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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by SMartins1(m): 8:07am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
when I get to the camp, I will contest for 'Overall Commander '

Cc SMartins1

Lmao... Some persons will not just kill us with dia stories. Who commandant done Epp!!!

in another news,my candy crush (lvlink), whr have you been? missed you ooo... need your presence o,body no be firewood *winks*... tell your mum I said she should release you naw. you just leave me like that for our mansion hut.

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by daudae1: 8:09am On May 07, 2016

From all indications Stream 2 will HOLD May 21-6th June Before the islam Fasting.....Iam also the overall Comandant of my House. MR Camp/parade comandant even if Stream 2 will hold by June or july as u want it,you will still laita envy stream 2 because stream 2 will serve for 9 months but they will be paid 12 months alawi..soo chill first MR COMANDEr of KAZauRe...MAY 13th/21 CaN NEVER Be TEMPERED with. With or without BUDGET,with or without Fasting with or without anithing.

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lvlink(f): 8:11am On May 07, 2016

SMartins1:
Lmao... Some persons will not just kill us with dia stories. Who commandant done Epp!!!

in another news,my candy crush (lvlink), whr have you been? missed you ooo... need your presence o,body no be firewood *winks*... tell your mum I said she should release you naw. you just leave me like that for our mansion hut.

sorry honey, I was taking care of something. I miss you too, and my body dey do me jigi jigi now. Lol

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by SMartins1(m): 8:14am On May 07, 2016

Lopsie:

Thank u. I chose Kwara, Oyo, Kaduna and Enugu

omo e be like say na kaduna them wan just park people full oo... it is well. you are welcome to the family, feel free around the City.
kaduna in common.

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Shollyjay90(m): 8:14am On May 07, 2016

I Will Neva Listen 2 Any Rumour Or Story Dat Will Mislead Me,whether U B Commandant Or Soldier, Patiently Waiting 4 Villagerat 4 D Countdown
#teampatienttillnovembersowieimeanmay21

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lvlink(f): 8:15am On May 07, 2016

daudae1:
From all indications Stream 2 will HOLD May 21-6th June Before the islam Fasting.....Iam also the overall Comandant of my House. MR Camp/parade comandant even if Stream 2 will hold by June or july as u want it,you will still laita envy stream 2 because stream 2 will serve for 9 months but they will be paid 12 months alawi.. soo chill first MR COMANDEr of KAZauRe...MAY 13th/21 CaN NEVER Be TEMPERED with. With or without BUDGET,with or without Fasting with or without anithing.

@Bolden, you're joking right? Pls I'm not getting it, can you explain further pls?

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by SMartins1(m): 8:18am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
sorry honey, I was taking care of something. I miss you too, and my body dey do me jigi jigi now. Lol

abeg, the kind rain wey fall here yesterday-night almost landed me in trouble,but sake of say na man I be na...Lol. *kisses on my baby's forehead*

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by ayGodsdelight(m): 8:21am On May 07, 2016

GROOOVE:
going through yesterday's post like.....

if u want to see nsobu just mention 'stream 2 has been postponed.....' and tag any of the ladies here

sit back and enjoy the show.

As in Ehn... This ladies dem no get chillz.... See as they does finish oga commander

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by SMartins1(m): 8:29am On May 07, 2016

hello Tammycloud9 ,your moniker looks new! how was ur night?

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Nobody: 8:31am On May 07, 2016

daudae1:
From all indications Stream 2 will HOLD May 21-6th June Before the islam Fasting.....Iam also the overall Comandant of my House. MR Camp/parade comandant even if Stream 2 will hold by June or july as u want it,you will still laita envy stream 2 because stream 2 will serve for 9 months but they will be paid 12 months alawi..soo chill first MR COMANDEr of KAZauRe...MAY 13th/21 CaN NEVER Be TEMPERED with. With or without BUDGET,with or without Fasting with or without anithing.

Gbam! The wise one has spoken!

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by freakky(m): 8:33am On May 07, 2016

Muslim fast is to start June 5.....so whats the ish of you guys saying camp for stream 2 is to postponed

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Nobody: 8:44am On May 07, 2016

GROOOVE:
going through yesterday's post like.....

if u want to see nsobu just mention 'stream 2 has been postponed.....' and tag any of the ladies here

sit back and enjoy the show.

No be small thing oh, na real drama.

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by qboi3000: 8:50am On May 07, 2016

Now that stream 2 may 21st is sure.....

Abeg anybody hear anything abt alawee increment??

Good morning ya'll

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by abishaddy(f): 8:50am On May 07, 2016

Lmao.... can't stop laughing. So dis is wot has bin happening. Gud morning y'all.

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Aleora(f): 8:50am On May 07, 2016

Happy Saturday my people,how una dey aleora is saying goodmorning, wetin I miss make una yarn me grin

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Gosj01(m): 8:51am On May 07, 2016

daudae1:
From all indications Stream 2 will HOLD May 21-6th June Before the islam Fasting.....Iam also the overall Comandant of my House. MR Camp/parade comandant even if Stream 2 will hold by June or july as u want it,you will still laita envy stream 2 because stream 2 will serve for 9 months but they will be paid 12 months alawi..soo chill first MR COMANDEr of KAZauRe...MAY 13th/21 CaN NEVER Be TEMPERED with. With or without BUDGET,with or without Fasting with or without anithing.

I don't get??

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Aleora(f): 8:52am On May 07, 2016

SMartins1:
omo e be like say na kaduna them wan just park people full oo... it is well. you are welcome to the family, feel free around the City.
kaduna in common.

if dem like make dem park us go there we go still survive

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by SMartins1(m): 9:03am On May 07, 2016

Aleora:
if dem like make dem park us go there we go still survive

That's how the story is oo. we are going, no devil feet stop us. and nothing(bad) will happen to us.

how was ur night? Been awhile?

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by dejiconde(m): 9:18am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
when I get to the camp, I will contest for 'Overall Commander '

Cc SMartins1

then i will b contesting wiv u. Lol

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by dejiconde(m): 9:21am On May 07, 2016

iamdynamite:
lol.....no mind that guy he is a kill joy.................all i know is 21st we are going to camp simple......when nysc dg no go wan see mad man for dream

if dat guy nah parade commandant den mi i go b food commandant, make hin go dey suffer for sun make i dey enjoy for kitchen grin

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by goodgirl247: 9:21am On May 07, 2016

Its been a while I snuck in here, so far I have been having a good time waiting for the 13th and even prepared for the worst not until I branched this thread to see howfar, I think my BP increased 5mins after I scanned few updates, headache from nowhere, body pain etc. This thead can kill o, no thanks to rumour mongers,the update that nearly paralysed me was this:

kestare:
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Coming from THE ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE (OBS) NIGER STATE NYSC CAMP, notice is hereby given that all NYSC 2016 Batch A Stream II shall be prospective Batch B because there shall be no Batch A Stream II. Sequel to this, all earlier supposed Batch B shall now be prospective 2017 Batch A. Hence, all awaiting Batch 2016 B (Supposed Stream II of Batch A 2016) shall commence from October/November 2016 while the prospective 2017 Batch A (earlier Supposed 2016 Batch B) shall commence March/ April 2017. Inconveniences are heartily regretted.

Thank you.

People of God, how true is this shiit, cos I can carry gun and go travel to NYSC headquarters and kee all of them?? Abeg help a nigga confirm b4 he commits ..

I can now conclude rumours are from the pit of hell, for ur own good please stop spreadingfalse rumours, because when you wish someone bad,a thousand more misfortune will befall you, before I see anymore disturbing messages, I'm outta here,I'm too young for high BP. For now use this and cool off young boys and girls #13thmayCUL #21stmaystream2camp

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by dejiconde(m): 9:23am On May 07, 2016

Lopsie:
Good evening house. I'm new on dis thread and I'm also in stream 2.

May 21 on my mind

welcome to our land fill with milk and horney

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Nobody: 9:26am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
Nwannem nwanyi hapu Onye nzuzu ahu, isi gbawa kwa ya ebe ahu.

Etua ka ha ge'esi na ebuhari rumor, Ala na enweghi nwanne gbu kwa Anu Mpama ahu.

Ifuro ka o'na akoyelu ka Onye na aya isi mgbaka.
Nne Ututu Oma

Hahahahahahahahahah....
Chineke moo, igbukwa ya -egbu.

Orr ihe diya mma.

Ndi mmadu anaghi anu ihe.

ibido kpaliba kita, odika....... Odiegwu.

Ututu oma oo

iraghu kwara -ofuma??

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by jubrealguy(m): 9:27am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
trust me, what she said their wasn't funny atall.

It was a smack-down.

lolz......almost lost a tooth trying to read it.... grin

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by dejiconde(m): 9:28am On May 07, 2016

daudae1:
From all indications Stream 2 will HOLD May 21-6th June Before the islam Fasting.....Iam also the overall Comandant of my House. MR Camp/parade comandant even if Stream 2 will hold by June or july as u want it,you will still laita envy stream 2 because stream 2 will serve for 9 months but they will be paid 12 months alawi..soo chill first MR COMANDEr of KAZauRe...MAY 13th/21 CaN NEVER Be TEMPERED with. With or without BUDGET,with or without Fasting with or without anithing.

#GBOOOOOOOOOM!! Bomb blast. ur head dey dere joor. Uncle daudae1 has spoken

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:30am On May 07, 2016

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:31am On May 07, 2016

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lvlink(f): 9:32am On May 07, 2016

ukjerry:

Hahahahahahahahahah....
Chineke moo, igbukwa ya -egbu.

Orr ihe diya mma.

Ndi mmadu anaghi anu ihe.

ibido kpaliba kita, odika....... Odiegwu.

Ututu oma oo

iraghu kwara -ofuma??

eh araghum ofuma nwannem nwanyi, Jesos anyi bu eze. Udo diri gi Onye oma.

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 9:32am On May 07, 2016

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by jubrealguy(m): 9:34am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
@Bolden, you're joking right? Pls I'm not getting it, can you explain further pls?

Most times if not all times, stream 2 tends to serve one month short of stream 1 i. e stream 1 serves for 12 months complete and stream 2 serves for 11 months and in d end, both streams have their POP d same day and end up receiving 12 months salary so what he's trying to say is even if stream 2 camp will open by July which is even impossible, then stream 2 will serve for 9 months and still collect 12 months salary as stream 1.

ya dig?

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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Nobody: 9:37am On May 07, 2016

Lvlink:
eh araghum ofuma nwannem nwanyi, Jesos anyi bu eze. Udo diri gi Onye oma.

Dikwara gi o, Nne.

Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by splashbaba01(m): 9:47am On May 07, 2016

Werrin u call dat ur name self overall commander or wat? U b olodo nd mumu dey worry u nd dose soldier wey una dey discuss abt stream2 matter, when u suppose dey match...Ode, u don forget say stream2 no different frm stream1..we b batch A 2gether no different, no special criteria dem use select stream1 pple only dat dere is no much facilities to accomodate everybdy ones..let all stream2 no fear we b batch A...sons nd daughters of prominent/meaningful nigerians dey among us,so FG nd Nysc no go won do weyree as dat mumu overall commander projected........UP stream2

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