jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

Gosj01:



Got my kit from Ikorodu garage... you will definitely see there!

Slimfitdiva:

Amen. Amin. Ase wa! Morning ya all ous. Hope una slept with two eyes closed.

Sunnepa17:



Morning sis....ℓ̊ slept ʟɨҡɛ a baby oo.
Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ ur nite also?

iamdynamite:
goodmorning people..........its just 7days to the printingof our cul and exactly 14days to camping......please and please nobody should come up with any postponement jargons........21st of may is done and dusted .....................

ganie:
Its a week to the official CUL printing date,may God's favour be upon us all.

Brosjay3:


Naso. . . Done & Sorted!

Slimfitdiva:

Glad 2 knw. Mine was pleasant as well xcept 4 da heat. Chai!

Sunnepa17:
At Dinner six year old Amaka started telling a
story...
AMAKA: On my way back from
school, i saw dad with a girl...
FATHER: Shut up! Dont talk
with food in yo
mouth...
MOTHER: No no no let her talk...
AMAKA: Dad, u went in da bush,
i followed u and u started kissing and
undressed her and then...!!!
MOTHER: And then wat baby? Say it I will get u
a bunch of chocolate...
AMAKA: They started doing wat
u do with uncle Daniel wen dad is not around...
MOTHER: shut up your dad has told u not 2 talk
with food in your mouth stupid
child no table manner.....Good morning my guyz dem and 2 all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village.

Sunnepa17:
At Dinner six year old Amaka started telling a
story...
AMAKA: On my way back from
school, i saw dad with a girl...
FATHER: Shut up! Dont talk
with food in yo
mouth...
MOTHER: No no no let her talk...
AMAKA: Dad, u went in da bush,
i followed u and u started kissing and
undressed her and then...!!!
MOTHER: And then wat baby? Say it I will get u
a bunch of chocolate...
AMAKA: They started doing wat
u do with uncle Daniel wen dad is not around...
MOTHER: shut up your dad has told u not 2 talk
with food in your mouth stupid
child no table manner.....Good morning my guyz dem and 2 all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village.

LovesonBlezz:
personally i wonna believe we are all going to camp on the 21st as schuduled..l think nysc withheld our cul to prevent some of us who myt hav long legs to start influencing our PPA. stream1 got their cul one week to camp and 13-21st is exactly one week. Besides it will be illogical for nysc to budget for only strm 1 leavin out strm 2 who are all in d same batch, and note our going to camp does nt depend on d signing of d budget as speculated by some folks. Anyways lets stay kul n watch 21st like season movie...goodmorning!..

LovesonBlezz:
personally i wonna believe we are all going to camp on the 21st as schuduled..l think nysc withheld our cul to prevent some of us who myt hav long legs to start influencing our PPA. stream1 got their cul one week to camp and 13-21st is exactly one week. Besides it will be illogical for nysc to budget for only strm 1 leavin out strm 2 who are all in d same batch, and note our going to camp does nt depend on d signing of d budget as speculated by some folks. Anyways lets stay kul n watch 21st like season movie...goodmorning!..

jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

suogal:

no o am waiting for you to send that money you promised so I can continue my shopping

teemakagu:
dey might postpone urs buh definitely not ours.. go siddon wait 4 ur tym buh ours is 21st by HIS grace..

Rosey33:
Good morning beautiful people, hope y'all had a goodnight rest.

Rosey33:
Good morning beautiful people, hope y'all had a goodnight rest.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
7 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
shollyjay90
slimfitdiva
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe - ALBERT EINSTEIN.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) i founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira - ATIKU ABUBAKAR

2) Until i see someone eating out of the gutter before i believe there is poverty in Nigeria - UMARU DIKKO
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- The first son of adam was named?
RAY4000- ADAMU

2) TEACHER- what is a verb?
FRAISER- A verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
TEACHER- What are you saying?
FRAISER- it is a complete sentence sir
TEACHER- Are you mad?
FRAISER- It is a question sir
TEACHER- Don't be stupid
FRAISER- It is an advice sir
TEACHER- Stop that nonsense
FRAISER- it is a command sir
TEACHER- you are an idiot
FRAISER- it is an insult sir
TEACHER- get out of my class!
FRAISER- it is an order sir
TEACHER- Oh goodness!... What a boy!
FRAISER- it is an exclamation sir
TEACHER- May God have mercy on you
FRAISER- it is a prayer sir

THE TEACHER FAINTED

Five years later, fraiser became the best graduating student in harvard university after getting 5.01 as g.p.... He now has 10 plots of land in ota and 15 wives with 55 children... TO GOD BE THE GLORY
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

kestare:
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Coming from THE ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE (OBS) NIGER STATE NYSC CAMP, notice is hereby given that all NYSC 2016 Batch A Stream II shall be prospective Batch B because there shall be no Batch A Stream II. Sequel to this, all earlier supposed Batch B shall now be prospective 2017 Batch A. Hence, all awaiting Batch 2016 B (Supposed Stream II of Batch A 2016) shall commence from October/November 2016 while the prospective 2017 Batch A (earlier Supposed 2016 Batch B) shall commence March/ April 2017. Inconveniences are heartily regretted.

Thank you.

People of God, how true is this shiit, cos I can carry gun and go travel to NYSC headquarters and kee all of them?? Abeg help a nigga confirm b4 he commits ..

Brosjay3:

Good morning my lady, sure I did and you?

maccabi:





Nigga @ this point ... Its called all aboki with his kettle .... If u visit the mosque u will see everybody using there kettle the way they want it


Conclusion : In Selena Gomez voice ... The heart want what it want ...

Brosjay3:

This one na case of "even your boo get a boo". . . Lolz Good morning bro.

Sunnepa17:


Lol....Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ was ur nite?