimzy aint even that pretty.
Just a girl that stole a quick picture in the restroom of a fast food outlet.
Give it a rest already.
I wonder why you and your likes think I have a desire to participate because I made it a point of duty to state the obvious.
It seems the truth is hardly told here hence the misconception.
I'll pick the girl with the mathematical equation DP over your preferred candidate.
I have no idea what she looks like but she sure aint as desperate as your mimzy. Yeah, the lower case 'm' intended.

MUVA:


Chill bro, that pic is for folks who think they can sell "ass" as a criterion for winning a "beauty contest"

*sips alomo, clears throat*





Muva Muvato ....
My guy...




Hmmmmm diz ya statement is pregnant ooooooo

hmmmmmmmm, una don dey start your tearGas now ooo small small......make e be say, from tearGas na straight bullet next






I kno uar wise, so i kno u comprehend my weed talkz

MUVA:


Even in an ass contest, mimzy will still win relentlessly. But they didn't know that till joeblocks made it known.

nubian999:


ok hun so you've blackmailed me and I officially renounce Lanicky so who should I vote? Tell me? All you can say is what i have shared with nl but the twisted sick version and I quit this fight because lanicky ain't paying me to support her so for the sake of my name I will quit team lanicky!! so tell me who should I vote? Mimzy? who?

Relax, breathe.. .




djailer was only f0ndling with yur n1pples...


The raping proper never start naa

scentmarlc:








Relax, breathe.. .




djailer was only f0ndling with yur n1pples...


The raping proper never start naa

LeFreakSoChic:



LOL. Liar. You'v been here girl. With your receeding hairline covered in egde control gel.
Just quit the false modesty.
I might just vote for you because your campaign manager is doing a good job.
Provided she's not your alter ego.

nubian999:



Bruv.... B.itches ain't paying me no money to get dissed and dissmissed by mini missclassies


this is toooo much and the ting nah even start

scentmarlc:






Wen i almost thought u gat balls, u gonna bail on me......






#Diaris God oooooo

nubian999:




Hahhahahaha Niqqa I'm out.... Me to grown to be dissed like that...


I know where MY vote goes and that's all that matters.

Well said then...






Moi Komrados....


vanquay vs djailer........that was a blast full padded diss., so entertaining...........and who told ya to stop? .

scentmarlc:






[i][color=#770077] Wen i almost thought u gat balls,

Djailer:


You're enough reason to keep me awake. When a fool trades his dignity for some cornbread and calls it balling, such a fellow is due for some anencephalic diagnosis.

When a kantakunte like you receives less dignity than a common dog but stays put in a whiteman's land, enduring all the emotional and mental torture all because he hasnt yet justified his plane ticket, it is no longer living. It is called hopelessness.

You want me to change the angle of my punchlines? You're a dreamer, crackpot junkie.
Boy you're trying to raise your diction. Bwuuaaaah! Nut case. The days of ignorance are long gone when staying abroud is misconstrued as an advantage or automatically being wealthy. A common nigerian bus driver is doing better than you, whiteman's slave!

You still talking about the same Bullshit_ Slave Thingy but it's Aight cuz you have shown you a mental retard_

37 and lonely see your life please sire with all yo dignity post pictures of what that has achieved for you, you probably some ugly wretch wallowing in a 1 bedroom apartment

Ladies and Gentlemen, only on Nairaland you see Cooks standing shoulder to shoulder with Professionals

scentmarlc:







Well said then...






Moi Komrados....


vanquay vs djailer........that was a blast full padded diss., so entertaining...........and who told ya to stop? .

Djailer:



And who's a professional? Not even in Cuba will an uneducated economic destitute like you be accepted as a professional.

You're just another hopeless black man scavenging the whiteman's corridor for some crumbs. You know your family sold the only plot of land left to send you abroad to make some cheap dow. Now the Mexicans are being hired instead cos your host community sees you as just another weed smoking, crime-prone degenerate who sits on drugs all day on his lazy butt.

You're an investment gone down the drain. Come back home and start all over. No more menial jobs for uneducated Africans. The Mexicans have knocked you off your hustle .
Get ready, Trump is coming; the slave ship is warming up off the coast. You 'all lazy destitutes with little or no education are coming back home in droves like some flock of wildebeests driven by drought. It's going to be the Lybian story part 2.

Kantakunte

Now sing me that old slave song you sang when you touched down on the US thinking you were gonna pick dollars off of some trees;

"Amazing grace how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me..."

When Donald Trump finally repatriates you home, that will be the song you'll sing when you touch down to home sweet home.

For the record it's Kunta Kinte

You have lost your appeal, I gave you the chance to come up with something stupid_, original and creative. So far you only fulfilled the Stupid_ criterion.

I am Black, An economic destitute, Donald Trump, slave migrant.

You are not a smart one are you? ...you have been saying that for the past 2 pages...

JoeBlocks:
Oh please I need to kiss you for this...

LeFreakSoChic:



Anifatu, I'll consider it when you stop getting under people's skin.

Just looking for trouble too

MUVA:


Welcome to the WINNING TEAM

The Team other teams team-up just to pose a threat . But we nor dey see them!

SAI.MIMZY-Miss Nairaland 2016-2017

In the voice of John Cena--" You CAN'T SEE ME "

Mimzy till #1------> $1

MUVA:
Beauty has been redefined. LMFAO!!


Leave thrash for LAWMA








MIMZY ti TAKE OVER!!!

Smellymouth:



In the voice of John Cena--" You CAN'T SEE ME "

Mimzy till #1------> $1

LIST OF VERIFIED CONTESTANTS


1. MIMZY

2.

3. MISSGDOPE

4.

5. DEMILADEGOLD

6. MYSTICGAL

7. LADYJUL

8. REFINER

9. KRYSTALKLEAR

10. IVYY

11. DIASYLUV

Angelberry:
I can see you. Good morning swthrt