Lvlink:
wow! Am blushing!

Wow! blushing pink

Hello guys... I'm a newbie on here, freshly registered... Been reading through this thread on and off & finally got a reason to sign up. Shouts to err1 participating in keeping peeps like me posted.. I was overly anxious and excited till I got the text that I'm on roll with stream 2. My question is, what's really happening with the stream 2 deployments? The oct/Nov blah blah rumor... Can it be true?

I would appreciate if you wouldn't discriminate for the fact that am new and please kindly give me a response, an insight to the deep.. Bless

Aieboocaar:

Who announcement epp biko if d above info is true den y does my dashboard still show "batch A 2016"?

See why i hate whatsapp... sum1 will just cook up 1 useless BC from the comfort of his home and gullible Nigerians will just carry d nonsense msg for head like KOREDE BELLO jerry curl

NYSC has a website, it also has a functional twitter handle which they use to disseminate info.... i believe they know d right thing to do

Nice one bro

Happy Sunday everybody... Av a God interrupted day ;DHappy Sunday everybody... Av a God interrupted day

Oyehomie:

DEDICATED TO MA QUTYJOICE BABE....MISS NYSC EDO 2016 LOL


Waaat...meeddah..na u cash am?...gosh i don miss o...i no c anybody punchlines nah....hw una tey woo una wives nah...o boi...
Fraiser inlaw..hw far eaglevision padi...hw cm....jubrealguy una dey there too?....abi e no need make guys dey woo ladies again for ds violage ni? Pressy Logodwhiz smtn i no understand don dey happen o...kbs468...na ur eyes all ds tns dey happn tu?
Chiefpriest.....ahhhhhhhhhh...
Ko daa o....
Cc
All d ladies in d village

Baba......assin, ah juzz dey see so so so marriages upandan, buh ah no see any punchlines, ah remember dat year na.....wetin u do before u see Qutyjoice, d kind wahala fraiser giv u....u sef know wetin i do na to see iambibi, with ring and punchlines....Before sirguy542 sef see cynnny nkor buh as per say time don go na.......e b like say everybody juz wan run catch d fun shaperly.........Happy Sunday to y'all

Barongmj............I see ya

faustychris23:
thanks. Black is always beautiful

It really is.......good morning

Sunnepa17:



Oya bring ur ear make ℓ̊ tell ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ **movin closer 2 me** just 2 av coffee wif dem @mami market, avin a cup of coffee wit all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village is worth a thousand dinners* guess ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ knw wot will happen next.

Cc. 2 all d pretty damsel in ɖɨs village

baba, u go like woman oooo

Oyehomie:

Lol....i avent heard frm her since morning ooo...but i kno she will win joor

she would be second........dahs wat m guessing

starboyflight:
Hello guys... I'm a newbie on here, freshly registered... Been reading through this thread on and off & finally got a reason to sign up. Shouts to err1 participating in keeping peeps like me posted.. I was overly anxious and excited till I got the text that I'm on roll with stream 2. My question is, what's really happening with the stream 2 deployments? The oct/Nov blah blah rumor... Can it be true?

I would appreciate if you wouldn't discriminate for the fact that am new and please kindly give me a response, an insight to the deep.. Bless

Welcome to the city

lollydope:

Oyeh,..how are you now? it has been a while.

So ds babe didn't go with stream 1.......Happy Sunday

Lmao..i swear down u guys are hilarious ..

Let me not say I'm new.
I came late

Looking forward to Kaduna, Kwara, Ogun or Delta.

Someone please tell me welcome uncle

Happy Sunday.

evabae:
Lmao..i swear down u guys are hilarious ..

lol...Gd mrnin dear

evabae:
Lmao..i swear down u guys are hilarious ..

you can't blame us,it is in our blood..keeping the city alive

Good morning everyone, wishing u folks Happy Sunday

evabae:
Lmao..i swear down u guys are hilarious ..

And you are beautiful

Good morning

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
5 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
13 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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marvluv
sunex90
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
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blizzydodo
kceewhyte
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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
In the end, its not the years in your life that counts, its the life in your years- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism - WOLE SOYINKA.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) God is a democrat, he does not support rigging, but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves it - JONAH JANG

2) if life dey show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup.
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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) FRUITS BRAGGING
APPLE- I resemble the human heart
MANGO- I resemble the stomach
GRAPE- i look like the eyes
BANANA- please please please, change the topic abeg.

2) if animals could access facebook these are most likely to be their status updates

MOSQUITO- *spits* the blood wey i suck last night too bitter, i no go dey suck papa emeka blood again, rubbish.

COCKROACH- Hi friends, i just find out say bagon na ice cream. Infact, E sweet pass sugar sef

CHICKEN- If you don't see my status update tomorrow, it means I'm being served as food at a nearby chicken republic. We shall meet in heaven.

PIG- chai, i no know why people dey always gossip say i dirty, na wetin concern them, nonsense.

RAM- Yehhh! Sallah is coming, God, my life dey your hand ooo

RAT- hmm, dese tenants no know say i senior them for this house. Imagine, dem wan use trap catch me, na today...

SPIDER- I am planning to build something like a third mainland bridge now, i hope this dirty tenants won't do cleaning to spoil my plans sha

COW- Trekking tinz on point, mehn this sun too hot ooo...

DOG- I hate calabar people with passion
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Goodmorning, I have a suggestion, do you think we should start a revolution on facebook and twitter with hastag #NOSHIFTINCAMPDATEstream2mustgo #nysc. This will raise awareness for people to look into this disheartening matter. Better early than late o. So this nysc officials know they are playing with human lives. What do you guys think.

giftiebrown:
lol...He dey cheat on her wit Lvlink...

my man doesn't cheat on me. His Jingolo is detachable, so I usually takes it from him anytime he's going out.

starboyflight:
Hello guys... I'm a newbie on here, freshly registered... Been reading through this thread on and off & finally got a reason to sign up. Shouts to err1 participating in keeping peeps like me posted.. I was overly anxious and excited till I got the text that I'm on roll with stream 2. My question is, what's really happening with the stream 2 deployments? The oct/Nov blah blah rumor... Can it be true?

I would appreciate if you wouldn't discriminate for the fact that am new and please kindly give me a response, an insight to the deep.. Bless

ahh! bros how can u say day?! we dont discriminate o! we just like one family here so feel free to mingle and jingle

jubrealguy:
u suppose don notice say na juzz my body dey here, my mind dey with her......which states u choose na

na xo na... Mehn na benue akwaibom kaduna and osun state
i just dey pray for akwa ibom ooo
you nko?

sunex90:
VillageGoat! I beg make my name folo 4 d next countdown oo

bros abeg no mind me, i just dey see your mention now, i don put your name for the countdown...
HAPPY SUNDAY to you

whalesboy:
Nice one bro

bless u sire! hapi sunday

goodgirl247:
Goodmorning, I have a suggestion, do you think we should start a revolution on facebook and twitter with hastag #NOSHIFTINCAMPDATEstream2mustgo #nysc. This will raise awareness for people to look into this disheartening matter. Better early than late o. So this nysc officials know they are playing with human lives. What do you guys think.

even IF NYSC wants to shift it Noting will stop dem from shifting unless you provide them with de Milions dey are needing..I WANA ASSURE YOU THAT CAMP MUST Hold As Scheduled..stream 1 and 2 are all Batch A. NYSC can NEVA shift a Stream they can ONLI shift a Batch..

kle4d:
Let me not say I'm new.
I came late

Looking forward to Kaduna, Kwara, Ogun or Delta.

Someone please tell me welcome uncle

Happy Sunday.

welcome gini??! oga pay moni for late entry jare... assuming na jamb u dey register for shey dem dey tell u welcome?

barongmj:
Good morning honies nd homies. + all d rumour mongers. How una day
IG sugar, wassap?
Sunepa love how u dey
Candicejy lolipop, how u dey
Okitaiji, how u feeling na? Ma fi ara si ile o
Phykel dear, did u miss e *shines teeth*
Frasier, pls show face na
Villagegoat, ur count down dey always make body sweet me
Sougal, should I join u nd handbag for shopping?
Ukjerry, r u still sleeping?
Ray400, wassap?
Groove howdy?
+ all d villagers I did not mention, hope we ll good?

5days and 13hrs left to printing of CUL, enemies, go look bush *in onomes voice*

hehehehe, the next most beautiful girl in nigeria... I see you ooo. Even the countdown dey sweet me for body sef, no be only you ooo... Just 5 days to go, i hope you don begin dey buy the unbuyable, because no time to say no time
Happy sunday to you

Brosjay3:

Well done brother man, you too much. Only you na good people. . . Lolz

hehehehehe, thanks man, happy sunday to you...

Hi guyz appy to b here as well, kwara oyo kano delta....appy sunday to all.#proudly Ekiti.

phykel:
People choose to believe whatever they wanna believe.
So annoying to see some stream1 guys coming here to spill trash as regards the postponement of stream 2.Whoevr gave them the info and them rushing down here to propagate the falsehood shows that Men can be very wicked. The rich will not want the poor to be rich. They prefer to give them crumbs that fall from the table.
What do they stand to gain with all these wicked rumours?
My people nobody can steal our Joy.
May 21st is sure baje baje
Thank God I already have my Empirical evidence with me already.

Barongmj I don miss u like Oxygen.Reply my inbox message nah.
Sunneepaaaaaaaa
Goodgirl247.....Hakuna matata
Okitaiji
VillageGoat....._ur head dey dier
Etc.
I hail oooooooooo

hehehehe... Na xo bro... I sight you from afar

ray4000:
VillageGoat thanks for d update, I am late today any gist. Am just too tired today, missing u guys in GC u are all
wonderfull.

no gist oo, mosquito still dey bite, chicken still dey crow, pure water na still 10 naira, fuel still scarce, so na still old gist dey... Happy sunday baba