Guy is true o, buhari just call me greet me say happy new month. hey, so MAY don come be that an no be this same MAY we they go camp..mcteeeew 13th don come 21st self no even far. Happy new month my fellow stream2 villagers. Am sorry for coming late busy since morin

Good morning Good morning

Sijo01:


I've missed you too. I dey fine kamkpe. I believe you're too.

Hope you're fully set for your national call?

I dey gidipa full ground.

Am not oo.

I'm tired of heartbreaks and disappointments.

I'll use a fire-brigade-approach of preparation when I get my Call-up letter.

Hi, have been a silent follower of this thread, lemme come out of ghost mode. Sadly i was pushed to stream 2 even rho i registred early. SOD is nassarawa,delta,kaduna,oyo.

[color=#550000][/color] @ villagegoat, as at yesterday ur countdown for printing CUL was 12days, abegi, today will be 11days according to u and today is 1st may, omoh u dey scam us pass dis nysc pipu o

goodgirl247:
[color=#550000][/color] @ villagegoat, as at yesterday ur countdown for printing CUL was 12days, abegi, today will be 11days according to u and today is 1st may, omoh u dey scam us pass dis nysc pipu o

i noticed it too...a job weldne to yu villageGOAT bt ur countdwn dey fly, e nid small adjustmnt...

okitaiji:
bae i don use my torchlight search for sotay my ba3 don run down nice meetin u, u mak me to live a singlehood lif here.... kbs468 a.k.a 247 dey furnish our house bfor he go com

Abi oo. Na so. Good morning wonderful Brother and wishing you and every other Citizen a super splendid Sunday service experience today

goodgirl247:
[color=#550000][/color] @ villagegoat, as at yesterday ur countdown for printing CUL was 12days, abegi, today will be 11days according to u and today is 1st may, omoh u dey scam us pass dis nysc pipu o

You are indeed a Good lady and grown from being a girl already. I certainly believe that VillageGOAT will do the needful as observed OK

Jamesdman:
Hi guys.

Good morning beautiful people of this noble satellite town.

Shout out to..

lyndalyn55
marvluv
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
hardiodun
barongmj
candicejay
ray4000
ruky8
dadizgirl and all other incredibly gorgeous ladies of the house. How's the movie viewing fiesta shaping up?

To ma niggas..

phykel
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
Aieboocaar
IghravweIG

I hope you guys are good this morning. Good job and good luck with your dating games.

I finally got a lil job that's gonna keep me busy until next week. Feels good to have something else, besides, movies to keep my mind busy.

Might not be really active on here, but will always keep looking up this beautiful town.

Take care and cheers y'all!!!!!!

Its so nice to hear from you man. I trust you should be doing absolutely good.

Cheers man!

mumu5000:
Hi, have been a silent follower of this thread, lemme come out of ghost mode. Sadly i was pushed to stream 2 even rho i registred early. SOD is nassarawa,delta,kaduna,oyo.

But are you sure your name is not responsible for your being pushed to stream II? Because you said that is ur official name too oo.

Good morning Brother. Don't mind me oo. I am just missing Golden City already ni ooo

CROBBOY YOU!

GOOD MORNING BRO. NO SERVICE YET? OR ABOUT TO

*beats gong* kon kon kon * in town crier's voice. * my fellow villagers of golden city hamlet! d king has sent me to tell u dat he will be coming soon. please let us endeavour to live right and retrace our steps. above all He told me to tell you that whoever must worship him must do so in spirit and in truth, d KING has spoken. * continues to beat gong* kon kon kon.

happy sunday guys

daudae1. It's been awhile I heard from you oo. Although I have been the one who has been away, So might not be in the know of everything from you

ray4000:

God no friend again, na hin be say I no fee put u for house with my wife chai, u fall my leg

hahaha na play I play with you nah, how you take hear me sef... good morning brotherly

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marvluv:

hummmnnn....ok
abishaddy darling..how av u been & how was ur trip to London? ***said by ur hubby..***

I'av been opportuned to b ur one & only okitaiji adviser since u travelled. so, he asked me to talk to u to reduce this ur off and on from the family, if not u will loose ur one and only husby..
though he told me he sincerely loves u & he can even die because of u alone..
I beg kindly look into diz issue & make corrections sharp sharp.

Bea u nail it... I hope abishaddy will listen to you now tnx jor

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happy new month to yall,happy sunday as well.

abishaddy i sight u.
comin bk to reply all em mentions,cos i no dae see myself ryt nw.had a funky saturday,NYSC no fit spoil my jollification

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
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SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

DUEZNATION:
U guys are talking about wives here,una dey share wives?
Can i have mine?

padi grab any available bae around you and groove

ray4000:

Beauty, na so nah just because I like u ni

so u d look for concubine abi, I go tell suogal

Angel abishaddy I sight u, hope ur night was good

Good morni my fellow villagers of GC annex... I wish everyone a prosperous new month....

Happy new month n happy sunday..... yes Okitaji am back frm London..lol. n those dat hv bin worrying y I haven't bin replying, am back nw. N to those dat hv bin claiming to b ma hubby una well done oh.

goodgirl247:
[color=#550000][/color] @ villagegoat, as at yesterday ur countdown for printing CUL was 12days, abegi, today will be 11days according to u and today is 1st may, omoh u dey scam us pass dis nysc pipu o

i just noticed the error now, thank you

VillageGoat nice one dear... Your head dey dia... Keep it rolling

Hahahaha.. villageGoat u make me laugh nak my head for door... I know what fraiser is capable of doing. nice one Bro happy new month

giftiebrown:
abishaddy must see ds...fraiser i dey hail...

baba I dey hail pass o... Hw u dis morni?

May we nt sink in dis ocean2 movement as d big ship as arrive for d 21days trips...For d lovers on board d captain warn all dat we shud learn by history jack nd Rose(Titanic)......safe trip to our different destination

okitaiji:
fraiser I waited for you to share what honeybash left with you before she embark on a journey with me but to no avail... my abishaddy is waiting for me inside bedroom already,.. Good night famz thanks for lighting up my day till now

happy Sunday in advance... all Christian here should endeavor to go to church and our Muslim Bro/sisters should have a nice praying time in mosque too

honeybash embark on a jouney wit u? I dey sure say I dey sure sey sleep don dey ur eyes wen u dey type dis so I no go take am serious...

giftiebrown:
See conspiracy...D bae dey Fraiser house

lol... See my guy won put me for anoda scander o...