Good afternoon, my children, I am happy to tell you that my mission here has been completed!!!

Allow me to give thanks to the One who sent me, the owner of this site who is also one of my children and every Nairalanders!!! Bless you!!!

Let me make a break down of how things have gone from when I started my evangelism to this day as I am a strong believer in transparency!!!

I created this profile in 2013 and remained dormant for more than a year praying from one mountain to another for successful evangelism!!! Here I am today, glad at this success!!!

Allow me also to state here that my campaign on Nairaland has been the most successful of all my campaigns!!!

When I began my evangelism, returns was slow!!! No one took me seriously!!! Everyone though I was mad or crazy or something like that. But I was determined to succeed. My secret is determination and a working strategy !!! And it paid off!!! Today, we have 2,000,000 Nairalanders who can't even wait to enter the convent among whom we have mrcork who is so zealous he has even promised to become a Franciscan monk!!!

Thank you, my children!!! Bless you all!!!

hifaif1:
Good afternoon, my children, I am happy to tell you that my mission here has been completed!!!

Allow me to give thanks to the One who sent me, the owner of this site who is also one of my children and every Nairalanders!!! Bless you!!!

Let me make a break down of how things have gone from when I started my evangelism to this day as I am a strong believer in transparency!!!

I created this profile in 2013 and remained dormant for more than a year praying from one mountain to another for successful evangelism!!! Here I am today, glad at this success!!!

Allow me also to state here that my campaign on Nairaland has been the most successful of all my campaigns!!!

When I began my evangelism, returns was slow!!! No one took me seriously!!! Everyone though I was mad or crazy or something like that. But I was determined to succeed. My secret is determination and a working strategy !!! And it paid off!!! Today, we have 2,000,000 Nairalanders who can't even wait to enter the convent among whom we have mrcork who is so zealous he has even promised to become a Franciscan monk!!!

Thank you, my children!!! Bless you all!!!

...who in the blooooooomin name of Mr Cork is u??

Who are ur children?? I hpe m nt part sha.. Smh, npe i cnt evn b... Mtchewwwwww, b creating nonsense thread

ErnieSmallzz:
Who are ur children?? I hpe m nt part sha.. Smh, npe i cnt evn b... Mtchewwwwww, b creating nonsense thread

You are!!! All of you, including the owner of this site!!!

MrCork:



...who in the blooooooomin name of Mr Cork is u??

I am a priest watching out for your soul!!!

hifaif1:


I am a priest watching out for your soul!!!

...Priest??....bro u need a woman in yor life and i will give u Ellacute45 or duchess25......they date anytin!!!((REAL TALK)))

2m? But my love the NL stats says they only have 1,574,316 members....

Where are the rest?

MrCork:



...Priest??....bro u need a woman in yor life and i will give u Ellacute45 or duchess25......they date anytin!!!((REAL TALK)))

Really

Alright, I will see if I can add them to the ever growing list of nuns!!!

Thank you, brother cork!!!

hifaif1:


Really

Alright, I will see if I can add them to the ever growing list of nuns!!!

Thank you, brother cork!!!

..ther some other desprate women on nairaland who serrrious loookin for men but start with Ellacute45 or duchess25...truss me...those two date anytin. I will hook u up wit some more!

MrCork:


..ther some other desprate women on nairaland who serrrious loookin for men but start with Ellacute45 or duchess25...truss me...those two date anytin. I will hook u up wit some more!

mrcork the car washer please leave me alone ooo.I don't want you nah by force.I don't do car washermen or Londoner wannabes. I do real men do leave me alone

MrCork:


..ther some other desprate women on nairaland who serrrious loookin for men but start with Ellacute45 or duchess25...truss me...those two date anytin. I will hook u up wit some more!

OK, Mrcork!!! Thank you for the evangelism!!! I will go and check these two up and convert them immediately!!!

hifaif1:


OK, Mrcork!!! Thank you for the evangelism!!! I will go and check these two up and convert them immediately!!!

Juz make sure u only give a pure evangelism...

I'm a jealous gf

hifaif1:


OK, Mrcork!!! Thank you for the evangelism!!! I will go and check these two up and convert them immediately!!!

hifaif1:


Really

Alright, I will see if I can add them to the ever growing list of nuns!!!

Thank you, brother cork!!!

swerve joor

hifaif1:

You are!!! All of you, including the owner of this site!!!

u say wetin

ErnieSmallzz:
u say wetin

You are my child!!!

ellacute45:
swerve joor

Come on, sweet child!!! Do not resist arrest!!! I see it in your eyes!!! The stubbornness, the passion!!!

I see the urge. It zaps like electricity!!! It is the calling!!! Come away into the sanctuary and become a nun!!!

KashyBaby:
2m? But my love the NL stats says they only have 1,574,316 members....

Where are the rest?

I included past and present Nairalanders!!! I see spiritually, my love!!! That is another of my gifts!!! You see 100000+, I see 2000000+

KashyBaby:




Juz make sure u only give a pure evangelism...
I'm a jealous gf

Trust me, my love!!!

hifaif1:


Trust me, my love!!!

All my trust to u baby love

hifaif1:


I included past and present Nairalanders!!! I see spiritually, my love!!! That is another of my gifts!!! You see 100000+, I see 2000000+

okies...I never knew the past members do still exists my love..

KashyBaby:





okies...I never knew the past members do still exists my love..

They exist in a different dimension, my love!!! It takes eyes that are spiritually strong and sharp as mine to see them!!!

hifaif1:


They exist in a different dimension, my love!!! It takes eyes that are spiritually strong and sharp as mine to see them!!!

Where have u been baby love?

Don't tell me u got this "third-eye" thing that only few ppol are truly gifted with this....

KashyBaby:




Where have u been baby love?

Don't tell me u got this "third-eye" thing that only few ppol are truly gifted with this....

I have been around, my Queen!!!

Yes, I actually have the gift!!! And that is not the only gift!!! When we are married and are together, you are going to see my supernatural skills!!!

hifaif1:


I have been around, my Queen!!!

Yes, I actually have the gift!!! And that is not the only gift!!! When we are married and are together, you are going to see my supernatural skills!!!

Really? can't wait for that day baby love but I tot ur not allowed to get married coz ur a priest...?

KashyBaby:



Really? can't wait for that day baby love but I tot ur not allowed to get married coz ur a priest...?

Where there is a will, there is a way!!!

My priesthood might be evanescent!!! Always, love is the greatest of all virtue!!!

hifaif1:


Where there is a will, there is a way!!!

My priesthood might be evanescent!!! Always, love is the greatest of all virtue!!!

So, u still thinking to settle down?

KashyBaby:



So, u still thinking to settle down?

Yes, but Only if it is with you!!!

hifaif1:


Yes, but Only if it is with you!!!

*blushing tremendously*



Cant wait for that day to come

KashyBaby:




*blushing tremendously*


Cant wait for that day to come

Me too, my love!!!

hifaif1:


Really

Alright, I will see if I can add them to the ever growing list of nuns!!!

Thank you, brother cork!!!

...bro..apart from Ellacute45 & the fat duchess25 ...HateU2 is another dessssparate female that urgently needs a man...she said she a bored house wife but i dont belif her...she aint gota man and shes actively loookin on nairaland....pliss go for her.. cheers!