THE DOWNFALL OF JAYOOLUWA AND PRESCOTT001
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i just acquired this plot of land on banana island ..
Contemptlating on what to build on it. Jayooluwa,what do you suggest? A bungerlow,four flat,duplex or face me i slap??

Jayooluwa will be my Secretary P.A
/
Prescott001 will be my legal adviser.
/
Bammy777 will be my accoutant (embezlement of funds is strictly prohibited)
/
during the opening ceremony,all the ladies in this thread will be invited..

Paulwilibis will be the DJ on that day

VENUE : to be disclosed later.

ENTRY into the venue will be strictly BIKINI outfit..if you dress to the venue like a SU,u're OYO ooo


what have i even been saying self

Oh! Have been day dreaming.

Nice to be alive awake again..


HAPPY SUNDAY!

kunlexze:
THE DOWNFALL OF JAYOOLUWA AND PRESCOTT001
>
i just acquired this plot of land on banana island ..
Contemptlating on what to build on it. Jayooluwa,what do you suggest? A bungerlow,four flat,duplex or face me i slap??

Jayooluwa will be my Secretary P.A
/
Prescott001 will be my legal adviser.
/
Bammy777 will be my accoutant (embezlement of funds is strictly prohibited)
/
during the opening ceremony,all the ladies in this thread will be invited..

Paulwilibis will be the DJ on that day

VENUE : to be disclosed later.

ENTRY into the venue will be strictly BIKINI outfit..if you dress to the venue like a SU,u're OYO ooo


what have i even been saying self

Oh! Have been day dreaming.

Nice to be alive awake again..


HAPPY SUNDAY!

Tank God say yhu noe na dream yhu dey dream

Fynestboi:



Drop and tag me...

Kindly add me to the whatsapp group.
08134610342

Sent you message on whatsapp but no response.

Jayooluwa:
Tank God say yhu noe na dream yhu dey dream

u no dey go church?

Jayooluwa:

huh?? Y ar yhu hoping so?

it's just that...i don't think that d excitement might come a day to resumption ooo

Jayooluwa:
Welcoming myself to ftc

Jayooluwa:
Ftc!!

Jayooluwa:
Now!!

Jayooluwa:
Ftc, wetin happen?

Jayooluwa:
I don taya sef

Jayooluwa:
*sighs* ftc, if i catch yhu. I'll sell yhu

Jayooluwa:
*sighs* ftc, if i catch yhu. I'll sell yhu

Jayooluwa:
I h8 yhu

you acting somehow, is something wrong with you?

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Subsequent to previous additions to whatsapp groups and rendering of helps to freshers in varying positive dimensions, we bring to you "OAU Freshers' Online Orientation Programme" .

First of its kind, so it's going to be an orientation programme like never before ; surely will be helpful, an orientation programme even the VC would love to devour ; definitely will be interesting, an orientation programme you would forever be happy to recall ; of course will be engaging, you would think it was football ; And most of all, will be entertaining ; not that you should expect Sean Paul.

WHAT IS THE ORIENTATION PROGRAMME ALL ABOUT?
We might call it an eye-opener, or refer to it as some What-You-Should-Know's, well maybe we should stick to 'Orientation'. You get to know the What's, Why's and Where's, even before the normal school orientation programme.

WHERE IS THE ORIENTATION TAKING PLACE?
Live on OUR Whatsapp group. You just cross ur legs while lying on your bed and get all the information you need about your new school. If you are yet to join the group, kindly forward a message to 08094909939 or 08147922560 to join the house.

WHEN IS THE ORIENTATION PROGRAMME GOING DOWN?
Kickstarts on Monday, 9th of May, 2016. It spans for a week.

WHAT TO EXPECT?
- Rigorous run-through's on helpful topics to get you initiated as a fresher.
- Ask questions on whatever might seem like confusion
- Bedspace Allocation Worries Resolutions
- Interaction with your departmental executives
- Basic tutorials e.g CGPA Calculation
- And loads more.......

TOPICS TO EXPECT??
- The Academic environment for students at Obafemi Awolowo University.
- How to live a healthy life on OAU campus
- Dealing with stubborn roommates in the hostel
- Multi tasking and Time Management on OAU campus
- Freshers’ euphoria and First days on OAU Campus
- Spiritual Life Of A Student On OAU Campus - Moving Closer To God
- How To Make Money As A Student On OAU Campus
- How To Start Your Political Ambition On OAU Campus
- Full Tutorial On How To Navigate OAU E-Portal Without Hassles
- Top 30 Places You Must Know On OAU Campus
- Top 10 Students You Must Know On OAU Campus
- How To Win Scholarships As A Student
- 10 Surest Tips That Will Keep Your CGPA High On OAU Campus
- Dealing with sports on campus - how to join football teams e.t.c
- What is CGPA? How To Calculate CGPA
- How to balance social life with academics
- Some Things You Should Know About Former OAU First Class Students
- Top Best 5 OAU Websites You Must Know
- Top 10 Religious Fellowships On OAU Campus
- Islamic Joints And Mosques Locations On OAU Campus
- 5 Categories Of Big Boys On OAU Campus
- For Health Sciences Students - What You Must Know About Your College On OAU Campus
- Types Of Relationships You Should Never Have On OAU Campus
- Dealing With Light And Water On OAU Campus
- Studying In OAU Hostels - Hit Or Miss?
- Some Popular Lecturers You Must Know On OAU Campus
- Why Good Grades Matter On OAU Campus
- Surest Ways To Get A Babe On OAU Campus

This I getting toooooo long, but expect a whole lots more.

SOME NOTABLE SPEAKERS YOU WILL BE RELATING WITH?

- FYNESTBOI - President, Dept Of Philosophy and a Nairaland Moderator.
- ADETULA DAVID - CEO Of OAUPEEPS
- FATTKAY - CEO Of EDUREGARD, undergraduate of computer science.
- JAYTOP - Former President Of Psychology
- ASH HENRY - Social director + Sports Director, Faculty of dentistry.
- Papidinho - Former Gen Sec. Of ETF Hall, Class Rep Of Local Government Studies.
- U.K Rakpor - CEO SleekSoccer, Sports Addict.
- Dockthor - CEO TweakNation, Social Media Publicist, Technology Savvy, undergraduate of Material Science.
- CEO Of LautechBank - Top Edu Platform all the way From Lautech.
- Tosyne2Much - Award Winning and Well Known Writer.
- Ghydyon - P.R.O of SCASSON OAU chapter, class representative of dept of guidance and counselling.
- Ueskman - Top notch student in the dept of Sociology and Anthropology.
- Damilola Johnson - Well known final year student of Dramatic Arts.
- Omofoye Adebola - Fin. Sec. Of Faculty of Art Students Association, Undergraduate of history and international relations.

This is also getting too long, just anticipate some surprise guest speakers.

Now can I get a reason why you shouldn't be there?

This is our piece, it's yours for the taking
The OAU ground you are about to step into might be dirty, this is an opportunity for the raking
We want you to come in with an academic earthquake, so the walls of OAU would feel the shaking
Records were meant to be set, but they are yours for the breaking.

See you there!!!

Don't forget to join the group - Forward a message to 08094909939 or 08147922560.

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TO FELLOW MUSLIM FRESHERS

Maybe I should give you a reminder it's already 29
days to Ramadan (fasting ) so dear Muslim brothers
and sisters let me give you hint
1: fasting will surely meet you in school.
2: fasting in school is the sweetest cuz it is less tiring and fun
3: you might not miss any if there's no good reason
cuz ppl will ask you.
4:you won't go hungry, without you asking for food
ppl will give even fruits.
5:you won't miss salat, cuz we call ourselves for
prayer.
6:there are special programs that involves lecture,
prayers and even menu menu.

Note that the iftaar programme is always organised by the MSSN excos,it will be given to us at a subsidized rate or sometimes free.
We should prepare ourselves,may Allah accept all act of our Ibaadah

pls what are d courses to be offered in part 2 agricultural and env engrng

dareajayi:

tnk god oo, finally i c my hall mate, though am in block 5, room 102

that's my own room so we be rummie den

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Thanks a lot

PaulWillbliz:
you acting somehow, is something wrong with you?

guy yhu get time oh, so yhu quoted everything. Anyway, I was tryin to get ftc b4 i gave up

Fabulous95:

it's just that...i don't think that d excitement might come a day to resumption ooo

den byebye to excitement

kunlexze:

u no dey go church?

yhu tink am like yhu?? Av gone

Jayooluwa:

Tank God say yhu noe na dream yhu dey dream

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PaulWillbliz:
you acting somehow, is something wrong with you?

i was the one that infected them with the syndrome of FTC.

kunlexze:
THE DOWNFALL OF JAYOOLUWA AND PRESCOTT001
>
i just acquired this plot of land on banana island ..
Contemptlating on what to build on it. Jayooluwa,what do you suggest? A bungerlow,four flat,duplex or face me i slap??

Jayooluwa will be my Secretary P.A
/
Prescott001 will be my legal adviser.
/
Bammy777 will be my accoutant (embezlement of funds is strictly prohibited)
/
during the opening ceremony,all the ladies in this thread will be invited..

Paulwilibis will be the DJ on that day

VENUE : to be disclosed later.

ENTRY into the venue will be strictly BIKINI outfit..if you dress to the venue like a SU,u're OYO ooo


what have i even been saying self

Oh! Have been day dreaming.

Nice to be alive awake again..


HAPPY SUNDAY!

. You can count on me.

Jayooluwa:

guy yhu get time oh, so yhu quoted everything. Anyway, I was tryin to get ftc b4 i gave up

let me teach you the secret behind it,but you must agree to my terms and conditions

bammy777:
. You can count on me.

no worries bro

kunlexze:
no worries bro

. #peace

bammy777:
. #peace

#gracias

FTC

kunlexze:

let me teach you the secret behind it,but you must agree to my terms and conditions

nah i dnt want ftc again :p

I pray they still av bed space this week. HAPPY SUNDAY

Ftc

bammy777:
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Jayooluwa:
w a t . A r e . D . F u l l s t o p s . F o r

. For yur mind. U dey use me look for FTC

Warris going on here? All the post above me tho