MemphisDepay:
so your mumu just dey know all this while? I go pour sand into your gaari. You better beg me. Looool

always remember that ive got ur password.be calm

LoL...
This response is so sweet...

eaglevision:


if u repeat that kaduna again,thy fone shalt blow lol
dnt tamper with my beloved lagos biko.

Lol. u dey fear?

eaglevision:
egbon fraiser akiyin o eeeh okitaiji i dae see ur handwork o,u dae try sha smartins1 i greet u janesdman my vision no overlook u o.

baba I dey hail u for here too

Precious91:
after looking for lvlink abi

Precious91:
after looking for lvlink abi

Precious91:
after looking for lvlink abi

the pillow is the case here ooo

Fraiser:
awwwww babe datx so beautiful... No wonder why mines was marvluvlicious... Hope my babe is not feelin dis cold am feeling sha because dia was early morni rain here, d kynd rain dat usually generate wether for two...

lol..datz interesting...
I dey feel cold like MOFEDAKU ooooo...na confirm weather for 2 be dis ooooo...chai!!!**just imaging**

okitaiji:
baba welcome jor... na so we roll, hop ur night ws good

night was sweet,wha abt urs,how ur body now? i hear say malaria kidnap u,who con pay d ransom?
hehe. b strong bro

Jamesdman:
Ermmmm.. Thinking Out Loud..

Hope they've got a projector connected to DSTV in camp o..

Can't miss the Champions League final for anything oo.

If dey no get, na to fly fence go watch am for town be that o.

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MemphisDepay
GROOOVE
Maccabi
Phykel.

lolz... same thinkin here bro, they better mount one before we arrive

GROOOVE:


yes...

fraiser holds a post superior to that of the DG while candicejay was the person who put Kazaure in office

lol

SMartins1:
Something like that! How you take see the traffic coming in soon? Cos I smell a one ahead?

lol... Baba I don dey see vision of d traffic o, na why I go fit siren for my lambogin b dat so dat I go dey get free movement inside traffic...

okitaiji:
u no run.. shey na kpekus u d luk for bad guy lolz...

lol... No b me dey luk for kpekus o, I recommend person to u ni

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SMartins1:
eaglevision, you really they see vision. The kind 3D camera wey I dey use watch fraiser, hehehehe...

no need to watch fraiser again,d eagle has landed.
besides im taking over my position as the minister for women affairs so he will behave henceforth lol

eaglevision:



bwahahahahahah! who art thou o?

check btw the lines and you grab...

MemphisDepay:
you no get workkkkkk?

Yes cos of you Tin Tomato

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okitaiji:
padi tnx mehn.. my night ws gud hop urs is same

sure, was colourful. tnx

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1) A woman reporting to the police
WOMAN- sir, my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he is not back up till now
INSPECTOR JOHNNY- Why not cook something else abi, or is it only potatoes you like to eat?

2) Johnny knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called johnny, his clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can i help you? The madam asked, ''i want onome'' Johnny replied, ''Young man, onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else?''. No, i must see onome, johnny replied.

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The next night, he appeared again demanding onome, onome explained that no one had ever come back two night and that there was no discount. it was still 50,000 naira... Again johnny took out the money and gave her and the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When johnny showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it, again he handed onome the money and up to the room they went. After one hour, onome questioned johnny, she said ''no one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row... Where are you from?
Johnny replied ''i am from warri'', ''Really''? Replied onome. ''i have a brother who lives there and does business''
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eaglevision:


always remember that ive got ur password.be calm

I no see ur green light for group na

Fraiser:
lol... Abeg no put handcuff for my hand o... Ayam innocent fa

innocent idibia abi

Fraiser:
lol... Baba I don dey see vision of d traffic o, na why I go fit siren for my lambogin b dat so dat I go dey get free movement inside traffic...

That na the way ooo...

IghravweIG:

Okitaiji, welcome back baba.
I see ur entrance speech yesterday.
Hope u don strong wella?

d man wer bear d most difficult name in d village, tnx mehn i'm strong now. hop ur night ws gud

eaglevision:


no need to watch fraiser again,d eagle has landed.
besides im taking over my position as the minister for women affairs so he will behave henceforth lol

correct! abeg do the job well. lol

okitaiji:
lmao... oh lawd!!! fraiser fraiser fraiser many time did i call u? y are u always lik dis... anywayz giftiebrown i hav met wit evabae nd she said she will pack to my ause today, nd she also told me dat i shud block fraiser face from seein her because his face always mak her dream of

lol... Wetin I do now? I just sey make u no go near d babe... Simple... I know why I talk so

Fraiser:
baba I dey hail u for here too

padi mi to sure,had issues wif netwk yesterday we on a cool page nw bro,im sure u grab

SMartins1:
eaglevision, you really they see vision. The kind 3D camera wey I dey use watch fraiser, hehehehe...

lol... I go soon send rats make dem go eat d cameral

MemphisDepay:
I no see ur green light for group na

na persin wey u go kee u dae find,i don run for una small.

giftiebrown:
itz funny how time flies
ray4000 baba, gd mrnin sir

Morin sir, I dey backyard wen u call me Hw ur nite

okitaiji:
d man wer bear d most difficult name in d village, tnx mehn i'm strong now. hop ur night ws gud

Lol. oboy i tire for d name o.
My night go well.

okitaiji:
oh lawd have marcy!!! marvluvfraiserlistic indeed

yes ooo..

how was ur night

Fraiser:
lol... Dis new title wey u just give me no b here o... U tink sey I fit for dis title?

sure,,you are the paramount ruler of the kingdom..............kabiyesi ooooooooooooooo..........king solomon of our time

Precious91:
shebi na you

lol... Me na gentle boy o...

Fraiser:
ohhhhh babe av missed u, tanks for d welcome dear bur wait o, ur name always ring a bell in my memory, seems we gat somtin in common, are u a futarian?

we meet on the former thread. Am a Futarian even ur department but u don't know me.