HARDDON:


Arrh not this she m4le again!

For ur into, valeria , valerium or valendum got b00bs on her chest, u got hairs instead,
She got this feminine voice, but u got baritone tone, she got str8t legs n cute feet, urs r crooked, she's got b00ty while u pad up multiple pampams for some wack b00ty!

Tell me , how can u be Valele?

On a second tot, show me a sign u r Vgurl

KingCheezyPuff:
°•1st my name Is Valerie.Thank you sir.
2nd I an that moniker are 1 an the same
....I'm also ButteredBiscuit.

HARDDON:


If she tells u to send her a recharge, tell her ur money is still very young, it ain't ripe for harvesting yet

Or tell her u live on a budget, infact she wud help u balance d books next month ( no nid to be funny here, because u don't yoke with ppl trying to make a maga outa ya

U turn this test on its head n test who she really is too.... If she is an obiageli, dear brother, run for ur dear life !
How wud u know? She wud start avoiding u , u may call her, she wudnt take , nor call back. D gud ones might form vex a lil, but quickly come arnd, if d vex ties gele, knot tie with jacket n kills it off with wrapper round d waist, run!

SENSE PILL 7: Neva call a Lady more than Twice in a row , NEVER !

HARDDON:


Wow! What a stunner thou art!
been long I rolled with fresh thounder! U really get IT!

@ first bolded, why dey really drool over the "I-don't-care guy is the fact that every other guy out there, acts the same n immediately they come across one that is totally different, it weakens their hearts n they wano have him for keeps! They r searching unknowingly for that one guy that can put them in their place n take charge not one they can control.


@second bolded, this is the skill ladies use a lot . itz called hard-to-get! N it makes guys go gaga! I had a friend that this natural charm worked like magic on. There was this Gurl that usually pass tru his crip 2ice a week when going for fellowship. N this guy was stoned with her beauty! He used al d local wooing words, she wudnt budge, until one day, she was returning from midweek, as its his custom, he escorted her a bit only for her to tell him that if he wants to be her friend, he shld come to worship with them on Sunday, my guy that hasn't been to church for ages, was among d first ppl to report to church d next Sunday!

She was in choir, he noticed, after service, they met. U wudnt imagine my guy joined choir d next Saturday 4 practice, she was even shocked to see him.

After 3months, they started dating !


When ladies come across a guy that plays hard to get, it greatly makes them wano know if d guy is faking it( gay, impotent ,virgin or bad female experience) or he's for real. And as they say, curiosity kills d rat!


@third bolded, girls don't want a guy no other Gurl wants.
They like d guys that every other Gurl is drooling Bout so that when they get him, they can flaunt him n feel like za chamfion!

Nice to hv u here, thou like mind

KingCheezyPuff:
°Is that good or bad

NevetsIbot:
big ups bro! Glad Ientered this thread. No girl wants another 'woMAN' THEY SECRETLY AND UNCONCIOUSLY LONG TO BE UNDER AN ALPHA ,ALES AUTHORITY. ONE THAT CAN CONTROL THEM.

Buh these guys no wan show face o.

HARDDON:


Sure thing!

BTW,
One thing is to be sick n not know u r, the other is to be sick n seek solution, most guys don't know they stink n suck with ladies

HARDDON:


Sure thing!

BTW,
One thing is to be sick n not know u r, the other is to be sick n seek solution, most guys don't know they stink n suck with ladies

HARDDON:


know what? Do us all a fav, open a thread n explain in details this split personality abberation Using ValeV profile n cc me, lets see if id have d time to scrub arround n read ur scrolls

BTW, I asked for sign not an explanation

On the subject at hand, having read tru it al, we await ur input, objectively or subjectively howeverly King-wano-be-valery-buttered-puff-puff

°•You butcher my name on the constant.

...°•I ain't been readin' this stuff, just disruptin' it's flow
*°An you helpin' me

NevetsIbot:
can say it's cute tho..

lexaydfg:
Learning a lot here.... Ride on op

NevetsIbot:
hahahahahah.... Em nice guys. Lol

SimpleBea:
Harddon.
I fancy girls alot bt i dnt show it. This makes some girls crush on me. For example, i lent out my textbook to a girl and when she returned it. She wrote her number at the back. I dint call her, after crushin on me for abt a month.she later frendzoned me. Even, my brother think i am datin her. He asked her, are we dating and she said no. She said i didnt tell her i love her, and that its only msgs that i do send.
Its true that i do send msg... I love this gel deeply bt dint knw aw i should i tell her. She had friendzoned m ryt nw.


How can i make her love me again?

SimpleBea:
Harddon.
I fancy girls alot bt i dnt show it. This makes some girls crush on me. For example, i lent out my textbook to a girl and when she returned it. She wrote her number at the back. I dint call her, after crushin on me for abt a month.she later frendzoned me. Even, my brother think i am datin her. He asked her, are we dating and she said no. She said i didnt tell her i love her, and that its only msgs that i do send.
Its true that i do send msg... I love this gel deeply bt dint knw aw i should i tell her. She had friendzoned m ryt nw.


How can i make her love me again?

KingCheezyPuff:
°•You butcher my name on the constant.

...°•I ain't been readin' this stuff, just disruptin' it's flow
*°An you helpin' me

HARDDON:



What Name?
King-oiled-Puffpuff , vainVerarahia or ButteredB00ty?

Yea sure, u aint reading this stuff, u just chose to spread ur mat on here

°*There was a stain on yer post so I wiped it off ....°You welcome.

HARDDON:
@ SimpleBea,



We can still use d luv letter line on her. Depending on ur body language, voice tone n the way u lay it across, I might still work:

Here go: I saw the luv letter u wrote n placed in my text book sometime ago, u were so shy u cudnt be lady enuf to just ask me out?

( our aim is to unnerve her n make her laugh, surprise her with d new witty u n ultimately attract her )

She wud ask u when was that:
With a quizzical look, n a lil smack smile playing on ur lips, say " wow, it must have really annoyed u I ignored u. Ur face suddenly turned red.... "


Whatever she says, make sure u twist it to show she really wanted u but was just too shy, make it look like u friend zoned her

HARDDON:


Telling a gurl u luv her is like handing over ur balls to her, giving her ,on a platter , d license to start demanding things n leaning on u for most of her wants.
It send d wrong message out to dem n puts frictional tension btw u too, now u both start getting conscious of each other's presence n starts acting PSEUDO RIGHT so as not to mess up d whole thingy n the friendship that u shld be building, wanes!

Don't get me wrong, I know women r moved by what they hear, there r right things to tell her to create attraction , not this very commonly used, super-abused word she has heard world over
This is just wrong.

I can tell u that she didn't friend zone u because u didn't tell her u luv her( in fact, that shld draw her close cos she wud wano know how a man is able to hold his tots,control his mind), d reason she friendzoned u is in those messages u have been sending ( both physically n tru phone)
BORING MSGS that doused d attraction she felt for u at first that made her borrow ur text book so she can give u her number since u wudnt ask n she didn't know how to approach u.


This is what u shld hv done immediately u saw her number:

U wud have waited a day or two, this is to keep her anticipating ur call( bliv me she was) then on the third day, ring her up( u cant imagine d excitement she wud feel to know its u calling) n say:

" is that how shy u are? So u cudnt tell Me to my face that u r dying for me rather u used sense to collect my text book so u can write me a luv letter Tru it?

Well guess what ? u are on a very long queue, u have to show me why u deserve ME cos I'm not that Cheap. "

She wud try to deny writting it, then u hit her thus:

" oh so u cudnt even write it with ur clear eyes ? U had to HY up? O-2-da-h the blazing luv u feel for me, Yea i know i have that effect on ladies! "

Do u get the msg? U r inputing it to her she wants U so badly, ofcos she does!
Don't u ever fail again when faced with this Linda situation

SimpleBea:
You got me enthralled.

KingCheezyPuff:
°*There was a stain on yer post so I wiped it off ....°You welcome.

HARDDON:
@ SimpleBea,



We can still use d luv letter line on her. Depending on ur body language, voice tone n the way u lay it across, I might still work:

Here go: I saw the luv letter u wrote n placed in my text book sometime ago, u were so shy u cudnt be lady enuf to just ask me out?

( our aim is to unnerve her n make her laugh, surprise her with d new witty u n ultimately attract her )

She wud ask u when was that:
With a quizzical look, n a lil smack smile playing on ur lips, say " wow, it must have really annoyed u I ignored u. Ur face suddenly turned red.... "


Whatever she says, make sure u twist it to show she really wanted u but was just too shy, make it look like u friend zoned her

HARDDON:



Mmmm, u cleaning after me now? Wow, Gud wify trait, but uv got to do much more than that to impress me.

While at it, remember that u r on a very loooong queue

°•Loool I'll remember
....bye

mygee2:





pls I have these problem I have about girls wenerver I start chasing a girl wen I gt successful sometimes they would admit they love meeting bt in short period they gt bored wet mee by not replying my messages and picking up my calls

HARDDON:
We go back to out sequence: thinking on ur feet n making new friends : different situations: practical examples n real life stories

HARDDON:


Oh , Thatz ma hobby

I wud only get excited when u tell me u got d woman of ur dreams back