I normally don't do this but some posts/threads in this section are full of sh*t.
Anyways, I understand most of them (Posters), you know, some real life experiences are just too tough for some folks to deal with.

Here are my 5 Major Attributes of the Suckers:

1) They are always online:
You can't just get enough of these fellas, their shiitty comments are everywhere.
They don't comment because they have something reasonable to say rather they comment because they have to say something thus stay relevant

2)They preach self hate in a subtle way:
Yeah! We all know them, they are always against the opposite sex (The team Foreign Guys/Girls), their comments reeks off hypocrisy.
In actual sense, they are loosers, they channel their anger by belittling the opposite sex.
They hate their environment which is caused by their narcissistic behaviour leading to frustration.
When you are not able to get what you want (Attention) in real life, where else can go get that huh?
Don't take them serious, they need help more than anyone.

3)They seek attention:
I dont need to talk much about these set of beings. All I'm gonna say is: "Go get a Life"

4)They are always after posts that have potential of being posted on the front page:
I will put you in my prayers I know it's not easy to be jobless.
May the good lord be with you.


5)They lie about their real life experiences:
They post their wishes and fictitious stories so people will think they are all that..
Smart guys should be able to spot their lies.
Tell me, why would someone come here to lie about being chased everyday by some particular class of people if he/she really have a dope social life in real life (like they claim)?
I know a lot of you know about these, but keep mute.


P.S: I know some of the folks mentioned will come here to throw tantrums..
Well, bring it on.

How come you are all of the above

I think the Op is talking from experience

Mchew.

Stupedinluv:
How come you are all of the above

Hey Miss Irrelevant, there are millions of you out there..
Go look for someone else to vent your frustration on. I don't have your time.
Bye.

Florblu:
I think the Op is talking from experience

Okay.

PureWays:
Hey Miss Irrelevant, there are millions of you out there..
Go look for someone else to vent your frustration on. I don't have your time.
Bye.

vent my frustration.
There is only one frustrated negro here, just look at the long article he wrote about people he may never see in his life.

Am I the only one who feels the OP just described himself there?
1. This post is close to half an hour since being created but he's been here all the while waiting for attackers. Does Nairaland post by SMS too?

2. By calling a female 'Ms Irrelevant' on this same thread, that must be some form of DEEP LOVE for the opposite sex

3. Who can step forward after reading this thread and say that this isn't a form of seeking attention? Anyone?

4. Why express your opinion if you don't want it to be heard? Is there anyone who lights a lamp and puts it under a bowl? If Lala moves this to FP (which will happen only if he had Codeine on the rocks for breakfast), will you delete your account?

5. Bros, if you display all elements of your true self on this faceless forum, then you really need your advice. Get a REAL LIFE out there. Else, when Nairaland goes offline, so does your life.

Don't Hate. I don't argue when I feel absolutely right

DesChyko:
Am I the only one who feels the OP just described himself there?

Lol.. Dude, you have no idea...

hmmm, lemme stay mute for now

Lemme quote later...I'm still on the road.

listen up ..u shouldn't be so certain about the fact that they re jobless or so ..how can u be so sure ?? quit saying what u don't know man .... they re everywhere doesn't mean they re jobless each nd everyone here has the right to be where he or she wants to be nd say whatever they want to say as far as they ain't breaking the rules .... leisure periods can be spent on nairaland its not a bad thing ..don't be so sure bout what u really don't know #BLESS

wittyt98:
listen up ..u shouldn't be so certain about the fact that they re jobless or so ..how can u be so sure ?? quit saying what u don't know man .... they re everywhere doesn't mean they re jobless each nd everyone here has the right to be where he or she wants to be nd say whatever they want to say as far as they ain't breaking the rules .... leisure periods can be spent on nairaland its not a bad thing ..don't be so sure bout what u really don't know #BLESS

Okay man.. Leisure time can be spent on Nairaland, of course..
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Nairaland is bad, I love Nairaland buy some spent most of their time here which relates to what I'm trying to say.
Anyways, it's cool man..
Enjoy!

DesChyko:
Am I the only one who feels the OP just described himself there?
1. This post is close to half an hour since being created but he's been here all the while waiting for attackers. Does Nairaland post by SMS too?

2. By calling a female 'Ms Irrelevant' on this same thread, that must be some form of DEEP LOVE for the opposite sex

3. Who can step forward after reading this thread and say that this isn't a form of seeking attention? Anyone?

4. Why express your opinion if you don't want it to be heard? Is there anyone who lights a lamp and puts it under a bowl? If Lala moves this to FP (which will happen only if he had Codeine on the rocks for breakfast), will you delete your account?

5. Bros, if you display all elements of your true self on this faceless forum, then you really need your advice. Get a REAL LIFE out there. Else, when Nairaland goes offline, so does your life.

Don't Hate. I don't argue when I feel absolutely right

Lol.. Man, you are making no sense..

Just look at what you wrote, from your choice of words, I can easily deduce that you trying so hard to defend some folks in here especially the lady I called Miss Irrelevant, lol.. Talk about high EQ and Low IQ.. You couldn't even hide your feelings..
Licking as*ses is no life man..
Enjoy!

Lemme comment in case it grants Front page.

Cretin write up bro.
Keep it up.

Stupedinluv:

vent my frustration.
There is only one frustrated negro here, just look at the long article he wrote about people he may never see in his life.

Hey kid, you should shut the hell up when the grown ups are talking..

Maxi112:
hmmm, lemme stay mute for now

Unmutes him

Op, you are very unfortunately wrong!!!

firstking01:
Unmutes him

*bring out my pump action, krakra** who won near

Maxi112:
*bring out my pump action, krakra** who won near

Adjus backwards with two hands lifted up, bro i was joking

firstking01:
Adjus backwards with two hands lifted up, bro i was joking

, among all the post u see for NL, na this one u won unmute me u r not nice at all.

MotherConfesor:
Op, you are very unfortunately wrong!!!

How?

DesChyko:
Am I the only one who feels the OP just described himself there?
1. This post is close to half an hour since being created but he's been here all the while waiting for attackers. Does Nairaland post by SMS too?

2. By calling a female 'Ms Irrelevant' on this same thread, that must be some form of DEEP LOVE for the opposite sex

3. Who can step forward after reading this thread and say that this isn't a form of seeking attention? Anyone?

4. Why express your opinion if you don't want it to be heard? Is there anyone who lights a lamp and puts it under a bowl? If Lala moves this to FP (which will happen only if he had Codeine on the rocks for breakfast), will you delete your account?

5. Bros, if you display all elements of your true self on this faceless forum, then you really need your advice. Get a REAL LIFE out there. Else, when Nairaland goes offline, so does your life.

Don't Hate. I don't argue when I feel absolutely right

brilliant!

Maxi112:
, among all the post u see for NL, na this one u won unmute me u r not nice at all.

Lol, nor mind me o, today have been one hell of a day for me...which of the institutions in ph are you??

firstking01:
Lol, nor mind me o, today have been one hell of a day for me...which of the institutions in ph are you??

done with skul, tho am working over their!

Next

PureWays:
I normally don't do this but some posts/threads in this section are full of sh*t.
Anyways, I understand most of them (Posters), you know, some real life experiences are just too tough for some folks to deal with.

Here are my 5 Major Attributes of the Suckers:

1) They are always online:
You can't just get enough of these fellas, their shiitty comments are everywhere.
They don't comment because they have something reasonable to say rather they comment because they have to say something thus stay relevant

2)They preach self hate in a subtle way:
Yeah! We all know them, they are always against the opposite sex (The team Foreign Guys/Girls), their comments reeks off hypocrisy.
In actual sense, they are loosers, they channel their anger by belittling the opposite sex.
They hate their environment which is caused by their narcissistic behaviour leading to frustration.
When you are not able to get what you want (Attention) in real life, where else can go get that huh?
Don't take them serious, they need help more than anyone.

3)They seek attention:
I dont need to talk much about these set of beings. All I'm gonna say is: "Go get a Life"

4)They are always after posts that have potential of being posted on the front page:
I will put you in my prayers I know it's not easy to be jobless.
May the good lord be with you.


5)They lie about their real life experiences:
They post their wishes and fictitious stories so people will think they are all that..
Smart guys should be able to spot their lies.
Tell me, why would someone come here to lie about being chased everyday by some particular class of people if he/she really have a dope social life in real life (like they claim)?
I know a lot of you know about these, but keep mute.


P.S: I know some of the folks mentioned will come here to throw tantrums..
Well, bring it on.

I concur Negro

Maxi112:
done with skul, tho am working over their!

Ok

firstking01:
Ok

me know say na Bori u dey abi

Maxi112:
me know say na Bori u dey abi

Sure...