Theanonymous9:
Mine's pretty hilarious!
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IDGAF op. *drops mic*

marshalcarter:

Dem no force u talk...I pray dis month pop sense into ur lyf

Amen

ayamAgenius:

Nigur, you both are dumb and need epp...

Smellymouth:
I remember growing up in Kaduna Barracks, Gwari..I and my sisters eat together and I dey beef my sisters coz dem dey cheat me for the sharing of the meat so on this faithful evening, we were having dinner when never struck,as sharp dude, na so I use eba scoop the "only meat", as I dey put am for mouth, na so dem NEPA bring Light

My sister just shout--" Ahmed, na cockroach u dey chop o "

Dat nyt, I brush tire .. Infact, since den, I nor fit chop for darkness again..

marshalcarter:

Dem no force u talk...I pray dis month pop sense into ur lyf

Amen

Loyalblak007:
Karma!!....is a biiiiittccchhh!! lols...Ok...there was a day my roomate..in school....was having her bath...preparing for class....So she had this Red bag I had always dreamt of flaunting to class...so I took that bag and headed for class while she was in the bathroom...*you don't wanna know how she felt that day* cos she also wanted to carry that same bag....that same day

Then KARMA struck....
2days later...
I was returning from an event....Inside the hot sun*lol* came into my room....didnt bother bolting the door...dropped my Chilled can of malt on the bed and headed straight to the bathroom to shower...On returning to the room...I met an empty can of malt on the bed...the same spot I left it....I was almost crying...

lols

share yours?

JoeCutie:
Smello, you be Hausa and or Muslim?

Both.. ..hausa / Deltan

lilzcee:
I picked someone's 50 naira buh that month i lost 7 thousand, am so sad

marlvis:
u sure say ya own no be witch from village this kind dealing is something else sky to 7 thousand ...

lilzcee:
em tire me

Smellymouth:


Both.. ..hausa / Deltan

marlvis:
hahahaha it is well oo

lilzcee:
u look proteinus

marlvis:
u look carbby

JoeCutie:
Serious? Wow. Show your face make we see na.

This is not my real face ooo

lilzcee:
crabby or carbby

marlvis:
carbohydrates

lilzcee:
lols, i like u, can we be friends?

marlvis:
sure

lilzcee:
gini bu aha gi?

marlvis:
let's talk else where

lilzcee:
drop ur gmail account, my gmail account is not working