mimzy:


I sincerely hope that this hasn't become "feshelu"
You have two options..
1. Add hot water in lil bits, stir and turn very well
OR discard this one then...
2. put another water on fire, bring it to boil, make sure the garri is very close by, once d water boils, pour it into d bowl , add d garri in a circular motion, stir very well, and turn don't add too much garri at once.
If you are not satisfied with the consistency, keep adding garri in bits until u achieve your desired result

Hope this helps

See our Mimzyluxury is a [size=40pt]GREAT COOK[/size]

I am too lazy to do that, I will just discard it and find a snack

fairlyusedpant:
[b] BREAKING NEWS- A beautiful sparkling pawpawlicious lady has been found

we are bringing this story to you live from portharcourt, according to one of our correspondent chief obonnaya chukwu gibson, he said i was just going on my own ooo, when i saw one pretty lady pass my side, her beauty mesmerized me, immediately i asked her her name, she told me refiner, i fainted immediately and woke up in the hospital, i have never seen such a beautiful lady atall,
we also met with another person by name baba titilayo, he said i heard refiner is contesting for miss nairaland, she would surely win it i swear, she too pretty...
And we met one abo.ki man, alhaji musa danladi he said, kai, walahi talahi, if refiner wons the miss nairaland, kai zomana, i fromise to fill 10 cows for am.
We met with another gentleman again, papa emeka, he said , ha you mean refinery, as far as she would give me one oil refinery, me and my family members would vote for her..

We have also met with at least 500,000 people today, and they are saying the same thing, that miss refiner is the next miss world, this is chief otutupoyoyo1 reporting for joys fm 99. 9
[/b]

... ....hiliarous!

teamrefinerey!

RasheedUmar:

Olodo, add powder milk in it and stir for 5 minutes

I have a feeling your advice will kill me before my exes

Vanquay:


See our Mimzyluxury is a [size=40pt]GREAT COOK[/size]

I am too lazy to do that, I will just discard it and find a snack

refiner:

... ....hiliarous!
teamrefinerey!

Maxi112:
b]

IamLEGEND1:
Hollup bro!

Let's take a minute to appreciate dem awesome folks...#TeamMimzy this one's for you...

And I remember back when In my fatherland

Now am Nineteen and am richer than

If you see our view its taller than

Taller than, taller than, taller than

And Now our team is stronger than

Our manager is smarter than

All of you, all of you
All of you, all of you
Heyeee
He’s badder than
All of you, all of you
If we do our own, them go talk
If we do their own, them go talk
If we want to shít them go talk
If we want to tweet, them go talk
If we wanna go back,
Sing and rewind and just go back
If you want to know why
Sharrap your mouth and just grow up
Oh Smellymouth you be baba now
Postmann you be baba now
even Creamish sef you be mama now
mama now, mama now
LSOFDK you be baba now
TheSonOfMark you be baba now
Muva sef u be baba now
baba now,baba now
All her fans made her bigger than
Because of them she's bigger than
Some of you, some of you
Actually she's bigger than
All of you, all of you
she's bigger than
All of you, all of you...

ellacute45:
I wonder how the campaign thread will be..#teamMimzy

IamLEGEND1:
Hollup bro!

Let's take a minute to appreciate dem awesome folks...#TeamMimzy this one's for you...

And I remember back when In my fatherland

Now am Nineteen and am richer than

If you see our view its taller than

Taller than, taller than, taller than

And Now our team is stronger than

Our manager is smarter than

All of you, all of you
All of you, all of you
Heyeee
He’s badder than
All of you, all of you
If we do our own, them go talk
If we do their own, them go talk
If we want to shít them go talk
If we want to tweet, them go talk
If we wanna go back,
Sing and rewind and just go back
If you want to know why
Sharrap your mouth and just grow up
Oh Smellymouth you be baba now
Postmann you be baba now
even Creamish sef you be mama now
mama now, mama now
LSOFDK you be baba now
TheSonOfMark you be baba now
Muva sef u be baba now
baba now,baba now
All her fans made her bigger than
Because of them she's bigger than
Some of you, some of you
Actually she's bigger than
All of you, all of you
she's bigger than
All of you, all of you...

tushgirl:
You deserve to die so drink rat poison.
Hope this helped?

Smellymouth:
Icho My Money

Wete Colat Wete Colat
The boy napi Enweta Alert Nwete Alert
You’re Not Even Messing With
My Connect, With My Connect
Years Ago, I’ll Never Forget
Never Forget

Dem Say I No Go Go Far
Ha Si Nnamdi Local
Ha Si Emena Emena Emena
The Boy Local
Enwelo Nwa No Kam
Asim Gi How Far
Emena Nkuja Oh
Be Your Supernova


SaiMimzy!!!!!!! Sai!

I am so mimzyfied

I am so mimzyrized

SyndicatesMedia:


I'm not either. But it seems some people have plans in the offing. Trust me bro, all you see happening here are as a result of these arrangements and scheming. My team hasn't even gone on offensive ever since the nomination began and yet some folks conclude that anyone who has strong command of grammar is pro-mimzy, perhaps you and ronald4lif needs to duck then

My brotha, I have retired to enjoy "retirement benefits"

prettythicksme:
Make dem leave trash for lawma&vote lanicky!

Hefemale:


What has mimzy done to you? Is she the cause of your recent woes? Must I be offficially attached to team mimzy before making you realize how plain stewpid you are?

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they are your equals. Please take your moronic sense of reasoning off my mentions.

fairlyusedpant:

see weekend advice, and you are a church girl oo, infact i will report you to your pastor first thing tomorrow morning, you will sweep the church for one week

tushgirl:
You deserve to die so drink rat poison.
Hope this helped?

Lsofdk:

in phyno's voice *now she's finally here, say hello to Miss NL of the year*
#trendmimzy

RasheedUmar:
Where is that noisy, hijab-wearing mental re.tard?

tushgirl:
?

RebelliousDark:
no time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the Zeitgeist grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the preponderance loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She has fillip and elan. . . and the soul of a winner/in this Zillah, she's a willer - she's known as Godzilla/and from her kisser flourishes ripostes and bazingas/
she's having y'all smoked like a reefer/. . . .and she's genetically engineered to take her foes to the Cleaners!!/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a schooler/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Kowtow for Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/



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