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Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 26, 2016
I don come again o cheesy. Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge cheesy. I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there wink


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships You won't be in for that cheesy. No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke cheesy. If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty cheesy (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk cheesy. You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori olorun undecided. If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest cheesy, he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe wink
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this cheesy, awon onisekuse set of peeps undecided. May God deliver us from u guys.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by fairlyusedpant: 1:43pm On Apr 26, 2016
First to commentus

DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A SIDE CHICK
the guy will knack his main chick softly and slowly, but for the side chick, the guy will knack his side chick with frustration, rejection and aggression, the girl bore hole would be blocked instantly, she will need engine oil to apply on it, to have easy access for the next customer
and she might become a side chick till she reaches 40 years, then her name would change from fool @ 40 to side chick @ 40

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Flexherbal(m): 1:45pm On Apr 26, 2016
That number six is so funy. Girls of our days.
When the guy sama you with our herbal tea, you will never want to leave him.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Godsgal(f): 1:46pm On Apr 26, 2016
This generation shaaa. How can one be comfortably ok 2 be a sidechick? Don't u have feelings? SMH

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by bash4us(m): 1:47pm On Apr 26, 2016
End time chicks = side chicks

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 1:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
Godsgal:
This generation shaaa. How can one be comfortably ok 2 be a sidechick? Don't u have feelings? SMH
How do u knw u ar d main chick when they use the same 'format' for both of you

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by fairlyusedpant: 1:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
Godsgal:
This generation shaaa. How can one be comfortably ok 2 be a sidechick? Don't u have feelings? SMH
babe don't mind them, but it is better to be a side chick with aliko dangote son, that to be a side chick with baba alaba the carpenter son

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by lecturerdabo(m): 1:59pm On Apr 26, 2016
Side chick, side chick, side chick! Una mama na Hen?

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by ezeblazing(m): 2:02pm On Apr 26, 2016
Side chick agreement paper

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by PapaZeus(m): 2:02pm On Apr 26, 2016
I came,i read,i commented,i moved on

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:04pm On Apr 26, 2016
hateu2 you're now turning gradually to Tosyne2much ooo

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Swissheart(f): 2:05pm On Apr 26, 2016
Bae.... ... One man's chin-chin is another man's bread.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by donbenedict(m): 2:10pm On Apr 26, 2016
Paulkillerman was right.... cool
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Godsgal(f): 2:10pm On Apr 26, 2016
HateU2:
How do u knw u ar d main chick when they use the same 'format' for both of you
den i'll knw it wasn't my making buh ur case is different cos frm ur post, its obvious u'll rather settle for the sidechick.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:14pm On Apr 26, 2016
Topic should be benefits of being single. IJS

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by MrCork: 2:14pm On Apr 26, 2016
HateU2:
I don come again o cheesy. Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge cheesy. I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there wink


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships You won't be in for that cheesy. No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke cheesy. If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty cheesy (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk cheesy. You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori olorun undecided. If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest cheesy, he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe wink
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this cheesy, awon onisekuse set of peeps undecided. May God deliver us from u guys.





...but aint u sopose to be tryna loooose weight insted of bein side chick?.....u clearly nota wifey material!!!(((((SHAME)))) undecided

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by pennytration(m): 2:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
Op tell dem o, hoes aint loyal. A guy needs to have more dan one chick 4 insurance.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by firstking01(m): 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2016
Only a side chick can know all these thingscheesy

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by ogorwyne(f): 2:26pm On Apr 26, 2016
OP for real? Na wa o. E be like say u go sabi folo people boyfriend o.
So the MODs brought this 'kari write' to FP. Not surprised though.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:41pm On Apr 26, 2016
Godsgal:
den i'll knw it wasn't my making buh ur case is different cos frm ur post, its obvious u'll rather settle for the sidechick.
I'm not in any stuff. So, i'm clean. Did u read that part where I said 'I'm just writing' Chexk it wella. Shallom
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:42pm On Apr 26, 2016
olihilistic:
hat.eu2 you're now turning gradually to Tosyne2mu.ch ooo
tah! Mba, he be 10lister.
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 26, 2016
MrCork:



...but aint u sopose to be tryna loooose weight insted of bein side chick?.....u clearly nota wifey material!!!(((((SHAME)))) undecided
but wat's d guy saying undecided

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by nikkypearl(f): 2:45pm On Apr 26, 2016
no boyfriend,no worries !

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:47pm On Apr 26, 2016
firstking01:
Only a side chick can know all these thingscheesy
I'm clean.

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2016
nikkypearl:
no boyfriend,no worries !
Thast the spirit cheesy
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2016
ogorwyne:
OP for real? Na wa o. E be like say u go sabi folo people boyfriend o.
English pls

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Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:49pm On Apr 26, 2016
Swissheart:
Bae.... ... One man's chin-chin is another man's bread.
Na so oo
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
First to commentus

DISADVANTAGES OF BEING A SIDE CHICK
the guy will knack his main chick softly and slowly, but for the side chick, the guy will knack his side chick with frustration, rejection and aggression, the girl bore hole would be blocked instantly, she will need engine oil to apply on it, to have easy access for the next customer
and she might become a side chick till she reaches 40 years, then her name would change from fool @ 40 to side chick @ 40
Seen
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by firstking01(m): 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
HateU2:
I'm clean.
Lies
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by firstking01(m): 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
HateU2:
I'm clean.
lie lie...ain't side chicks cleanundecided??
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Nobody: 2:51pm On Apr 26, 2016
firstking01:
Lies
I don't argue


Sorry abt ur mum
Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by HurricaneMIMZY: 2:53pm On Apr 26, 2016
Why settle for less when there's a chance of being "The One" ?

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