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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by dareajayi(m): 7:46pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:abi i no get liver 4 dat, nd it doesnt concern me sef if she z a girl i dnt care nd if otherwise ko kan aye |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by NiffyJay(f): 7:52pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Dolphineyes:True oo, i remember the day i first got to OAU campus, i was running on zebra crossing line i thought i was in Lagos (1 driver asked me if i was a zebra beecause it was called Zebra Crossing) me and everyone there at that moment just turn their head and was just looking @ me i felt somehow ehn 1 Like |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by MisterDreamz(m): 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
NiffyJay:*falls down from chair backwards |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by NiffyJay(f): 7:58pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:because i am in bed 3 and it is bed 1-4 that gets the big wardrobe(their wardrobes are in the room and it's big). Bedspace 8-12 sort themselves out |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by NiffyJay(f): 8:00pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
MisterDreamz:like it was embarrassing |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
NiffyJay:buh im in bed no 8 nawww whyyyyy meeee |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:14pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
NiffyJay: |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kunlexze(m): 8:16pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Was at the cafe this afternoon and this conversation ensued me : sir i want to make remita payment cafe man : is your master card with you? Me : yes cafe man : opened portal input my account details naso the thing they write error(the atm is'nt enabled for internet banking) me : whats the possible way out? Cafe man : transfer the total amount into my accout + additional 1k or withdraw the total money and pay in bank(meaning i've to wait till monday) me : ¤sighs¤ ok. I rushed to the nearest atm,did the transfer and went back to the cafe. Cafe man : waited for almost 30minutes b4 d alert entered. > we started the remita payment,the tin was'nt loading,later it finally loaded and the acceptance fee was sucessfull.. The portal asked me to upload my signature and passport na so the scanner no gree work o.. After the scanner later worked, portal no con open again o since around 4pm till like 7pm. P.s : i don enter one chance o, my 72,700 still dey the cafe man account and na till monday b4 the guy open again.. Abeg help me dey read psalm 23, the cafe man must not ja my sch fee and runaway oo 1 Like |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ItzTun3chi(m): 8:18pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:impossible |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ItzTun3chi(m): 8:19pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kunlexze:I wish I was the cafe man |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:20pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
dareajayi:abi oo..wait sef wet in chuck me inside their matter sef?!? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kunlexze(m): 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
ItzTun3chi:haaa my money is alegic to all third party and it might give you cholera |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
ItzTun3chi:yhu truly believe wat yhu ar sayin, lemme clear dis confusion once nd for all, anyone who calls me a guy afta dis will see my red eye. Lemme start frm d start. So oneday i was browsing, i nw tot dat come oh, dere shuld be a place were oau's freshers should be meeting na, hehehehehe, c aw all of yhu open eyes, una like story. I sha discovered nairaland, so i joined nd commented dat av gotten admission, nd someone quoted me nd sed 'congratulations, bro', i don forget d person's moniker. Nd i was like 'wow, so i cn fulfill my fantasy of been a boy' (nah, i dnt h8 been a girl buh i believe itz stressful jhor, y shuld i plait my hair nd suffer wen i cn barb it evry two weeks no stress, anyway, dat one na story for anoda day). Were did i stop? Ehn ehn, bt mind yhu i didnt noe aw to upgrade my profile sef, it was later i discovered ple wit 'f' beside deir names where gals. So dis went on nd on. Den sumfin happened ( hehehehehe, c dem, i wnt tell yhu) nd i sed oya ayaff tire sef, lemme nw update my profile to girl. I noe i sumtimes chat like a guy, av been told so. So maybe dat was wat made my story hard to believe bt am a gal. Bt dere was neva 'm' beside my name. I neva evn sed i was male, everybody jst assumed nd i went along wit it. |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:yhur own beta, m in number 5!!! Imagine! Jst one fecking number!! |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:39pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kunlexze:hahahaha!! If na standard cafe yhu go, i dnt tink dere is trouble buh if na all dose ones dat ar made of wood, guy yhu ar O.Y.O |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Fabulous95:yh, am in moz, yhu nko?? Angola? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
ItzTun3chi:kini meaning |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:which requires an answer!!! |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:47pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Jayooluwa:;Dlmao dis tin dey chuk me 4 body...does this mean dat we will have to bring wadrobe Ni abi wetin? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Jayooluwa:oya give the answer |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by bateslugz(m): 8:49pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
502.....great |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:yh, we go buy locker, tho i hrd yhu cn buy on campus or evn rent sef, av nt rili confirmed tho |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 8:52pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Jayooluwa:chai...this is what you get for accommodation of#3090...IFE I dey hail o |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:hehehehehe, i swear dat private hostel tempted me, bt ple were like itz beta to stay in public hostel for yhur part1 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ItzTun3chi(m): 9:17pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:you said I'm impossible so I deserve an explanation |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by dareajayi(m): 9:18pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:no understand o |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ItzTun3chi(m): 9:19pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Jayooluwa:oya, I believe you... you are a she |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:31pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi: u....mean...u...ain't... a...dude MY LANDS!! you've gotta be friggin' kidding me!..... er..... nevamind |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by marz007(m): 9:31pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
SnakeXenzia: one of my friend dey botany... should I link u guys up? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 9:32pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Jayooluwa:i swear we(my parents and i)had already checked out d private hostels and we agreed that i'll go to SGH hostel,buh 1 bad belle person in ma dads office told him dah i have 2 stay in pub. hostel 4 ma 1st yr. O gal i vexed no be small tin,now i have to be meeting rats and lizards *goes into hysteria* |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kaseshi: 9:37pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
ItzTun3chi:PRAISE THE LORD!!!! |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
kaseshi:hehehehehe, takia, I feel yhur pain. Maybe 2nd semester |
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