VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.



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For my beautiful Angel suogal

Lol.....thumps up

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
7 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
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blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe - ALBERT EINSTEIN.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) i founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira - ATIKU ABUBAKAR

2) Until i see someone eating out of the gutter before i believe there is poverty in Nigeria - UMARU DIKKO
.



SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- The first son of adam was named?
RAY4000- ADAMU

2) TEACHER- what is a verb?
FRAISER- A verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
TEACHER- What are you saying?
FRAISER- it is a complete sentence sir
TEACHER- Are you mad?
FRAISER- It is a question sir
TEACHER- Don't be stupid
FRAISER- It is an advice sir
TEACHER- Stop that nonsense
FRAISER- it is a command sir
TEACHER- you are an idiot
FRAISER- it is an insult sir
TEACHER- get out of my class!
FRAISER- it is an order sir
TEACHER- Oh goodness!... What a boy!
FRAISER- it is an exclamation sir
TEACHER- May God have mercy on you
FRAISER- it is a prayer sir

THE TEACHER FAINTED

Five years later, fraiser became the best graduating student in harvard university after getting 5.01 as g.p.... He now has 10 plots of land in ota and 15 wives with 55 children... TO GOD BE THE GLORY
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.



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For my beautiful Angel suogal

Lol

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw....same here

Brosjay3:

E dey fine & u?

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.

I greet you brother man.

CandiceJay:
GreyWorld, please can u send me a screenshot of 4pics1word app. There are a lot of them in googleplay, i want the exact one you have. How do i identify jt?

Sowi I just got dis, mine is d black berry fashion but lyk dat lady said it's d same or similar.

Here is Mine anyway. D free version it's actually 4pics word challenge.

Sunnepa17:
Heeyah....pele dear. D heat nah die, buh all yhu av 2 do is 2 shower bfur ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ sleep.

I kuku ma did ooo. BT d weather ain't friendly. I hail d people wey dey North my dear. Wonder ow dier. Heat Will b wen lag here feels lik hell..

The rumour of stream2 turning to batch B is a big lie. It all strtd 4rm d so called stream1 corp members making jest of d stream2 guys b4 sum ppl tuk it as a real news; as a mata of fact d guy dt strtd d joke is a frnd of mine, I was d 1 he was joking wit on fone b4 1 of is room mate strtd distributing d news as breaking news. Lolz, ppl r funny sha

Rosey33:
Alo villagegoat, we are patiently waiting for d countdown.

sorry, i was a little bit busy

Brosjay3:

Lmao. . . Nice one Mazi

lolz.... Na xo bro... Hw u dey?

Rosey33:
VillageGOAT thanks for d countdown, t'was beauriful

heheheh... Thank God you liked it.... Wassup with you?

Slimfitdiva:

I kuku ma did ooo. BT d weather ain't friendly. I hail d people wey dey North my dear. Wonder ow dier. Heat Will b wen lag here feels lik hell..

d transport fare frm North to hell is jus #30naira...D heat is damn 2 much here...

VillageGOAT:
lolz.... Na xo bro... Hw u dey?

I dey fine, how your side?

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.



Page 154
For my beautiful Angel suogal

Boss me! I off cap fr yuu

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.

lolz... Morning to you bro... One love

chymosman:
The rumour of stream2 turning to batch B is a big lie. It all strtd 4rm d so called stream1 corp members making jest of d stream2 guys b4 sum ppl tuk it as a real news; as a mata of fact d guy dt strtd d joke is a frnd of mine, I was d 1 he was joking wit on fone b4 1 of is room mate strtd distributing d news as breaking news. Lolz, ppl r funny sha

No allow ocean 2 boys catch that your guy oh. . .because if we catch am eh, make wetin happen for 2012 no happen again oh.

jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

yes ooo... We just can't wait... I sight you bro... You dey scarce like fuel ooo. Na business tinz?

Meeddah:
i love you already village goat

lolz... Thanks for loving me... But i hope it is that brother and sister in the lord kind of love?. Because my love is already stolen by her royal beautifulness lyndalyn55

ray4000:
Lost but find o
Abeg I no see my friend o okitaiji, if anybody see am report to d nearest person beside u. Thanks
Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Why u dey do like dis, u be man nah just because suogal slap u na y you just dey look us from far join us make the ministry dey roll. You just leave me with dis sunnepa way no lemme rest for this village, fraiser u no say you be my good, better, best padi. I hate u pass oh sorry I like pass sunnepa.
To be sincere will don miss you, o ya come carry any girl u like *suogal* no dey among o. I no go watch u with one eye again
I no go critisize u again
I go dey like u more
I go tell villageGoat make hin no talk to u any how again
Fraiser pls come back.

na true ooo. I never see fraiser since... I hope say dem never kidnap am? Make we begin gather money for him release

VillageGOAT:

heheheh... Thank God you liked it.... Wassup with you?

bia VillageGoat why am I always excluded on ur countdown, abi u kno like my face eh??

Brosjay3:


I dey fine, how your side?

my side dey dull ooo, but we dey manage am sha.... Your side nko.... Hope say dem fine girls still dey your street?

kceewhyte:
bia VillageGoat why am I always excluded on ur countdown, abi u kno like my face eh??

lolz... I go fix am now... Sharp sharp... No dulling

Boob

VillageGOAT:

my side dey dull ooo, but we dey manage am sha.... Your side nko.... Hope say dem fine girls still dey your street?

Same here oh, dem dey.

Sunnepa17:
Lol.....thumps up

na xo bro

ukjerry:


Then be positive. you think everyone don't have that little fear at the back of their mind. But instead of sharing hypertension to everyone, we still stand and hoping on 21st. When 21st comes and (well God forbids) we get d news that it's been postponed, fine. everyone will wail and cry and curse. Person no go die. Well, u can kill yourself if u want to sha.

See eh, the next person that will come here with "I heard that stream 2 will be will be merged with"................... or "pls ooo, my friend in camp said that"...........or "the nysc official living at the back of my house" bullshit will settle it with me ooo. Honestly, I will release the venom stored up in me since I got d "because u r not in stream 1" message...... Let's wait till we hear from the DG please.


BE WARNED!!!!!!

My sister, I'm telling u...There's dis particular guy on the main GC thread dat I'm so anxious to reply come may 13th, d one who was so dead sure they were going to postpone it and told u he'd be waiting for u to mention him if they do. Wouldn't mention him now, would chill till next week before I'd descend on him. Don't knw y some peeps like rejoicing over their fellow peeps calamity just because they aren't in the same shoes with them. I particularly memorised the guy's moniker cos I discovered he wasn't a regular face during the GC days. 13th can't come soon enough.......

kceewhyte:
bia VillageGoat why am I always excluded on ur countdown, abi u kno like my face eh??

i have fixed your name in the countdown... Have fun bro

Brosjay3:

Same here oh, dem dey.

na xo bro... Do have a great day ahead...

By this time next week we will be printing our call up letter... Glory to God... It's getting closer by the seconds...

Slimfitdiva:

I kuku ma did ooo. BT d weather ain't friendly. I hail d people wey dey North my dear. Wonder ow dier. Heat Will b wen lag here feels lik hell..

Lol....abi oo my sista, everyfin just change suddenly...sun don start 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cum awt by 9am, rain no gree fall.

Buh lite still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ here manageable @Agbara.....whc syd ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ƒօɾ lag?

giftiebrown:
d transport fare frm North to hell is jus #30naira...D heat is damn 2 much here...

Lolzz...nah North ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥?

Primusinterpares:
By this time next week we will be printing our call up letter... Glory to God... It's getting closer by the seconds...

Amen. Let somebody shout hallelujah