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I'm Feeling Suicidal / I'm Feeling So Lonely Even In My Relationship... I Want To Comit Suicide / I Can't Sleep, I'm Feeling So Lonely. (2) (3) (4)
| I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 8:49pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Hello people, This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here. This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever... After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge. My questions are: Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her? Or does my virginity had a part to play? The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal... Any explanation? Lalasticlala I need your help, please. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Buharism: 8:51pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Cut ur dick off, boil it for 10 minutes in hot water, then fix it back, and all will bè fine. 2 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Rope Acid or chemical which one will you use  Nigerians population even too much3 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 8:54pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
All I need is any of your fam member's contact so as to know which aso ebi we will buy... Please, that's needed ASAP, thanks.... 1 Like |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 8:56pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
3 Possibilities... You might be gay? You might be impotent You might have some low libido issues One Certainty.. You're A fuckingg Coward! Why on earth would you consider suicide an Option 3 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by SubtleFRED(m): 8:57pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
How many versions of Tee billz we gonna see today? Anyways,back to the topic. I'm not really sure if it is possible for a guy to have done pre-intimacy and his_dick is still lying calm. So in other words OP,I'm simply trying to say I SMELL LIES 2 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by SubtleFRED(m): 8:59pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Don't worry OP, Estharfabian is here to help  |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by OkoAnike(m): 9:01pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Na death u dey package like this... Did u see pple's response? Nigeria don't care if u even die for better things of life, how much more dieing for the mentioned reason. Take care my young man. 2 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by SubtleFRED(m): 9:04pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian:You smacked him down But that was kinda harsh na or don't you think so?  1 Like |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:05pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
1) Excess masturrbation 2) Anxiety Those are d 2 causes You shd only feel suicidal if she's not mature. If she is she would know it happens to men sometimes. And if u insist, go to 3rd mainland bridge and try lagoon death 5 Likes |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
SubtleFRED:it wasn't... Was only being blunt. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 9:13pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian:If I'm impotent, what really is the essence of life when you can't impregnate a woman? Thanks for your contribution Mrs Acid tongue, I'll take that under advisement. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by kowema(f): 9:14pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Buharism: I pray thee, Receive sense!!!. All these Nairaland Kids that don't know how to apply Joke and seriousness. Naso Tee Billz for die today if to say them Banky call him write up joke. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:19pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
EvilHeaven:Oh. stop being overly sensitive... I was only being truthful. Look...For all thing's worth... You might just be having some libido issues. nothing a good drug can't fix. Ever had an erectiion before?  If You had? there You go! your problem could be solved. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Buharism: 9:19pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
kowema:its tru,that guy buharism is mad, i dont blame him. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by EvilHeaven: 9:25pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian:I've been having erectioons back to back... Just don't know why it failed on that particular instance. As for being gay, that's outta the question cause a sight of a nuude man irritates me. Thanks anyways. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by BackOff(m): 9:27pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
O-k-o-b-o  |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by IamLEGEND1: 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
if u go through with it then Good riddance to bad rubbish. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
EvilHeaven:good. we got the gay part settled.  Anxiety! you were probably Really Anxious.. .....It's one of the fast erectile killer we got. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 9:48pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
We do people always have to notify others, when they're about to commit suicide ? Whereas they're fūcking scared to the last nerve at the sound of the word death . like hey people, I wish to commit suicide ! Youngman , this could be anxiety , better still; go pay a doctor a visit, could be a minor medical issue. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 9:51pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian: you seem to know much about male genitals n erections erectile killer ! serial killer ! |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 9:54pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Marlvin:Oh yeah... I'm The only girl child my parents got. I grew up with guys all my life. so...yeah. I know A Thing or two about y'all Squishy bodies. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 9:58pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian: On the contrary you did sound like you know more than a thing or two about the turgid meat . |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
I can't seem to put my hand on why a guy would contemplate suicide because of "sex". Sex is overrated abeg. In fact there are other engagements far more pleasureable than sex. Your happiness in life need not be defined by your love for a singular commodity or activity. When you hold tenacious to only one thing and fail to see that there are other desirables that can keep you going and that could ensure your survival in the meantime, you are merely inviting doom upon thyself cause when you end up not quenching your want, you lose the lifeforce in you. You will begin to ask yourself why is life worth living. |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Marlvin:Definitely Not a crime ...is it? 1 Like |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
How do you know the feeling is suicidal when you haven't killed yourself before? You even get chance to sit your brain down to scribe this epistle. Abeg gerarahia with your lies mehn shi  Vexing mode deactivated, ain't responsible for what I said , so don't mind me and kindly vote and support Lanicky when you calm down. Strippers dey wey go turn you on in a twist. It wasn't your fault actually, na d fault of d babe wey sleep for ground like log of wood and expecting u to do all the job; it doesn't always work like that unless you're on something strroonngg! |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 10:05pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian: No, nice to know you ain't dīck shy |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:12pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Marlvin:Oh...I'm many other things... That, exclusive. 1 Like |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian: hmm. yo talking grown up. Hope yo really grown up sha |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by Marlvin(m): 10:16pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Estharfabian: T.r.m , heard you pulled out from the contest, personal reasons or you can't handle defeat ? 1 Like |
| Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by firstking01(m): 10:18pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Buharism:The spirit of buharism is really taking a toll on you |
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