marvluv:

lolssss...no let Fraiser here dis ooooo...I no dey ooo

my cutie just leave am, naso hin lyk to dey put head for wetin go break hin head... Gudmorni my gorgeous bae, hw was ur nyt dearie?

Slimfitdiva:
Its OK 2 blush. Its allowed cupcake

aww!! u ar a darling...Big hug..
Gm dear, hope u had a splendid night

Honeybash:
lol

sup dearest gudmorni, hw was ur nyt babe

Honeybash:
i trust u so i b second or third haaa fraiser

babe dont tell me sey u no know sey okitaiji na cheif for dis village o, d one nd only cheif amebo of GC, na so hin lyk to dey pokenose into pple matter, dont listen to him babe, hin no sabi anytin dan to dey do bad belle...

okitaiji:
my love candicejay this one u always been the in-laws to other bae nd nobody knows is ur in-law meaning what i hereby declare you officially as my one and only in this village... note i will give u diamond ring, build skyscrapper nd all goodies in dubai... dnt allow fraiser to come our ause nd evrytin wil go siriri werere with us... Goodnight village, guards go and lock gate to the village...

you won put neck for candicejay too, why u just like over size lyk dis, u no just dey pity ursef

mariosam:
*******ADVICEMENT ON JOB APPLICTION******

Fraiser: I need advice too....I'm a covert operative in Afghanistan, but now interested in Nigeria's oil and gas industry. I miss home.
Do you think there's any use for my skills in the O&G industry in Nigeria? I mean Total in particular

VILLAGEGOAT: Yes, we need your skills. We need more oil bunkers. The ones we had, they have now been granted amnesty by the FG of Nigeria. Many of them are now pilots, doctors, lawyers, architects. We are saddened by this fact, and we now wish to strengthen our current workforce to global standards.

Yours skills are needed in kidnapping and bunkering. You will help us perform covert research on fecund oil wells so that we can increase our accrued income from fraudulent and illegal crude oil transactions.

You may send your CV to t.d.bunkerresearch@naijoilabunkering.ng.com. I promise to have your CV forwarded to our HR manager who is in charge of recruiting covert research analysts. Our salaries are competitive and about the best in the bunkering industry. In fact, we offer a pay of $450,000 per year to people with good knowledge and professional experience in covert operations in the Middle East. We believe that such people can withstand the toughest of conditions in Africa.

Conclusively, we would like to sincerely thank you very much for your interest in our bunkering business, and we ecstatically look forward to receiving your CV and cover letter soon.

With sincere regards,
Shoemaker Tompolo Polofiyai
Head of Research,
Naijaoilbunkering Limited

lol... The only job slot wey I have presently now, na cover operative slot for syria nd iraq, hope sey u go manage dat one...

Honeybash:
lol ok sweet i no fit vex for my sis

lol you and i know the truth.......i wont say more......gm anyways

Fraiser:
lol... If candicejay is my inlaw dat means am about setting anoda records... A man dat got married to his inlaw... Dat shud get to d guiness book records...

hmmmmmmmm fraiser fraiser bobo............i comment my reserve,,,,,,,,well goodmorning sha

Wow! 3days to go.......

Lvlink:
Wow! 3days to go.......

itz funny how time flies

ray4000 baba, gd mrnin sir

Fraiser:
my cutie just leave am, naso hin lyk to dey put head for wetin go break hin head... Gudmorni my gorgeous bae, hw was ur nyt dearie?

my night was marvluvfraiserlistic....& how was urs

ridow:
Owk, so whr r ur SOD

Kano, akwa-ibom, Oyo nd kwara

giftiebrown:
aww!! u ar a darling...Big hug..
Gm dear, hope u had a splendid night

Morn 2 u. Yeah, sure did. Guess u as well.

Fraiser:
baba gudmorni sorry for just replyin u now, I have slept yesterday bfor gettin to dis post, u dont av anytin to fear about bro, it happened to logodwhiz d pressy of GC himsef, only two states pop out for him, abuja nd akwaibom nd he was given akwaibom which happend to b his most prefered state... So no quams bro...

thanks bro. U don clear me. Ginger iz in my body. Looool

Lvlink:
Wow! 3days to go.......

My sugar crush, how was ur night? This wan wey you forget me for one side! there is God ooo

3 days to go. DJ please play me Lagos to Kampala by Runtown ft Wizkid

Fraiser:
lol... The only job slot wey I have presently now, na cover operative slot for syria nd iraq, hope sey u go manage dat one...

Lol.Good morning Elder Fraiser, how ur wife?

Wey sunnepa,him never wake. abi he still carry flower go him baby house?

okitaiji:
lolz.. bt seriously ur ice cream can spell danger to ray4000 wife suogal... hop ur nite ws good

common no dey talk lyk dat again, my ice cream dont spell danger, my ice cream will only give suogal heart bliss... Yea I have a blissful nyt

Good Morning ... *thrillest* how was ur night , splendid , huh ?

Morning 2 da hamlet...hope ya all had a mosquito free night. So, so luvin 2day's weather.... Nd d countdown 4 2day shows......40%.......eku ipalemo oooooo

Fraiser:
lol... So dat malaria never collect dis amebo job from ur hand ba... No worry I go send special strain of genetically engineered mosquito to u, so dat u go fit go back to ur sabbatical leave...

lmao.... u no well

*GHOST MODE FINALLY DEACTIVATED* LOL!
The EAGLE has landed. What have i missed,who missed me? no one mised me sha,i miss yall though.
splendid morning to every delectable lady and gentlemen of this villa,hope we have all been good?
like play like play 13th of may is upon us,it will meet us in peace and not in pieces,i just dae boot una moniker for head but yall are doing great in keeping this thread lively,applaudise.
wishing everyone a tantalising and tasteful tuesday ahead.
#Shalom

giftiebrown:
hah!!! Benue e b lyk say u want mk d guy cum bk wit k-leg nd thin neck...Abeg no wish am Benue ooo

lol... Na so benue babes bad reach... Oboi if I don seee benue gal na to dey run o

giftiebrown:
no mind d big head...I sha wan link am up wit evabae..Btw, baba gd mrnin

link am wit evabae ke? My guy no try am, dat bae na no go area...

Fraiser:
you won put your head for wetin go break ur neck... I just dey pity u...

make hin break my neck i will gladly take it lik dat lolzz...

Good morning to everyone

giftiebrown:
hah!!! Benue e b lyk say u want mk d guy cum bk wit k-leg nd thin neck...Abeg no wish am Benue ooo

u no serious shey na kpekus hin look for, mak hin go hav dem enough for Benue nah

Slimfitdiva:
Morning 2 da hamlet...hope ya all had a mosquito free night. So, so luvin 2day's weather.... Nd d countdown 4 2day shows......40%.......eku ipalemo oooooo

Good morning dear,hope u slpt gud? speaking of the weather, do you reside in lag?

giftiebrown:
no mind d big head...I sha wan link am up wit evabae..Btw, baba gd mrnin

lol... i won combine d two

MemphisDepay:
for real, no be small tin o. I lost all my energy, couldn't talk fr lk 3 mins. It was hell crazy mehn. Won't try that shiiiit again without back ups. You go join our whatsapp group "NYSC Batch A Stream 2"? We've gat some crazy dudes there, they are my ogaaaas. Mk I add u?

Hmmm.
Memphis, how e dey b na.
Any beta for the numbers when dem dey drop?

Oyehomie:
Eaglevision speak in Jesus's name

lmao! i don talk ooooooooo!!!! i was just on ghost mode nw,my speech organ still dae intact jare.

okitaiji:
u no serious shey na kpekus hin look for, mak hin go hav dem enough for Benue nah

Elder okitaiji, welcome
how was ur night?