Meeddah:
boo boo m hr

oh!! babie!! whr av yu bn av missed yu loads!! muah!!

How do I read mails or attcach my account to my mail. I get to receive msgs bt when I try to view them, I get the "you cnt view cos ur email is not connected" as d msg.

Kbs468:

Amen pretty. Everything is Well like you hope and it's an answered prayer already OK. And I say thank you for the mention and Ofcourse being a lady of substance

U welcome anytime boss. Thanks to u too.

Fraiser:
lol... Wheel barrow ke, na lame man den b?

no naa! d back of dem feet don cut cut like thse aboki wey dey sell sugar cane....1naira coin fit enta thru dt cut...Dem dey fear to put d feet fr ground...wheel barrow is d best means of trnsprting dem...

Fraiser:
na better question u ask o, I recommend ghana-must-go back, base on sey u b bigboy shey u get... Babes go just dey feel u anyhow...

lol...Mk he shaa no frgt to carry enof garry nd kuli...Girls go feel am d more...especialy hardiodun nd loveablechi

barongmj:
How do I read mails or attcach my account to my mail. I get to receive msgs bt when I try to view them, I get the "you cnt view cos ur email is not connected" as d msg.

Is it the same email u used in opening ur NL account.
cos i do know that there's an option to change email in ur 'Edit profile' button.

VillageGoat you well done, come see how my belle dey sweet me as the days no pass 10days again, I don dey pack my load already.
As for olodo fraiser an okitaiji, dey still need to go back to primary sch to learn more.
Good morning everybody

Meeddah:
Lol

sup cutie... Hw u doin dis morni, I hope ur nyt was beautiful... Enjoy ur day dearie..

Sunnepa17:



Lolzz...⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ take ɖɨs chilled Origin make yhu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use am luk front.

**in my mind** sɦɛy my padi don 4get say nah ɦɨʍ b d seasonal film ni, make ɦɨʍ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch d film, ♍ƺ go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ luk am wif one eyes*

So you shabi that kind eye, way u go turn ur eye ball finish to dey watch am. How ur nite

Primusinterpares:
Mazi Village Goat.. I over heard Mazi okonta of okijah clan saying that stream two Pcms will be going to camp by July how true? Please consult the Oracle on behalf of the village clan...

chai chai chai, our elders said that, ''the reason why the goat only eats grass, is because it cannot eat amala and ewedu'' ,i just consulted the oracle, and he said . Chai, holy, he said that the gods have sent a sign through a small mosquitoe, holy holy, if the nysc dg tries to change the date, the mosquitoe would be sent to his house and it will bite him tire, he go suck everything, nothing go remain for him body, later the man go rethink twice come leave the date as E dey
jah holy holy... The gods have spoken, he who has ears let me hear

I did change to another one cos the previous one was saying same thing so I thought probably d mail I used unfortunately, this new one is having same issue

IghravweIG:

Is it the same email u used in opening ur NL account.
cos i do know that there's an option to change email in ur 'Edit profile' button.

ray4000:
VillageGoat you well done, come see how my belle dey sweet me as the days no pass 10days again, I don dey pack my load already.
As for olodo fraiser an okitaiji, dey still need to go back to primary sch to learn more.
Good morning everybody

morning bro, a report just reached me now, that elder fraiser was seen toasting sister meddah, the girl that fetches water at udemagu stream, opposite otugala village, a village council meeting with be fixed to discuss the new development....

barongmj:
I did change to another one cos the previous one was saying same thing so I thought probably d mail I used unfortunately, this new one is having same issue

Ok. Just followed u now.
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mariosam:


The reply from the gods

*To him that registereth,will there be khaki for, this year.

The gods has spoken



Village goat, remember the items in the list from the above client so we we can complete the required scarifice.
They include
*two white kola nut
*the heart of a living lion.
*5 tudens of red palm wine
*10 tubers of a feminine yam
*A hermaphrodite she-cow.

And,other things (you are free to add)


Lastly,

two beautiful ladies will be joining us for the sacrifice as requested by the gods( village goat do well to consult the god for their identity)

lolz, the gods have been consulted,
elder fraiser is to provide the two beautiful ladies, he has 500 wives and 250 concubines, he would give us the two ladies from his 500 wives, for the sacrifice..
The sacrifice would be performed in two market days, anybody that refuses to come for the sacrifice, thunder with small lightning may strike that person.
We would also need 500,000 to buy rice and beans which we would send to the gods up in the sky by either aircraft or witchcraft, anyone is allowed, as far as it will deliver the message.

the gods have spoken

Ok

IghravweIG:

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My Fellow PCM.. Special Greetings to everyone in the house...The days for Printing CUL are getting close ..Better Place awaits us... My Fellow PCM.. Special Greetings to everyone in the house...The days for Printing CUL are getting close ..Better Place awaits us... My Fellow PCM.. Special Greetings to everyone in the house...The days for Printing CUL are getting close ..Better Place awaits us...

barongmj:
Ok

Just sent it.
check ur email inbox.
confirm if u received it.

Sunnepa17:






Nice one...ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ mouthed

hehehe... Thanks bro... I sight you

Fraiser:
sup cutie... Hw u doin dis morni, I hope ur nyt was beautiful... Enjoy ur day dearie..

e b lyk say u wnt commit suicide...No near my bae again

VillageGOAT:

morning bro, a report just reached me now, that elder fraiser was seen toasting sister meddah, the girl that fetches water at udemagu stream, opposite otugala village, a village council meeting with be fixed to discuss the new development....

If he dsnt stop harrassin my Meeddah, I shall personally kidnap him nd offer his John Thomas to d gods...I av spoken

Fraiser:
Yeh yeh... Wots goin on here? Dis is Micheal Fraiser in d village sayin hi to everyone, both d friends nd d foes, both d proponents nd d opponents, I see all d conspiracies, I see pple tryin to hold me to ransome... All I do is to laff because no matter d population of house flies, dey will never block d ways of broom... No matter hw much u guys try to checkmate me dat will not stop me from showing luv to d babes in dis village because dey are our mother, showing dem luv is a simple way to show my appreciation to dem as women... To my sweet, caring, beautiful nd angelic damsel marvluv all I can say is dat i care about u so much, to my cute honeybash u are awsome babe, much luv from me babe, am missing u in d city, to d new bae petilicious u re welcome babe feel free to mingle wit us nd enjoy ursef, to all d beatiful baes in d village I love u all so much... To my real Gs from graceland justifuied10 nd greycious u guys are too much tanks for chekin on us in d village... To d baba himsef villageGoat ur head dey dia aswear... Lyndalyn55 hmmm its not d way u tink o... Barongmj hope u av made order for my jack daniels wisky, ighraweIG my gud friend hope ur doubt is cleared now, okitaiji, ray4000, giftiebrown nd sunnepa17 una dey try, make una continuu... In short Michael Fraiser d Michluv repping everyone...

hehehe, the boss i greet ooo, how your people dey na?

giftiebrown:
lol...Mk he shaa no frgt to carry enof garry nd kuli...Girls go feel am d more...especialy hardiodun nd loveablechi

which gal one feel am? Abeg no dey mention our babes here for dis kyn tin o... Den no dey roll wit poor nigga, I trust dem for dat...

ray4000:
VillageGoat you well done, come see how my belle dey sweet me as the days no pass 10days again, I don dey pack my load already.
As for olodo fraiser an okitaiji, dey still need to go back to primary sch to learn more.
Good morning everybody

lol... I no sey I b olodo bur babes in gc know dat am brilliant...

VillageGOAT:

morning bro, a report just reached me now, that elder fraiser was seen toasting sister meddah, the girl that fetches water at udemagu stream, opposite otugala village, a village council meeting with be fixed to discuss the new development....

lol... I dont to toast meddah because she is my bae already, though I can see one boi tryin to take her personal... Wen d tym comes I will get wot blongs to me from d caretaker... I want meddah to chill wit anoda man for d meantym so dat wen I finally come to her she will knows she has been on a wrong hand all dis while... Where are d amebo make una com cc dis one o, I dey wait for una

IghravweIG:

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baba I dey see u o, weldone Mr teacher, God go dey renew ur effort...

VillageGOAT:

lolz, the gods have been consulted,
elder fraiser is to provide the two beautiful ladies, he has 500 wives and 250 concubines, he would give us the two ladies from his 500 wives, for the sacrifice..
The sacrifice would be performed in two market days, anybody that refuses to come for the sacrifice, thunder with small lightning may strike that person.
We would also need 500,000 to buy rice and beans which we would send to the gods up in the sky by either aircraft or witchcraft, anyone is allowed, as far as it will deliver the message.

the gods have spoken

lol... I dont have woman wey den go use for sacrifice o... All my women are precious to me more dan my eyes sef... I go give una two fat elephant instead of d ladies

giftiebrown:
lol...Mk he shaa no frgt to carry enof garry nd kuli...Girls go feel am d more...especialy hardiodun nd loveablechi

Taaa!!! Dapada!! Garri bii ti boooo Me no dey for dat Davido song oo, na designer and ferarri guyzz me dey roll with...lol

.....and i'm feeling free already

giftiebrown:
e b lyk say u wnt commit suicide...No near my bae again

shuuuu because of woman? Nawa for u o... Why u dey feel insecured lyk dis, wen a man feel too insecure about a woman dat means he is not up to d standard of d woman nd u will definitely lose d lady whom u re insecured off... Meddah com nd see ur insecure husband o wishin someone to commit suicide just because i greet u... A mere greetin o, dat means if I shake hands wit u he will not hesitate to bring out cutlass nd cut of my head... Babe I advice you tink wisely bfor acceptin dis over jealous man, your safety is greatly at stake havin him as husband..

VillageGOAT:

hehehe, the boss i greet ooo, how your people dey na?

baba I dey greet u too, everybody dey o... Hw ur syd na

Sunnepa17:




Nice 1 villagegoat...orie wa nibe

oga villageGoat! Y my name no dey na? Me d vex oo.. Thumb up 2 u man

hardiodun:
Taaa!!! Dapada!! Garri bii ti boooo Me no dey for dat Davido song oo, na designer and ferarri guyzz me dey roll with...lol

babe I feel u jor, me sef don talk am already sey our babes for here no b smellos nd dey will never roll wit smellos... Frosh lomo mehn