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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 12:45pm On Apr 27, 2016
TreasurePhoenix:


it is capisce sir. good afternoon
Ah we have a self appointed professor in the English language here. Nice to know.

So, do kindly transcribe the K and C consonant sound for me, and if they sound the say, then may be you should start learning how to read the meaning behind people's post, instead of correcting their spellings.

Thank you professor.
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2016
Smellymouth:
[b]See this type of thing wey we dey feel/
Before you know, you don the world dey start to dey kolo small/
I no go lie/
We feel these things for real/
Some people no believe am and it bring out their downfall
Face reality and you will see/
That it pays nobody/
To be feeling that they know it all/
Try to visualize what I feel/
And I bet that you will see would be a picture of a garden wall/
If you try to push am down/
Try to enter the town/
Try to see wetin dey happen around/
Na so them go dey bring you down/
Before you know, you go dey for six feet under the ground/

Some be acting that they know it all/
But everybody knows that people rise and fall/
Some rise up again just to stand up tall/
And wiser and stronger/
No matter how long you live/
You can not learn it all/
You go only do your best because you no go fit do all
So if you criticize me do am small small/
Cos you no holy pass, my brother/
U no holy pass, my sister
/*******
Mimzy, I see ya!! Your humility dey burst my brain[/b]
DJ smelly,hollup now..... You know how we do
Mímzy diz is for you...

Girl, it’s you nobody compare
Other girls dem no reach for where
Dem fit dey try but still won we
When it comes to fashion, you know well
Girl, you look so beautiful
Everything about you meaningful
If be you be April , na me be the fóol
Na you wey dey charge my battery full
I like the smell of your perfume
I inhale my belle full
E file fun
Oun lo ni, e ti be fun
Girl you love don cloud my mind
You are always on my mind
Like Osama for my mind
You carry bomb you blow my mind

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Ah! c'mon now my Nubian goddess...you know me,imma real stand up guy. grin

I don't know you from Adam but I've seen you about grin
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
nubian999:



depends what we're measuring... word on the straight is no less than 17" grin

17 inches for a decent sized dildo_ shocked...Lord have mercy anyways, I ain fazed

Proudly rocking my 4 inch tongue cool
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 12:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
MUVA:


Its your sexuality that should be questioned here if you can receive a clear message from a man and still link sexual innuendoes to it.
Hai Lord Henzuu! Speak not to thy master this way. The Dark side is tempting... grin

Lol. grin
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
Vanquay:


17 inches for a decent sized dildo_ shocked...Lord have mercy anyways, I ain fazed

Proudly rocking my 3 inch tongue cool

Then... go find a lezz she'll help you use it grin
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2016
Nobody asked you for epistle oga Goodluck Jonathan.
Your oversized ego will not allow you to just humbly accept a simple correction.
Nobody is above mistake. It can happen to anyone. It is spelt Capisce and not Kapisce, stop trying to justify your error.


JoeBlocks:
Ah we have a self appointed professor in the English language here. Nice to know.

So, do kindly transcribe the K and C consonant sound for me, and if they sound the say, then may be you should start learning how to read the meaning behind people's post, instead of correcting their spellings.

Thank you professor.

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2016
nubian999:


I don't know you from Adam but I've seen you about grin
Perhaps you might know him from EVE, I hear people still have a quickie there? wink grin
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:51pm On Apr 27, 2016
KnightX:

Good. Now go ahead with whatever you're doing.

Thank you
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MUVA(m): 12:52pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Hai Lord Henzuu! Speak not to thy master this way. The Dark side is tempting... grin

Lol. grin

Self proclaimed "madster" of nothing.

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 12:52pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Perhaps you might know him from EVE, I hear people still have a quickie there? wink grin

undecided ok
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 12:56pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Bias? Which bias are you yapping about bruv. I'm not the average nigerian I'll have you know. I've transcend beyond sentiment and whatever...
And what misconception are you talking about? Kindly elucidate so I can expantiate on it.
Thank you.
So now we're back to playing hide & seek.Admitting you were never objective in ur views & then turning around to say you've transcended sentiment because you are no 'average' Nigerian.
Still, I'll humour you-the misconception that we revel in propaganda.....wasn't that the genesis of this whole convo?

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 1:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
nubian999:


Then... go find a lezz she'll help you use it grin

Nope, angry...I can use it myself just fine...you want to test it out?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 1:03pm On Apr 27, 2016
nubian999:

I don't know you from Adam but I've seen you about grin
u sure about that? cheesy
I guess our night together wasn't that memorable. hashtag,sad face.
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2016
TreasurePhoenix:
Nobody asked you for epistle oga Goodluck Jonathan.
Your oversized ego will not allow you to just humbly accept a simple correction.
Nobody is above mistake. It can happen to anyone. It is spelt Capisce and not Kapisce, stop trying to justify your error.


Mistakes are often corrected when one is writing an exam or in a class, or even submitting a dissertation. This here is plain fun, so I don't see where I made any mistake in delivering my message. Lol.

I suppose you go about correcting those monikers who spell you as u and those who spell and as an? Etc Cos everything falls under what you just said right?

Mr Professor, please know that your correction is not needed and accepted here. As long as my message is understood, its fine by me.

Kapisce?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
u sure about that? cheesy
I guess our night together wasn't that memorable. hashtag,sad face.


when you woke up was the bed wet #fagMuch sorry I've quit smoking lipsrsealed
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
So now we're back to playing hide & seek.Admitting you were never objective in ur views & then turning around to say you've transcended sentiment because you are no 'average' Nigerian.
Still, I'll humour you-the misconception that we revel in propaganda.....wasn't that the genesis of this whole convo?
Em, I never admitted to anything, I mainly said most nigerians are hardly objective or something like that, you assumed I did. How is that my fault? Lol.

Yes that it is, it is. I've asked for evidence to assert your claims, yet non was given, isn't that enough premise for one to believe your team revel in propaganda?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Smellymouth: 1:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1, can I have my headphones please? grin cheesy

Everyday
Thank you lord for the blessings that fall my way
Right now I’m living like my life is a holiday….holiday…holiday
Oh yea yea yea
I will not bow down
I will not bow down
Some worship idols
some worship juju
Sometimes I look at them like say them be mumu
Because how you go just dey worship a man made God oh…eh
I cannot bow down my brother
I will not bow down


Babalawo power oh
Oh yea
Maniru power oh
Mamiwater power oh
I will not bow down
I cannot bow down
I will never bow down yea yea
I cannot bow down

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
MUVA:


Self proclaimed "madster" of nothing.
Better nothing than anti-nothing. grin grin

Ma nigger!. grin LOL
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kr0ne(m): 1:15pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Howdy Kr0ne. What's been banging at your end?
I guess everything is banging but they produce different sounds. grin How you doing, bro?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Cherlene(f): 1:17pm On Apr 27, 2016
MRNipples:
oh u took a private jej to norway again? hmm ure balling hard. well Nigeria is getting beta by GOD's grace, 22hours power supply in a day in my area for a month now. atleast thats an improvement.

Greetings

At bolded grin grin

Thank God, indeed it CERTAINLY is.

- I am DELIGHTED to hear your AREA has been
CONSISTENT so far.


Cherlene
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Nobody: 1:27pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Mistakes are often corrected when one is writing an exam or in a class, or even submitting a dissertation. This here is plain fun, so I don't see where I made any mistake in delivering my message. Lol.

I suppose you go about correcting those monikers who spell you as u and those who spell and as an? Etc Cos everything falls under what you just said right?

Mr Professor, please know that your correction is not needed and accepted here. As long as my message is understood, its fine by me.

Kapisce?

@ the first emboldened , nobody said it is a battle field Jonathan .
@ the second emboldened, of course , people do that everyday, even i am not left out, it is different when you abbreviate, but you become a dunce, i mean a dundie united when the word you wana use as a replacement has the same numbers as the original word.

I hope that with these few points of mine , i have been able to convince you UNCLE JONATHAN grin grin

CAPISCE?

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 1:31pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Em, I never admitted to anything, I mainly said most nigerians are hardly objective or something like that, you assumed I did. How is that my fault? Lol.
Yes that it is, it is. I've asked for evidence to assert your claims, yet non was given, isn't that enough premise for one to believe your team revel in propaganda?
Yeah,i assumed. Bt that seems legit since you said 'Nigerians',a tag under which you fall.....so I don't see why the whip you used on other's backs shouldn't be used on yours.

Mimzy & her team are responsible for their actions,not how people perceive them....a quote courtesy of some long-dead modafucka whose name escapes me.

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:35pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
Yeah,i assumed. Bt that seems legit since you said 'Nigerians',a tag under which you fall.....so I don't see why the whip you used on other's backs shouldn't be used on yours.
I believe you know "assumptions is the mother of all Bleep-ups" when not proven? And nope I never said "nigerians" I said most nigerians or something like that...

Mimzy & her team are responsible for their actions,not how people perceive them....a quote courtesy of some long-dead modafucka whose name escapes me.

OKAY.
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by naptu2: 1:39pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Now this sound gay. So so gay. Only guys who aren't sure about what they want to say to a girl does that, so you typing and erasing... Aaaahhhhhh

Do ma thing... Hmm, let's see, "Thing ring, do your Thing".

I'm sure Ishilove and naptu2 will appreciate the humor in he emboldened. grin

grin Benjy
[img]http://4.bp..com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/TJ9a_ax1iEI/AAAAAAAAcvQ/7RJ5S4Fi2yM/s1600/t4.PNG[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/TJ9bAH1iOOI/AAAAAAAAcvo/6OEfR69Tf08/s1600/t1.PNG[/img]

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 1:39pm On Apr 27, 2016
Smellymouth:
íamlegend1, can I have my headphones please? grin cheesy

Everyday
Thank you lord for the blessings that fall my way
Right now I’m living like my life is a holiday….holiday…holiday
Oh yea yea yea
I will not bow down
I will not bow down
Some worship idols
some worship juju
Sometimes I look at them like say them be mumu
Because how you go just dey worship a man made God oh…eh
I cannot bow down my brother
I will not bow down


Babalawo power oh
Oh yea
Maniru power oh
Mamiwater power oh
I will not bow down
I cannot bow down
I will never bow down yea yea
I cannot bow down


Bro,Are you ready?
iamlegend on the beat
Leggo
I know.. leggo
**Ah dangerous
The way you do that thing you are dangerous
Anytime I see you move it girl you are dangerous
Leggo
Baby girl You are dangerous
Leggo
Everybody now
Oh my God oh
Tell me your mind oh
Oh nor nor nor nor
Me want to make you mine oh
Baby girl oh
You comot me from minor
Take me down to major
The way you handle that thing....

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:45pm On Apr 27, 2016
TreasurePhoenix:


@ the first emboldened , nobody said it is a battle field Jonathan.
And nobody said you're an associate prof.

@ the second emboldened, of course , people do that everyday, even i am not left out, it is different when you abbreviate, but you become a dunce, i mean a dundie united when the word you wana use as a replacement has the same numbers as the original word.
And of course, people spell and misspell
everyday, you do it too, I doo it too, so what makes abbreviating right and misspelling wrong, especially when the English dictionary didn't abbreviate you as u and and as an or n?

Yes it takes typical nigerian professor not to know that.

I hope that with these few points of mine , i have been able to convince you UNCLE JONATHAN grin grin

CAPISCE?

With this few point of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you, and not to confuse you, that you are MAMA PISS tongue

There is god ooo

Kapisce
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeBlocks(m): 1:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
naptu2:


grin Benjy
[img]http://4.bp..com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/TJ9a_ax1iEI/AAAAAAAAcvQ/7RJ5S4Fi2yM/s1600/t4.PNG[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/TJ9bAH1iOOI/AAAAAAAAcvo/6OEfR69Tf08/s1600/t1.PNG[/img]
Exacta! Sorry, exactly, before a professor comes running correcting my spelling. Lol.

Iamlegend, this is one of the few objective nigerians we have in this country.

Thumbs up bruv, I knew you wouldn't disappoint. Do I have your support to vote for this Miss nairaland contest? grin
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by IamLEGEND1: 1:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
JoeBlocks:
I believe you know "assumptions is the mother of all Bleep-ups" when not proven? And nope I never said "nigerians" I said most nigerians or something like that...
OKAY.
Well,you do you,Joe..... seems there is no convincing you otherwise. (read:bias)

Have a nice one,bro.
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MadCow1: 2:09pm On Apr 27, 2016

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Smellymouth: 3:00pm On Apr 27, 2016
IamLEGEND1:

Bro,Are you ready?
iamlegend on the beat
Leggo
I know.. leggo
**Ah dangerous
The way you do that thing you are dangerous
Anytime I see you move it girl you are dangerous
Leggo
Baby girl You are dangerous
Leggo
Everybody now
Oh my God oh
Tell me your mind oh
Oh nor nor nor nor
Me want to make you mine oh
Baby girl oh
You comot me from minor
Take me down to major
The way you handle that thing....

DJ Legend on the beat, mimzy on the vocals grin

Me I know Say The People Dem Love Me/
And I Know Oh/
Na Baba God Dey Bless Me And I Know Oh/
Dema Love My Style Hey/
I Dey Make Dem Happy/
People Dem Love My Style Hey/
Dem Say I Dey Make Dem Happy/
The Mama And The Papa Dem Know Me/
Children Just Dey Happy/
My Brother Shack Alcohol Oh Ooh/


Leggo Kpekele/
Shake Your Eke Hey/
Kpekele jump around And Kpeke/
Kpekele jump around and Kpekele/
Make Sure You Start To Dey Kpekele/



Leggo!! SaiMimzy!!!!!!

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Laveda(f): 3:08pm On Apr 27, 2016
SubtleFRED:

Dunno who to support for now but I'd just watch from a distance.

Seems Lan.icky and Mim.zy are pulling crowds.
Lemme just watch for a while smiley

I'm right here with you wink

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