Funny enough i hv to remove my pinchure to create dis thread and i doubt if i go still put my picture for nairaland again.However, if u have seen ma pic b4 now plz delete it from ur memory. My own secret goes lyk dis......

*clears throat*
*checks time(1:13am)*
*sips a can of bobo juice* then kwantinues(inbuhari's accent)

wen i was seven years old,there was this neighbour of ours that had a maid(very much older than i was).Na so i just carry myself enter their flat as usuall.Saw her lying on the bed covered with wrapper.saw my neighbour's daughter lying beside her i no talk.Wen the girl(maid) kuku saw me,she say make i come,i come.She say make i climb bed,i climb.she say make i remove my nicker,i remove.she come say make i enter(dnt ask me where)i just enter as obedient boy wey i be.i no knw how to do the thing even though i don see am for tv b4 i just dey on top dey luk her.she was the one moving me,kissing,moaning i just they observe dey enjoy d thing small small.Junior suffer nobi small as i went to d toilet to urinate from tym to tym.smtimes she would be on top and me under.na so the thing go ooo till i tire tell her say i wan go home ni.she tell me make i stay small i say no(junior done suffer enough).Na so i pull my nicker waka home go tell my mummy.I tell mummy say agatha(not real name)had been touching her lips with my own.i didnt mention we had sex because i did not knw what the thing we did was called.Mum say 'what?!,go call agatha for me'.I run call agatha .agatha denied everything but mum tell her say neva to touch her lips with mine again.....btw,i thank God say agatha no give me hIV i for don die since.

Drops pen....hope u enjoyed the story.pls share ur own secrets too,
drop ur comments,
lyk and share.
Bashing is welcomed

let me continue
six years later......






*dozes off*
Cc lalasticala,mynd44...

Bros na shisha dy high u this night so ?

dozes off finally*

Will comment 2moro

I wanted to lie.... buh lemme sleep, inspiration go come tomorrow

Behira:
Will comment 2moro

adeh39 cone and see your cousin

op nah tah tah u be oo. 7yrs + 6yrs =?
chai NL Don suffer.



OP u see ur life

Ebuka2016:
Funny enough i hv to remove my pinchure to create dis thread and i doubt if i go still put my picture for nairaland again.However, if u have seen ma pic b4 now plz delete it from ur memory. My own secret goes lyk dis......

*clears throat*
*checks time(1:13am)*
*sips a can of bobo juice* then kwantinues(inbuhari's accent)

wen i was seven years old,there was this neighbour of ours that had a maid(very much older than i was).Na so i just carry myself enter their flat as usuall.Saw her lying on the bed covered with wrapper.saw my neighbour's daughter lying beside her i no talk.Wen the girl(maid) kuku saw me,she say make i come,i come.She say make i climb bed,i climb.she say make i remove my nicker,i remove.she come say make i enter(dnt ask me where)i just enter as obedient boy wey i be.i no knw how to do the thing even though i don see am for tv b4 i just dey on top dey luk her.she was the one moving me,kissing,moaning i just they observe dey enjoy d thing small small.Junior suffer nobi small as i went to d toilet to urinate from tym to tym.smtimes she would be on top and me under.na so the thing go ooo till i tire tell her say i wan go home ni.she tell me make i stay small i say no(junior done suffer enough).Na so i pull my nicker waka home go tell my mummy.I tell mummy say agatha(not real name)had been touching her lips with my own.i didnt mention we had sex because i did not knw what the thing we did was called.Mum say 'what?!,go call agatha for me'.I run call agatha .agatha denied everything but mum tell her say neva to touch her lips with mine again.....btw,i thank God say agatha no give me hIV i for don die since.

Drops pen....hope u enjoyed the story.pls share ur own secrets too,
drop ur comments,
lyk and share.
Bashing is welcomed

let me continue
six years later......






*dozes off*
Cc lalasticala,mynd44...

Your story is a common one that has happened to a lot of guys when they were young. I have 2 cousin who are brothers that had the ordeal with one of their housemaid when the were young. They turned out to be serious womanizers when they grew older.

Nova15:


Your story is a common one that has happened to a lot of guys when they were young. I have 2 cousin who are brothers that had the ordeal with one of their housemaid when the were young. They turned out to be serious womanizers when they grew older.

am not a womanizer though*continues blushing teeth*

Ebuka2016:
Funny enough i hv to remove my pinchure to create dis thread and i doubt if i go still put my picture for nairaland again.However, if u have seen ma pic b4 now plz delete it from ur memory. My own secret goes lyk dis......

*clears throat*
*checks time(1:13am)*
*sips a can of bobo juice* then kwantinues(inbuhari's accent)

wen i was seven years old,there was this neighbour of ours that had a maid(very much older than i was).Na so i just carry myself enter their flat as usuall.Saw her lying on the bed covered with wrapper.saw my neighbour's daughter lying beside her i no talk.Wen the girl(maid) kuku saw me,she say make i come,i come.She say make i climb bed,i climb.she say make i remove my nicker,i remove.she come say make i enter(dnt ask me where)i just enter as obedient boy wey i be.i no knw how to do the thing even though i don see am for tv b4 i just dey on top dey luk her.she was the one moving me,kissing,moaning i just they observe dey enjoy d thing small small.Junior suffer nobi small as i went to d toilet to urinate from tym to tym.smtimes she would be on top and me under.na so the thing go ooo till i tire tell her say i wan go home ni.she tell me make i stay small i say no(junior done suffer enough).Na so i pull my nicker waka home go tell my mummy.I tell mummy say agatha(not real name)had been touching her lips with my own.i didnt mention we had sex because i did not knw what the thing we did was called.Mum say 'what?!,go call agatha for me'.I run call agatha .agatha denied everything but mum tell her say neva to touch her lips with mine again.....btw,i thank God say agatha no give me hIV i for don die since.

Drops pen....hope u enjoyed the story.pls share ur own secrets too,
drop ur comments,
lyk and share.
Bashing is welcomed

let me continue
six years later......






*dozes off*
Cc lalasticala,mynd44...

This aint a funny secret mehhn..
It's a child molestation experience

Well..my funny secret..

I'm a grad in my late 20's



#I don't knw aw to knot a tie



#I av a phobia for riding bicycles for the fear of my balls..lolz

ipledge10:
adeh39 cone and see your cousin

0ubenji:
Well..my funny secret..

I'm a grad in my late 20's



#I don't knw aw to knot a tie



#I av a phobia for riding bicycles for the fear of my balls..lolz

i dnt blame u sha

Lol... Been long I came here, phew, I remember those days we were strong romancelanders... Hihihi

So I was doing online and offline love with Cutebliss, #phew....

After office hours, I was supposed to meet with a girl for the second stage of our bedematical experiment. I got there, around mararaba. I looked for condom to buy then proceeded to look for Alomo so that the show will happen under toxic effect. Normally I no suppose dey kpansh the binsh... No be say she no fine o but I no trust am enough and my bulala fit no stand because of the issue.

I no see drink buy, I reach her crib, babe arrange me confirm pounded yam and vegetable soup. Na so she dey play with my head as I dey chop. For my mind I just dey pity myself. This babe dey gimme food to energize me. Talk about fattening cow na.

After I was done eating and the whole pre-intimacy stuff was underway, I don even dey finger fvck her sef when my phone ring. I look contact, Cutebliss. Choi, I been no wan pick but this babe force me.

Na so me and cutebliss gist for like fifteen minutes. Call end, I face shima wan continue, na so she tell me...

"Go and fvck the girl that just called."

Wa gbe mi, this babe dey east o. I do make this babe open, for where. Her puna wet die but to plug in na war. I no know whether make I vex with cutebliss or not. I just turn the other side sleep.Na around 3:00am this babe finally wake me up to staff o. By then her body dey hot like fire.

End of story and na my secret be this...

hmm

My secret, m nt frm planet earth am frm d sun dats y cold dy always catch me here, nd its disturbing my undercover work cuz I can't work to my full potential although am almost through with observing the planet nd will soon go back to the sun to plan our infiltration

345 views but only 17 posts...God in heaven is watching all of u.

Ebuka2016:
345 views but only 17 posts...God in heaven is watching all of u.

Hahahahaha E pain you?

E pain me oo, sisi how are u?

Kaira333:
Hahahahaha E pain you?

how re u dear

Ebuka2016:

how re u dear

am kul and you?

Kaira333:
am kul and you?

fine oo i can i knw ur little secret

i sight some 1 wit my 3d glass.....
Egopersonified*

Ebuka2016:

fine oo i can i knw ur little secret

How?

Kaira333:
How?

anyhow just share thats what the thread is all about u understand?

My lil secret? I pee with my DEEk shhhhhhhhhhh! Pls Don't tell

I am jobless.

Ebuka2016:

anyhow just share thats what the thread is all about u understand?

u made a mistake, wrote" I can I know........." So I got confused. Anyway I don't have any to share.

let me believe u