| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 9:44am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Aieboocaar:
choi!! omo see signal!!!  na dis kind fud fit make persin sell em birthright.. abeg pass my own cum o lol i no put your own na fraiser own dey |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lyndalyn55(f): 9:45am On Apr 28, 2016 |
IghravweIG:
Good morning my beautiful people of Golden city hamlet.
Special shout out to all the pretty ladies in the house:
Barongmj, Honeybash, CandiceJay Lyndalyn55
e tal. Hope ya'll had a pleasant night?
Mr Kbs466, Me never see ur brake light o.
How body na?
Oyehomie, How ur side.
Baba Fraiser, I greet u o.
Ogas dem Groove, Jamesdman, Villagegoat, Eaglevision, Aieboocaar, iamdynamite, undisputedk and the rest ogas dem, I troway salute o. . Good morning yes n u? How was ur nyt? |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by LovesonBlezz(m): 9:45am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Honeybash:
yea dat true jare mind at rest na plaintain nd egg dey ground wit cold pepsi nysc no fit kill me Babe dis ur combo(plantain..egg..n pepsi) na die oo |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Aieboocaar(m): 9:45am On Apr 28, 2016 |
undisputedk:
Morning guys.
Well as regards finance being a possible reason for why we may not be deployed next month, permit me to expressly state that it's fallacious, false and (add whatever adverb, adjective suites you  )
First, the Corp members allowance does not get to the Nysc management as recently made known by the immediate past DG, rather it gets wired from the CBN to the commercial banks running Corp members accounts.
What the foregoing means is that finance if at all, should be the least worry of nysc. However that's not to say they don't need funds, of course they do, for salaries, overheads and running orientation camps.
But hey guess what, did you know that by law you're permitted to spend a certain % of your budget before it gets passed, this is so because governance cannot just stop, it's a continuum.
So if nysc claims to not have sufficient funds for deployment, they know what to do. . Allow us deploy ourselves (lol just kidding).
They can apply for a soft loan from CBN and reimburse them after the budget had been passed. 
I make sense??
Aieboocaar na your line I dey toe this morning oo. my brother chop two knuckle jare!, over sense dey worry u!.. no mind that yellow pawpaw ben bruce for silverbird wey think say na only am sabi make common sense....make em cum Golden city make em see where guys dey make common sense like say dem dey make love
oh poop! did i just say that *runs out of thread* |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lyndalyn55(f): 9:47am On Apr 28, 2016 |
CandiceJay:
Special good morning to all my wonderful sisters. Lets have fun today . Yes ooooo No time to waste time |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 9:48am On Apr 28, 2016 |
LovesonBlezz:
Babe dis ur combo(plantain..egg..n pepsi) na die oo abi nw i shall will not kill myself |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:49am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Fraiser:
Finally after a long journey from from goldencity by air...by rail...nd by sea... I have arrived... Royal greetings to all my stream2 brothers nd sisters.... States choosing are kaduna, abuja, enugu, lagos in that order... Saw kaduna in the leaked CUL... I still remain your boy Fraiser...
Cc
oyehomie, kbs468, Armynu, ighravweIG, sunnepa17, jubrealguy, eaglevision, Marvluv, VillageGoat, okitaiji, candicejay, lyndalyn55, nathoneal, GROOVE, Honeybash, skydweller, olasum, daudae1, dejiconde, aleora, phykel, sammiel, aieboocaar, ukjerrry, teemakagu, iamdynamite, jamesdman, bikinigurl, deeaka, memphisdepay, cynthiaezebaby, rosey33, tiwaladeboo, fkhalifa, gammarays, hernyola, ladycomfort, blessedgal, barongmj, sydneyboss, jico87, hardiodun, rockman etc etc
If you no see your monicker abeg no vex for your boi o, I hope to be familiar with all the monickers in due time, dis is just the few ones have been familiar with either in one way or d other. Our time we come soon, we will get their nd we will take over. I rep everyone... One love... welcome brother, i heard you travelled to china? I hope you bought those chinese chewing gum for us, the name of the chewing gum is ''chowtaumomo tako'', it helps to fight kungfu with those evil spirit inside one's dreams... Welcome back |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by barongmj(f): 9:50am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Good morning lurv, my night was good, although, I didn't sleep much. How was urs? IghravweIG:
Good morning my beautiful people of Golden city hamlet.
Special shout out to all the pretty ladies in the house:
Barongmj, Honeybash, CandiceJay Lyndalyn55
e tal. Hope ya'll had a pleasant night?
Mr Kbs466, Me never see ur brake light o.
How body na?
Oyehomie, How ur side.
Baba Fraiser, I greet u o.
Ogas dem Groove, Jamesdman, Villagegoat, Eaglevision, Aieboocaar, iamdynamite, undisputedk and the rest ogas dem, I troway salute o. |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 9:50am On Apr 28, 2016 |
giftiebrown:
If yu want honeybash, cum nd collect her, Jah bless..#LeaveHoneybash4Fraiser... Ah so u are suportin fraiser to toast honeybash again after the battalion he gather in GC city? hmm thats means no hope for pple like u that are single here. bless u too |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Aieboocaar(m): 9:51am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Lyndalyn55:
. Yes ooooo No time to waste time Miss G.M(ghost mode)  na u be dis? how far na who bring u out of ghostmode? |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Meesquared(m): 9:51am On Apr 28, 2016 |
counting down !5 days left..... |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by ray4000(m): 9:53am On Apr 28, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:
ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)
CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 22 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)
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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1
NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.
FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs - FARRAH GRAY.
MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
no success without sacrifice- W.F KUMUYI
To be able to stage a coup you have to be close to somebody- IBRAHIM BABANGIDA
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who fully unwraps a moimoi and gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret -ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1864)
2) Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head, just raise the rent up and kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:
1) Johnny buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife...
WIFE- Ah! Same colour? People will think that i don't change my panties...
JOHNNY- Which people?
2) A preacher said: ''if i had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
And if i had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
and if i had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river, again the congregation cried ''AMEN''...
The preacher sat down, the deacon then stood up and said, ''for our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing '' we shall drink from that river''
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED ''HALLEUJAH''
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc Bro I hail ooo. Good morin to you all |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:57am On Apr 28, 2016 |
ray4000:
Bro I hail ooo. Good morin to you all
morning to you bro, how things? |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Aieboocaar(m): 9:58am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Honeybash:
lol i no put your own na fraiser own dey haba! babe its not fair o... besides fraiser say em no dey like chop plantain say na dodo em like |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 9:58am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Honeybash:
abeg leave my baby ooo lol hmmm u never know fraiser well yet o *whisper to ur ear* u wil be his concumbine because he has 10wives at GC city, if them catch u eeh ur name na sorry because all of them are military trained. just ask me to give u a gentle guy in this village. i hope u slept well |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lyndalyn55(f): 9:59am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Honeybash:
lol i no put your own na fraiser own dey . I go love ooooo |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by GROOOVE(m): 9:59am On Apr 28, 2016 |
okitaiji loud it, we no gree at all
fraiser toasting game strong sha lie no follow... Giftiebrown make una futarians collabo finish lol, i still stand ground
honeybash now my name is numba 2 on the list? Ahh!!! Let me just return this range rover i bought for you
ighravwelIG our oga at the top, we greet u sir
villagegoat that contdown they cool minds wella, we troway salute |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by ray4000(m): 10:01am On Apr 28, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
morning to you bro, how things?
Not fine oo until I go to camp. Lol |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lyndalyn55(f): 10:01am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Aieboocaar:
Miss G.M(ghost mode) na u be dis? how far na
who bring u out of ghostmode? . Lol...happy mood I guess  |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by CandiceJay(f): 10:02am On Apr 28, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
yes oo, candicejay you dey do ojoro oo, guys no dey catch fun too again?, we no gree ooo E ma binu, dat was a general call. It's not for d ladies alone. Ladies nd gents of this beautiful village lets have fun today |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by GROOOVE(m): 10:03am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Good morning to you Abishaddy 1 Like |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by GROOOVE(m): 10:04am On Apr 28, 2016 |
good morning to you Candicejay ajebo girl, aint u up too early |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by ray4000(m): 10:04am On Apr 28, 2016 |
okitaiji:
hmmm u never know fraiser well yet o *whisper to ur ear* u wil be his concumbine because he has 10wives at GC city, if them catch u eeh ur name na sorry because all of them are military trained. just ask me to give u a gentle guy in this village. i hope u slept well Hope say you remember say I be gentle guy |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:05am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Honeybash:
you guys r great (my fraiser,groove,okitiaji,giftiebrown) thanks good morning love yall woooop sweetheart see hw i come d feel for u now. anywayz i don tell u everything abt fraiser b4 but if u no gree leave am i dnt mind be ur back door husby. Hav a splendid day ahead my dear, u rock well jor |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by GROOOVE(m): 10:05am On Apr 28, 2016 |
lyndalyn55 before u disappear again good morning o |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by IghravweIG(m): 10:06am On Apr 28, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
my oga i salute you ooo, we are happy here in banana island where i stay, because the rain decided to fall today, thereby reducing the heat that has been attacking us since the beginning of the year, i hope there is peace and transquility in your area? Yes o. There is o. |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 10:07am On Apr 28, 2016 |
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:09am On Apr 28, 2016 |
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lyndalyn55(f): 10:09am On Apr 28, 2016 |
GROOOVE:
lyndalyn55 before u disappear again good morning o ...lol..have always been around but on the silent mood...Good morning... |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:10am On Apr 28, 2016 |
GROOOVE:
okitaiji loud it, we no gree at all
fraiser toasting game strong sha lie no follow... Giftiebrown make una futarians collabo finish lol, i still stand ground
honeybash now my name is numba 2 on the list? Ahh!!! Let me just return this range rover i bought for you
ighravwelIG our oga at the top, we greet u sir
villagegoat that contdown they cool minds wella, we troway salute yes oo, laugh is the best medicine for long life and prosperity,,, i salute you too |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 10:11am On Apr 28, 2016 |
okitaiji:
hmmm u never know fraiser well yet o *whisper to ur ear* u wil be his concumbine because he has 10wives at GC city, if them catch u eeh ur name na sorry because all of them are military trained. just ask me to give u a gentle guy in this village. i hope u slept well Aieboocaar:
haba! babe its not fair o... besides fraiser say em no dey like chop plantain say na dodo em like GROOOVE:
okitaiji loud it, we no gree at all
fraiser toasting game strong sha lie no follow... Giftiebrown make una futarians collabo finish lol, i still stand ground
honeybash now my name is numba 2 on the list? Ahh!!! Let me just return this range rover i bought for you
ighravwelIG our oga at the top, we greet u sir
villagegoat that contdown they cool minds wella, we troway salute Aieboocaar:
haba! babe its not fair o... besides fraiser say em no dey like chop plantain say na dodo em like you guys r hilarious |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:13am On Apr 28, 2016 |
Lyndalyn55:
. I go love ooooo yes babe, chief adamsaka the owner of two plots of land in ota is here for you, incase you need someone to take you round mushin, sorry i mean round the world, to places you only see on T.V |
