giftiebrown:
e b lyk say uu miss dt part wey Meeddah refer to me as her luv...Sunnepa17 cn bear me witness...Meedah, I luv yu too

i love you all sweets

VillageGOAT:

to become like me, you need to provide the following items for the normal sacrifice, we need two virgin mosquitoes, one baby lion, two pregnant cockroach, one coconut head, two blind eagles, one deaf he-goat, three sexy cows, one local rat and two fat chickens
if all the items are provided, then you would become like me, you would even have three plots of land in ota where you can build one small country, and you will also have 10 private jets...

Not interested anymore...lol

Sunnepa17:




Quote ♍ƺ ur email address nd ℓ̊ will 4ward ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ my details

pls help me check mine pls

Sunnepa17:




Quote ♍ƺ ur email address nd ℓ̊ will 4ward ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ my details

pls help me check mine pls...Epp a sister biko

gpstars:

ebolegodspower@gmail.com. include ur WhatsApp number in d mail so I will send u ur correct callup no n ur state of deployment. just send me ur full name including surname n middle name n d state u choosed ..pls only u oo I no wan disturb d person or cast d tin n no wan see plenty messages for my mail. so u can confirm d callup no to know if its correct.

pls lemme send mine too...Sent it already pls...meedah_malik@yahoo.com pls

giftiebrown:
Maryluv ur services ar needed urgently

Rotfl

giftiebrown:
my bae Meeddah left home, she ws last seen 5mnths ago...Pls, help me beg her

boo boo m hr

giftiebrown:
lol...Atleast u gt to c her even doh una dey kip malice, i neva c my Meeddah fr a vry long tym...Last seen 5mths ago...Meeddah!!! Meeddah!! pls, cum bk home...

m coming home...tell the world m coming baby

nurmanteasynoni:
Incase u guys are concerned about may 21st being a weekend (saturday),, here it is,, if u noticed the calculations, for stream I from April 27th - May 13th, thats 16 days in camp as opposed the normal 21 days (i guess),, then stream II from May 21st to June 6th, another 16 days, these camping dates were done that way accurately because of the MUSLIM RAMADAN FASTING period (which starts exactly on the june 6th) as no corper will be required to be on compulsory fasting in camp,, as a result, this has fueled rumourz that stream II camp may be shifted to JULY since the fasting lasts for 29/30 days (ending on July 5th or 6th),, THUS,, i'lld say we take a chill pill and get rid of the chili,, lets hope for the best and expect no postponement or merging with Batch B,, (as with the merging,, it makes NO sense,, so disregard it,, haba wetin them wan talk say we do them wey na we them go come select go merge with people wey dey go camp for November,, November??,, na 6 months time be that oo,, God forbid),, by the way i'm "NURMALEE the STANDARD"

nice write up bro... I've seen my posting. just waiting for may21st...
#legit

sydneyboss:


nice write up bro... I've seen my posting. just waiting for may21st...
#legit

Sydnesboss,, if i may ask,,, in what form did u recieve the NYSC message,, was it the "you will be notified when to print ur CUL" or "you are expected. To print ur CUL from may 13th to may 21st"

Goodmorni to all the villagers of this village... I hope we all have a beautiful nyt... I wish all of us a fullfiled day...

faustychris23:
am not new and i already did that just that am a ghost moder but here goes again
kebbi ogun nasarawa delta

Both have kebbi, ogun and delta. Hope am posted to one of ogun or delta. Gud morin

Nathoneal dear, gud a.m, trust u slept well?

10 days to printing of CUL, 17days to camp.....date is close already so y'all should not panic mbok. Nysc hasn't said anything about postponment and the dates on the time table has not been altered so 21st is still gonna be the camp opening date

Meeddah:
pls help me check mine pls...Epp a sister biko

My lovely sista, GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning nd ao was ya nite?

Based on d Cul stuff, am nt d one checkin it, d guy ℓ̊ sent my email to avnt reply ♍ƺ

Morning Everyone, 10 Days to CUL Printing....Tick-Tick

Fraiser:
Goodmorni to all the villagers of this village... I hope we all have a beautiful nyt... I wish all of us a fullfiled day...

I wish u d same Bro.
Good morning.

genius43:
Morning Everyone, 10 Days to CUL Printing....Tick-Tick

Morning to u too Bro.
It's getting closer now.

IghravweIG:

Morning to u too Bro.
It's getting closer now.

Yes O..

barongmj:
10 days to printing of CUL, 17days to camp.....date is close already so y'all should not panic mbok. Nysc hasn't said anything about postponment and the dates on the time table has not been altered so 21st is still gonna be the camp opening date

Good morning, My sugar.
I trust ur night was peaceful.

Good morning palz

nurmanteasynoni:

Sydnesboss,, if i may ask,,, in what form did u recieve the NYSC message,, was it the "you will be notified when to print ur CUL" or "you are expected. To print ur CUL from may 13th to may 21st"

mine was without a date... Abuja things on my mind

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 18 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
When hungry, eat your rice, when tired, close your eyes, fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what i mean - LIN CHUN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i have never been driven by the love of power, rather i have gotten to where i am today by the power of love - GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) you are 18 years old, and your sugar daddy is 70 years old, and you still dey call am ''baby'', my sister, he suppose be ancestor

2) when your life is in darkness, pray to God to free you, if you are still in darkness after praying, please pay your NEPA bills.

.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) I am just tired of all these igbo sisters trying to form english accent while singing gospel songs, which one is
''Email, Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her, Ayinekele gymnastics Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her''

2) Fraiser and okitaiji met each other again at the same center after writing jamb for 5 times, the following conversation ensued between them
FRAISER- Wow okitaiji, we meet again, this jamb people are wicked ooo, they just keep on failing us, after burning my candles, going to night class and putting pepper in my eyes, so that i will not sleep, they will still fail me
OKITAIJI- Fraiser, don't mind those jamb people, it is buhari that cause it, see me failing jamb for 5 times, i pray that i pass this 6th jamb exam ooo
FRAISER- i pray too ooo

after the exam, the conversation continued...
FRAISER- Jesus! Those questions were very hard, am already tired, God help me..
OKITAIJI- Guy, i feel like crying, no time to finish, i was still in that question were they said ''jesus died on the cross of what'' i choose E- mushin, jesus died on the cross of mushin, did i get it?
FRAISER- no oooo, me i choose A ooo, the answer is ajegunle, don't you know that jesus died on the cross of Ajegunle?
OKITAIJI- mehn i forgot oo, i don fail am, make i come dey go
FRAISER- chai, ok my guy, see you again next year for the 7th jamb
OKITAIJI- God forbid, I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS NAME, i shall pass my jamb, Thunder fire you!!! Shege
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

giftiebrown:
i don send fr dem, bt i hear say d wheel barrow wey dey convey dem go hit fowl wey dey cross road...D wheel barrow is damaged beyond repairs

lol... Wheel barrow ke, na lame man den b?

Sunnepa17:
Lolzz....ɖɨs one pass africa magic padie

Nah seasonal film tiko ni opin Coz yhu no fit watch african magic ʟɨҡɛ seasonal film

lol... Make I sitdan dey enjoy d film togeda den

okitaiji:
fraiser fraiser you want to use slangs confuse marvluv again dearis God oo.. hope your day has been good

lol... Which slang b dat o, me na innocent o, my day has been gud... Hope u re enjoyin ur syd?

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 18 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
When hungry, eat your rice, when tired, close your eyes, fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what i mean - LIN CHUN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i have never been driven by the love of power, rather i have gotten to where i am today by the power of love - GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) you are 18 years old, and your sugar daddy is 70 years old, and you still dey call am ''baby'', my sister, he suppose be ancestor

2) when your life is in darkness, pray to God to free you, if you are still in darkness after praying, please pay your NEPA bills.

.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) I am just tired of all these igbo sisters trying to form english accent while singing gospel songs, which one is
''Email, Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her, Ayinekele gymnastics Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her''

2) Fraiser and okitaiji met each other again at the same center after writing jamb for 5 times, the following conversation ensued between them
FRAISER- Wow okitaiji, we meet again, this jamb people are wicked ooo, they just keep on failing us, after burning my candles, going to night class and putting pepper in my eyes, so that i will not sleep, they will still fail me
OKITAIJI- Fraiser, don't mind those jamb people, it is buhari that cause it, see me failing jamb for 5 times, i pray that i pass this 6th jamb exam ooo
FRAISER- i pray too ooo

after the exam, the conversation continued...
FRAISER- Jesus! Those questions were very hard, am already tired, God help me..
OKITAIJI- Guy, i feel like crying, no time to finish, i was still in that question were they said ''jesus died on the cross of what'' i choose E- mushin, jesus died on the cross of mushin, did i get it?
FRAISER- no oooo, me i choose A ooo, the answer is ajegunle, don't you know that jesus died on the cross of Ajegunle?
OKITAIJI- mehn i forgot oo, i don fail am, make i come dey go
FRAISER- chai, ok my guy, see you again next year for the 7th jamb
OKITAIJI- God forbid, I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS NAME, i shall pass my jamb, Thunder fire you!!! Shege
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

Nice one...ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ mouthed

IghravweIG:
abeg i get one small question o.
For my guys dem.
abeg which kind bag/box, go dey cool to carry go camp as per guy man.
When go fit contain the necessities only.
Me i nor dey like load o.
cc
Okitaiji
Fraiser
Ray4000
Sunepa17
Giftiebrown

na better question u ask o, I recommend ghana-must-go back, base on sey u b bigboy shey u get... Babes go just dey feel u anyhow...

okitaiji:
lmao.. fraiser you no well

lol... No b lie na

Fraiser:
lol... Make I sitdan dey enjoy d film togeda den

Lolzz...⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ take ɖɨs chilled Origin make yhu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use am luk front.

**in my mind** sɦɛy my padi don 4get say nah ɦɨʍ b d seasonal film ni, make ɦɨʍ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch d film, ♍ƺ go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ luk am wif one eyes*