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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by unilagfreshest(m): 2:16pm On May 03, 2016 |
She shouted WOLE, do it harder let me scream.. (na so me sef start to dey pump like die), after a while she said, release inside me, it makes my body swell (goosebumps) . After, she missed her period that month (her mom was a nurse, she gave her injection nd d period was found ). . I Neva made such error anymore. We broke up dis January after 3 years , bt av never seen a gal like her.. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 2:43pm On May 03, 2016 |
Never had sex b4. So no comments |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Burgerlomo: 2:54pm On May 03, 2016 |
Lemme know when you finish |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by carammel(f): 3:34pm On May 03, 2016 |
I smell lies all over, awon omo ale oniro. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Sweetestrose(f): 5:29pm On May 03, 2016 |
kowalsky: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Dondave11: 6:20pm On May 03, 2016 |
mine was ayaf piss.. na squirt she dey refer to as pea.. lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 8:11pm On May 03, 2016 |
Dondave11:Buhahahahahaha |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by unapapadeycraze: 9:26am On May 04, 2016 |
TheSpecial0ne: Which blessing? The one wey dey maryland? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Benkizzy(m): 9:45am On May 04, 2016 |
Ough... Oh.. C'mon Baby Hit Me Hard |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 12:47pm On May 04, 2016 |
unapapadeycraze:The one wey dey marywater 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by gracilicious(f): 1:26pm On May 04, 2016 |
Hehehe hehehe, he was like Babyyy Babyyyy!!!! Grind it, Grind it, Grind it!!!!! heyyy, And I was wondering if ah was in a kitchen or a bed. Was riding him to heavennnn. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by nathz45: 1:42pm On May 04, 2016 |
beeyhive:lmaoooo...jesuu u just wan finish person with laugh |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by myssmee: 2:24pm On May 04, 2016 |
I love you |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Randyblincks(m): 3:17pm On May 04, 2016 |
[b][/b] Seems am the only kid here.... Well, lemme drop mine. Just last year, after my first sex experience which was so dull and boiring, cus of the oversized well my old gf has. I was adviced by pals tew try sex workers. assuring me of how sweet they'll treat me. Later in the day, i went to a joint they usually demand #500 for sex. When i entered the room... The lady am supposed to f*ck looks more like my mum age mate, well, wat do i do I was asked to pay and pull my cloths, this i did exactly... Was surprise when this lady inserted a condom in my Dick and was about to put it into her anus... " but, aunty na for toto i wan Bleep na, why you wan put my pr*ck for ur yarsh na" i asked the lady. "ttaaaa!! Close ur mawt, small pikin like u wan f*ck ur mama toto, see as u small" she replied. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 3:27pm On May 04, 2016 |
The one I can remember vividly was the one I was saying "my womb will come out ooooo" |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by tosyne2much(m): 3:27pm On May 04, 2016 |
Taiofil:hahahaha bad man 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Papilo20(m): 3:31pm On May 04, 2016 |
Randyblincks:Hahahaha |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by tosyne2much(m): 3:32pm On May 04, 2016 |
greatness22:Lwkmd You need to ask for forgiveness of sin bros |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Randyblincks(m): 3:46pm On May 04, 2016 |
Papilo20:bros, u dae laff me? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by greatness22(m): 3:59pm On May 04, 2016 |
tosyne2much:Bros, thank God say God nor be man if not, my dicck for just dey useless |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Flashh: 7:24pm On May 04, 2016 |
Jennydoris:I said "holy" na. Why say my mind is "unholy"? Na because of you I enter the thread and clicked reply button óó. I want to know the things you will like to say when doing the thing. A whole pastor like me commenting on this kind of thread. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by MARX77(m): 8:11pm On May 04, 2016 |
sir frank hw is it going |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Reeberry: 2:09pm On May 05, 2016 |
skywalker888:It's been long you have been having sex. Are you married? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 2:24pm On May 05, 2016 |
Never had sex |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by frankg1(m): 3:00pm On May 05, 2016 |
Xenaf:Lol.... dat ur ass in ur dp doesnt look like a virgin ass |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 7:12pm On May 05, 2016 |
skywalker888:Kindly pm me...its important |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 7:05am On May 06, 2016 |
molibediumss:Pervert |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 7:07am On May 06, 2016 |
Reeberry:I'm not as bad as you think |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Reeberry: 10:02am On May 06, 2016 |
skywalker888:Hope you will come and spoil me too? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 10:19am On May 06, 2016 |
Reeberry:I should be the one saying that |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Reeberry: 10:34am On May 06, 2016 |
skywalker888:Taar! You should be the one saying what? BTW... Are you thick and and endowed or skinny? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by BusayoXXX(m): 11:34am On May 06, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007: Na treasure 3 Likes 1 Share |
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