Smellymouth:


I still dey wait for that side oo,you never update me finish

tosyne2much:
Baba, shey u wan roger one babe gimme ni?

falconey:


halfricanadian has my heart, she is everything i'm not , she complements me.

halfricanadian:


when did dat happen

i didnt mean to have ur heart o

If u want it come and take it o

Bt dats sweet thank u

Angelberry:
pls don't say that about me again. I'm different from others. Just don't wanna disclose reason I asked that question. Peace

RebelliousDark:


you are weird for saying darkrebel is Missclassy. . . . .how much weird could that get?

I still stand by my words .
Go back to that thread and see the numbers of likes I got from that comment.

You and missclassy type same way, use same curse words, quick to anger e.tc

You were like the female version of missclassy.

Just saying#

midehi2:

go and sit down, i never finish my bottle of Red Square Vodka and captain black, still on it but might sleep off any moment.


tomorrow pls.

U still dey drink dat thing?

Tomorrow then

KashyBaby:




Hi my beloved how far na? Never heard from u eh...

Anyway, I always like u coz of ur intellectual capacity I like a guy who is an open minded..and besides ur confident & cute

As I always said, the girl will fall for u is very lucky...

okuneddie:








where is my share of the yams u came back with....send them now before I come to ife

You forgot to ask oranges and mangoes
Oh and their very tasty local rice
Oh and local africa maggi
With fresh fishes

My luggages still on the way
Lol

falconey:


Reading your emotional posts changed my cold heart ,a connection emerged and became an affection . Right now my heart is as soft as agege white bread because of you.

prettythicksme:
ur eyes no dey see&ignore?

SmellingAnus:
wow... Thanks honey I really missed you... Will what'sapp you as early as I wake up tomorrow... My darling for life that's who you are...

okuneddie:


lol......now to my ibere, which branch ma?

skywalker888:
Tosyne2much

1. Which nairaland babe are you crushing on?

2. Evidence has it that you are creative and a very brilliant dude, does this brilliancy refelct in your academics?

3. Some ladies think you are misogynistic in nature, what can you say concerning that?

4. Are you really a virgin as you always claim or you are only joking about it?

5. How do you feel when you PM a lady and she ignores your PM?

YorubaWoman:
You forgot to ask oranges and mangoes
Oh and their very tasty local rice
Oh and local africa maggi
With fresh fishes

My luggages still on the way
Lol

KashyBaby:




OK boo... u know where to find me...

Angelberry:
Don't want to talk about it..nice meeting u sir I'm off to politics section.

Angelberry:
STFUand4kMeHARD, tell me about your moniker

okuneddie:








when ladies want to turn u down without u asking more questions, they will use sir.......don't worry goan come back

scentmarlc:



MissGdope whats your bra size?

RebelliousDark:


what do you mean if you know what shag means?



•at what age did you lose your virginity? and how was it taken? roughly or slowly?

•what type of books do you read and how often do you read?

•have you ever met a nairalander offline?

•do you wish you were a guy deep down in your heart of hearts?

RebelliousDark:


when my 7 inches was making you scream like a possessed Banshee yesternight and here you are requesting for 20 inches. . that's extra 13 inches of what made you bleed last night. . .. why would i ignore? you wan kill yaself? olojukokoro

STFUand4kMeHARD:

I rather practically show you how the moniker goes down

Angelberry:
I'm back, ask me something else

GIYAZZ:
Motherrfucker
VOTE MISSGDOPE!!!!!!

scentmarlc:



MissGdope whats your bra size?

PinkBarbie:
Most valuable physical attribute? I can't really place it...

What do you want to be known for?

okuneddie:



where are u from

donbenedict:
Creamychic





Supposing you are looking your house and u just happen to spot five thousand naira on d ground, nobody was at home at the moment, and you were broke at that moment, what would u do with the money?