ayGodsdelight:
Baba calm down... show me ur marriage certificate nd I will hands off hehehehehehe

Lol...oya cum my mansion make ℓ̊ show ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ

Lvlink:
Ah! Honey I no do anything with them ooo

*Even that one wey get small jingolo, that one wey them dey call fraiser abi na freezer, e dey beg me since make we DO small but I no gree oooo

wit fraiser EJA NLA u stil dey call am SMALL...shey na bottomless PIT u gt abi na WELL

Sunnepa17:




Lol..wrong assumption, Lvlink is my family frnd

Nice1, sameway i want berryice nd I to b close

okitaiji:
dnt confuse my bae with ur darkness say na light... slimfitdiva com an enter fereri jeep lets go nd take a glimpse of obudu cattle ranch small

ur mates d carri der women go Dubai,,,u dey here d brag abt obudu ranch.....my swidy slimfitdiva! U obviously at d wrong hand

okitaiji:
no com abeg till wen CUL ready, make fraiser no hear abt my enjoymnt if not na sand sand he put inside am

i don dey watch una 2 since....I go print una CUL only if yuu allow me to enta d match. ..

I don dey fall fr slimfitdiva

Slimfitdiva:

Nah.....wrong add....Neva get milk

ok...I gt, okitaiji don exhaust dey milk abi, no wounda him head big... Sha halla me wen ur factories don strt productn

Slimfitdiva:

No be him breathing u dey so...am sure na d fan wey gifitie dey blow us u dey hear so. My honey pie na 7 man in 1.
100 gbosa for my cupcake jarwe

hohohoho!! Make i laf 4 chinease abi na french sef! Una even get mouth d talk say pesin d fan una,,,dis ur guy na real broke ass nigga wey no fit afford common electric fan,,,no wonder him d breath lyk dis..... Beta com enjoy real AC hanging 4 my rum...dis una luv na wash n wear..... 7in1 man wey no fit finish one strip... Abi na 4 dream him d run d 7?

okitaiji:
ehe he don show.. at thy mention of loveablechi sunnepa17 must show... i hail o

Nah ♍ƺ hail ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ pass ooo, e ku aye

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
3 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

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11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
change will not come if we wait for some other person or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for, we are the change that we seek - BARACK OBAMA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail - WOLE SOYINKA
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket - NAIJA PROVERBS

2) Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america go come back as corn beef - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) A woman reporting to the police
WOMAN- sir, my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he is not back up till now
INSPECTOR JOHNNY- Why not cook something else abi, or is it only potatoes you like to eat?

2) Johnny knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called johnny, his clothes were all tattered and he looked needy. Can i help you? The madam asked, ''i want onome'' Johnny replied, ''Young man, onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else?''. No, i must see onome, johnny replied.

Just then, onome appeared and announced to johnny that she charges 50,000 naira per visit, johnny never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her 50,000 naira, and the two went up to a room for an hour and johnny calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again demanding onome, onome explained that no one had ever come back two night and that there was no discount. it was still 50,000 naira... Again johnny took out the money and gave her and the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When johnny showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it, again he handed onome the money and up to the room they went. After one hour, onome questioned johnny, she said ''no one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row... Where are you from?
Johnny replied ''i am from warri'', ''Really''? Replied onome. ''i have a brother who lives there and does business''
''yes, i know'' onome said, Johnny replied '' he gave me 150,000 naira to give to you''

ONOME FAINTED

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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

why is my monika not there, please include it to avoid quarrel...and u use my name for ur joke

Slimfitdiva:

No be him breathing u dey so...am sure na d fan wey gifitie dey blow us u dey hear so. My honey pie na 7 man in 1.
100 gbosa for my cupcake jarwe

100gbosa for u my sweet mellon, everytin abt u makin me to melt in estacy

Lvlink:
Ah! Honey I no do anything with them ooo

*Even that one wey get small jingolo, that one wey them dey call fraiser abi na freezer, e dey beg me since make we DO small but I no gree oooo

y u d do my friend dis kain tin u on kno sey konji d hold him? abeg free ursef nd make my fraiser enjoy himself

maccabi:




She don reach my crib ... Melody set oooo , but I gave her some cash to get/prepare what we will eat @ night coz na my place she go sleep

Meanwhile I still dey with my nigga Sunnepa taking our drinks .. Against all odds !!!

O da ba un o Jere. Abeg handle her wit care ooo

sunex90:
ur mates d carri der women go Dubai,,,u dey here d brag abt obudu ranch.....my swidy slimfitdiva! U obviously at d wrong hand

lol.. wrong move, dnt u kno dat we hav more dan three skyscrapper in dubai? dubai is like a village to us, we jst wnt to while away time in nigeria so dat night will com on time nd we wil flight out again

giftiebrown:
i don dey watch una 2 since....I go print una CUL only if yuu allow me to enta d match. ..

I don dey fall fr slimfitdiva

na only fall u d fall? u for sleep for her nah... slimfitdiva is for me nd me alone

okitaiji:
abeg abeg no shout abishaddy name for here oo *whisper to ur ear.. u kno sey travel travel she d do, she even dey syria now dey carry bullet for army so let me enjoy myself small nah* Ahhh baby abishaddy are u back from ur journey? ok go inside i'm comin to meet u soon

What U mean u cheating on me I can't bliv dis!

Slimfitdiva:

O da ba un o Jere. Abeg handle her wit care ooo

Yeah she will be Glad / satisfied as well ... *whispering* plus this drink me and sunnepa take ehn na correct , becoz na since I dey waka around with my strong thing ooooo thank God say I wear native to protect the image ...

Slimfitdiva:
I go relate bass...after u na u ooo

I dey learn from my ogas dem o

eaglevision:


o baby be patient nw,seems im just seeing ur pweety face for dis villa sef,my dear ive got some special package for u,besides are u really slim? cos i do have this soft spot for lepacious babes.

OK, am expecting da so kald special package..
Yes,oooo BT no let okitaiji hear u ooo

Which movie dey trend now ooooo , am thru watching. * Quantico * ..

giftiebrown:
ok...I gt, okitaiji don exhaust dey milk abi, no wounda him head big... Sha halla me wen ur factories don strt productn

bad belle... she d produce milk every minute for me nd i am enjoyin dem. slimfitdiva u are a god sent to me, let dis ur milk no fail to flow

kestare:


And them ladies for her dey hide levels frm men. E nor gel o.

Buh.... #may21 and we will see better levels.

naso baba.. May 21 all d way

okitaiji:
dnt confuse my bae with ur darkness say na light... slimfitdiva com an enter fereri jeep lets go nd take a glimpse of obudu cattle ranch small

Slip on my heel shoe.....enter kom use seat belt join am..
Oya boo....je ka ma lo...

marvluv:
I trust u too jare, alaye mi to badden gan.....

datz my gal...

sunex90:
hohohoho!! Make i laf 4 chinease abi na french sef! Una even get mouth d talk say pesin d fan una,,,dis ur guy na real broke ass nigga wey no fit afford common electric fan,,,no wonder him d breath lyk dis..... Beta com enjoy real AC hanging 4 my rum...dis una luv na wash n wear..... 7in1 man wey no fit finish one strip... Abi na 4 dream him d run d 7?

abeg we like am like dat, honey slimfitdiva com nd lap me small my body needu now

Slimfitdiva:

Abegi, na p***y I gat not gun nor knife

lol... Na dat tin wey u get gangan fit do am o

giftiebrown:
Abeg, mk i enta d match na....I don dey fan una since mrnin...Bdy no b wood ooo

U've been a gud naughty boy so far...oya siddon mk I giv u small massage as hand go don dey pain u...

giftiebrown:
no vex, i dey cum ur aux wit my futa goons. ..No b only okitaiji lyk betta tin

cc. Fraiser nd ayGodsdelight

baba u sure sey dat babe go fit survive my own tin alone talkless of takin anoda two join am... I know wetin I dey talk o

sunex90:
ur mates d carri der women go Dubai,,,u dey here d brag abt obudu ranch.....my swidy slimfitdiva! U obviously at d wrong hand

Ni worry guy, my luv 4 him no be Dubai. Na unconditional luv

Slimfitdiva:

Slip on my heel shoe.....enter kom use seat belt join am..
Oya boo....je ka ma lo...

yea... on d move, on car AC den slot in celine dion disc nd is play *i lov u*

Slimfitdiva:

Go watch Spartacus 4 sitting room joor

spartacus no fit do am jor, make hin go watch pirate, bur wait o, notin dey sweet dan to dey watch live match o...

Slimfitdiva:

Ni worry guy, my luv 4 him no be Dubai. Na unconditional luv

dancin shokiti bobo for my bae, thats what is call real love

Slimfitdiva:

Ni worry guy, my luv 4 him no be Dubai. Na unconditional luv

dancin shokiti bobo for my bae, thats what is call real love.. muuaaah jor